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"Ohhh me me me........ye fucking right " I have got plenty of wax strips..... | |||
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"Why didn't I think of this???? Get me d*unk, hold me down...done!! " " Fucking Norrrraaaaaa!!!" | |||
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"I've never felt such pain " I could do it painlessly.... | |||
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"I've never felt such pain I could do it painlessly...." And the forfeit if I cry ... | |||
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"Pussy's the lot of ya, when do you want me fem?? Lets get these balls bold!!! " Seems bold enough to me | |||
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"I've never felt such pain I could do it painlessly.... And the forfeit if I cry ..." You wont until you wake up the next day | |||
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"Pussy's the lot of ya, when do you want me fem?? Lets get these balls bold!!! " They will glow like orbs by the time im done...... | |||
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"Can I join? I always start with a strip then remember I can't inflict pain on myself even in the name of vanity x" First time I waxed I left the strip half hanging off as I couldn't do it.....lol | |||
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"Pussy's the lot of ya, when do you want me fem?? Lets get these balls bold!!! They will glow like orbs by the time im done...... " | |||
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"Pussy's the lot of ya, when do you want me fem?? Lets get these balls bold!!! They will glow like orbs by the time im done...... " *pulls up ringside seat* | |||
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"Ohhh me me me........ye fucking right I have got plenty of wax strips....." Go on then ya sold me | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? " My choice of cream? | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream?" Go on, what cream you thinking?? | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream? Go on, what cream you thinking?? " Maximum strength Deep Heat? | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream? Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat? " That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream? Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat? That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady " Well you would have bold balls afterwards would you not? | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream? Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat? That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady Well you would have bold balls afterwards would you not? " I'd have big red hot bold balls, you should pop your tongue on them afterwards lol | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream? Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat? That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady Well you would have bold balls afterwards would you not? I'd have big red hot bold balls, you should pop your tongue on them afterwards lol" Have you tasted Deep Heat? Yukkkkkk | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary That sounds so wrong " Fanny Topiary - wasn't she the famous cook form the 1970's? | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary" Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise... | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise... " I strap it to my toecap | |||
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"Big bold glow in the dark balls!!!! Where do I sign up....but you must promise to massage them with cream when you've done, deal femme? My choice of cream? Go on, what cream you thinking?? Maximum strength Deep Heat? That's a tenna in my pocket...soooooooo predictable lady Well you would have bold balls afterwards would you not? I'd have big red hot bold balls, you should pop your tongue on them afterwards lolHave you tasted Deep Heat? Yukkkkkk " Yeah I've also touched my balls after using deep heat and they went brighter than Santa's sack | |||
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"WAX ...hell no! *scrapers pretty quickly* " Femme doesn't scrape... She riiiiiiiiips...!!! | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise... I strap it to my toecap " I'd have to steel meself too.. | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise... I strap it to my toecap " Thought you didn't like strap ons | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise... I strap it to my toecap Thought you didn't like strap ons " There's a mahoosive difference to an innocent viewing aid and something monstrous wrecking my botty | |||
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"I'm in. I can do fanny topiary Where d'ya put ya mirror when ya practise... I strap it to my toecap Thought you didn't like strap ons There's a mahoosive difference to an innocent viewing aid and something monstrous wrecking my botty " Ahh dear Ryan, now I understand your issues, your after something of telescopic proportions | |||
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"Can I join? I always start with a strip then remember I can't inflict pain on myself even in the name of vanity xFirst time I waxed I left the strip half hanging off as I couldn't do it.....lol " Nightmare! Need someone to pin me down lol | |||
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"Anyone up for it? " Are you talking back, crack and sack for Ms or Holliwood for Ms? | |||
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