FabSwingers.com forum: Profile in twelve words !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from the "selling yourself" thread, have a go at writing your profile in twelve words, or less

Slightly weird, smells funny, free to a good home, soft old dog

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sometime bi, mainly straight

On time, never late

Adventurous, willing and able

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available, no baggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black, buxom, lactating, dogging whore. Loves women, loves men, loves sex. Nymphomaniac

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Available, no baggage."

Dresses to please

Tight little number

Good with hands

Not a fumbler

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Horny, BBW, cock-sucking cum slut, face like plasterers radio, likes wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

handsome frog, needs princess, no flies attached, tongue is magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picky, curvaceous nymph, seeks strong manly men and curvy women for fun!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

if I've ever made you giggle in the forums, giveme a chance

had to cheat on giveme or was one word over !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous men and women wanted for very naughty play.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

If we turn up you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older, desperate single male, looking for a sympathy shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit, fun, ready to cum. Turn you over, I'm never done!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Honest humourous hung handsome hunk, well three out of five aint bad,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curvy blonde cougar requires tall fit handsome playmate

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Send joke, get reply.

Overweight, cleverarse gobshite, will shag most anything alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Redhead BBW

Loves sex

Gushes lots

Sometimes sub

Sometimes Dom

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Always horny Kinky bitch - Not for the faint hearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy blonde cougar requires tall fit handsome playmate

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on my way x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I hate butter so don't come at me with your butter shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older man goin grey close to sell by date but neatly wrapped apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I hate butter so don't come at me with your butter shit!"

Not even on warm crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potnoodle eating single bloke posing as couple sat at heaving soiled pc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE Mixed Race Male - wants awesome ladies to debauch me! Debauch me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potnoodle eating single bloke posing as couple sat at heaving soiled pc."

Ha Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunnilingus maestro , stamina king , magic fingers and tongue , unique muscular male specimen

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If anyone would like to take me for snacks, please mail me.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I hate butter so don't come at me with your butter shit!

Not even on warm crumpets?

Before I answer. Has this turned into a euphemism? Not sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is already less than twelve words lol and it works for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhead BBW

Loves sex

Gushes lots

Sometimes sub

Sometimes Dom"

Can't count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man horny, man want sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad yet harmless old bag. Can be fun...occasionally. Please bring kittens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhead BBW

Loves sex

Gushes lots

Sometimes sub

Sometimes Dom

Can't count lol"

It's less than 12 words so still counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Redhead BBW

Loves sex

Gushes lots

Sometimes sub

Sometimes Dom

Can't count lol

It's less than 12 words so still counts

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