FabSwingers.com forum: More John Terry jokes ...

By *arkymac OP Man
over a year ago

Weybridge

... apologies if posted before ...

John Terry has quoted the coaching manual to defend his actions. It quite clearly states that if your full back leaves a hole, it is the duty of the centre half to fill it.

Pompey manager Avram Grant has been revealed as the manager who visited the Thai brothel recently. Some of the Portsmouth players are wondering if she has been paid yet.

* After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife

* John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

* What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton .

* What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...

* Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea : " Chelsea , Wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. Cos he likes a shag, he likes a bit of fluff, And he'll get your missus up the duff".

* We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.

* Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his wife.

* Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea : "They say his mum's a stealer, They say his dad's a dealer, He's screwing his mate's Sheila, The Terry Family".

* John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty