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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you just hate it when a woman tells you all the dirty things she is going to do to you then when it comes to it she lies there like a sack of spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno...it's never happened to me with a man or a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same can be said for a man. All talk and when it comes down to it your like WTF? Is That it?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Dunno...it's never happened to me with a man or a woman "

dito

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dunno...it's never happened to me with a man or a woman "

Dont get me wrong i still had a good time and she cum more than once its was just too vanilla for me after meeting the sexy and horny lady's off hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure she'll appreciate you making a thread about her. You might not have named and shamed her but humiliated her all the same..... What a lovely meet you are if you post them all on the forums!!

Threads like this make it easy to pick out the guys not to meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when a woman tells you all the dirty things she is going to do to you then when it comes to it she lies there like a sack of spuds "

If someone described a meet with me in that way I'd want to whack his goolies with a sledge hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if the lady in question thought you were any good

Nothing like discretion!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Blimey, do we have to do gymnastics when we meet now? I best polish up my yoga moves to keep the men happy.

Not sure how active I am supposed to be when I am shagging but I can say that the less I move, the less I have been turned on.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Don't you just hate it when a woman tells you all the dirty things she is going to do to you then when it comes to it she lies there like a sack of spuds "
And I wonder what she thought about you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't quite picture someone lying and looking like a sack of spuds. Are you sure you hadn't wandered in the kitchen and saw a sack of spuds lying on the floor. I'd watch out she might throw some of those spuds at you

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"I'm sure she'll appreciate you making a thread about her. You might not have named and shamed her but humiliated her all the same..... What a lovely meet you are if you post them all on the forums!!

Threads like this make it easy to pick out the guys not to meet.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure she'll appreciate you making a thread about her. You might not have named and shamed her but humiliated her all the same..... What a lovely meet you are if you post them all on the forums!!

Threads like this make it easy to pick out the guys not to meet.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno...it's never happened to me with a man or a woman

Dont get me wrong i still had a good time and she cum more than once its was just too vanilla for me after meeting the sexy and horny lady's off hear "

Sorry I couldn't stand on my head or swing from the light fittings

Communication is the key word here!

Oh and not slating on the forums is another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate I'd love to live in your world. You are the man lol

I only wish my dreams were that fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fight for your right to dinner and a half-time show!

You stay classy, OP.

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P.S - Did you ever stop to think that maybe you weren't pushing the right buttons? Or even finding the buttons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she has a spud fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe she has a spud fetish"

Perhaps the OP told her he was related to King Edward and she thought she was going to get a right 'royal' seeing-to?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London


"Maybe she has a spud fetish"

Or a sack one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you just hate it when a woman tells you all the dirty things she is going to do to you then when it comes to it she lies there like a sack of spuds "

Amen to that!

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Oh dear, serious boo boo. Hope your meet this afternoon don't follow your forum posts sonny Jim or you,re likely to be left high and dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe she has a spud fetish

Or a sack one"
or sex just doesnt apeel to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was expecting Des Lynam?

Hes a 'commentator' after all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno bout spuds OP.... But talk about half baked.... I'd say that with a lot of the ladies, you've had ya chips....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep up the good work m8. Thats 1 single male down only about 15,999 ahead of me now

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