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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi NO:~)

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

Feck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow card for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

no, but bet Pearl's bought all her pressies

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Full racks of Christmas cards in the card shops by me! In August???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

Why??

Well why femme?

That C word is banned for at least 125 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty lady! you shouldn't scare us like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've still got some left from last year and wrapping paper too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

I'm not accepting presents this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey that's means a countdown to minxi's singing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get cards anyway. EVER.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Calm the fuck down, it's only August!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's makes me feel ill

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

Feck off!

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hahahaha!!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Calm the fuck down, it's only August!

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Yes but I don't want to leave it til the last minute!!!

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

girl i work with mentioned it tonight

so i said to her well i'm going on holiday

b4 then so not thinking about it .

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

you had to do it didn't ya,use the C word,for gods sake lets hope minxie isn't reading this

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By *eretakenWoman
over a year ago

ringwood near bournemouth

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

I'm not accepting presents this year

was going to offer me as ur pressie this year xx

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Calm the fuck down, it's only August!

Yes but I don't want to leave it til the last minute!!!

Ah it's ok. You have a whole 120 days or so before you can leave it til the last minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

shit ! Better put the sprouts on

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Calm the fuck down, it's only August!

Yes but I don't want to leave it til the last minute!!!

I never leave things like that .

I've already got my easter eggs bought , I've hidden them in the airing cupboard .... Smug grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

I'm not accepting presents this year

was going to offer me as ur pressie this year xx

Can always make an exception to my silly rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nights are drawing in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm down Dear, its only a two day holiday.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The nights are drawing in. "
Decorations.....I need a new father Christmas, mine is looking a bit tired.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, thanks for that Femme

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By *oamshrimps-BobMan
over a year ago

Peterborough Hotel

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

No card? Well that's you off my Christmas Card List

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nights are drawing in. Decorations.....I need a new father Christmas, mine is looking a bit tired.....

Knowing you new Father Christmas will have leopard print

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The nights are drawing in. Decorations.....I need a new father Christmas, mine is looking a bit tired.....

Knowing you new Father Christmas will have leopard print

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I may put him in a sailing boat this year.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Femme, what is putting you in such a mischievous mood?

If you had posted this tomorrow at 125 I would understand, maybe. 126, what's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nights are drawing in. Decorations.....I need a new father Christmas, mine is looking a bit tired.....

Knowing you new Father Christmas will have leopard print

I may put him in a sailing boat this year.....

Gggrrrrr

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Femme

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

shit ! Better put the sprouts on

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ooh, that means its only 117 days til I go to Egypt for Christmas then (assuming Egypt is still open for business by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

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By *eretakenWoman
over a year ago

ringwood near bournemouth

"days to Christmas.......

Holy Shit...I haven't even bought a card!!!!

I'm not accepting presents this year

was going to offer me as ur pressie this year xx

Can always make an exception to my silly rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dig out the Santa Suit

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

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Why is she Santa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

Why is she Santa?

No.... I've lost me ear plugs....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

Why is she Santa?

No.... I've lost me ear plugs....

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I have a buttplug you can use.....needs a clean though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... Christmas shopping done already....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

Why is she Santa?

No.... I've lost me ear plugs....

I have a buttplug you can use.....needs a clean though....

Nah...!! Clean it, ya'll spoil the best bit...

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Erm.... Christmas shopping done already...."
Im officially jealous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.... Christmas shopping done already....Im officially jealous.

That is taking 'well organised' to another level!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Erm.... Christmas shopping done already....Im officially jealous.

That is taking 'well organised' to another level!!"
Well I like "other levels" lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's nearly CLIFFmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's nearly CLIFFmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
FUCK!!!! i FORGOT abOUT hIm......ooooooh my typings gone wonky......wonder why?!!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's nearly CLIFFmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!! i FORGOT abOUT hIm......ooooooh my typings gone wonky......wonder why?!!!!!

You've brought this on ALL OF US. It just needs THAT song and we're done for.

I thought the good folk of the forum had reached an amicable agreement not to discuss the season until Advent?

Now, if you really are desperate for cards I have a large box full of whole packets of cards. I decided not to send any last year so I didn't use any of those bought the previous January.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVERYONE .......... and especially Eurotongue as he asked me to keep of this thread .........

It's beginning to look a lot like .........

nah its a bit early and I am a little tied up with stuff at the mo ............

lol

soon though people soon .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

Bollox.... Too late...!!!

And Femme... Never thought I'd say this... Ya butt plug's too small....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo wish i didnt click on this thread. Arrghhh got Christmas thoughts in my head and its far too early for that!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sooo wish i didnt click on this thread. Arrghhh got Christmas thoughts in my head and its far too early for that!

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Before you know it it will be 124 days to Christmas...then you will panic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shit...!!! Someone shut this thread down, before Minxie spots it....

Bollox.... Too late...!!!

And Femme... Never thought I'd say this... Ya butt plug's too small....

Ure soooo in trouble Euro ............. I wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't of directed me too it lol xx seee it wasn't my fault lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme in the nicest possible way....Feck Off and Bah Hum Bug

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme in the nicest possible way....Feck Off and Bah Hum Bug

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Don't say you didn't get enough warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme in the nicest possible way....Feck Off and Bah Hum Bug

Don't say you didn't get enough warning.

pfffft I've got a Javelin ground to air rocket launcher ready for the jolly sleigh riding guy

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme in the nicest possible way....Feck Off and Bah Hum Bug

Don't say you didn't get enough warning.

pfffft I've got a Javelin ground to air rocket launcher ready for the jolly sleigh riding guy

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Thats you on the naughty list.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again "
Lmao.....get a good reaction?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again Lmao.....get a good reaction?

I've been sent back upstairs .

And it was a kevin 'bloody' Wiloson one too .....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again Lmao.....get a good reaction?

I've been sent back upstairs .

And it was a kevin 'bloody' Wiloson one too ....."
Thats just not fair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does some dog have to bring that up ....now everyone's gonna be panicking about he cost of this , the cost of that ....presents ...blah blah

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again Lmao.....get a good reaction?

I've been sent back upstairs .

And it was a kevin 'bloody' Wiloson one too .....Thats just not fair....

Well if he thinks he's going to get his knob sucked tonight , he can jolly well think again .....

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again Lmao.....get a good reaction?

I've been sent back upstairs .

And it was a kevin 'bloody' Wiloson one too .....Thats just not fair....

Well if he thinks he's going to get his knob sucked tonight , he can jolly well think again ....."
You can always hummmmm Santa got stuck up the chimney whilst his balls are in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish i hadn't opened this!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again Lmao.....get a good reaction?

I've been sent back upstairs .

And it was a kevin 'bloody' Wiloson one too .....Thats just not fair....

Well if he thinks he's going to get his knob sucked tonight , he can jolly well think again .....You can always hummmmm Santa got stuck up the chimney whilst his balls are in your mouth

I was thinking maybe from the nutcracker suite .....

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over a year ago

"Thought I'd try it out just been downstairs into the bar and put a xmas cd on , hence I'm back up here again Lmao.....get a good reaction?

I've been sent back upstairs .

And it was a kevin 'bloody' Wiloson one too .....Thats just not fair....

Well if he thinks he's going to get his knob sucked tonight , he can jolly well think again .....You can always hummmmm Santa got stuck up the chimney whilst his balls are in your mouth

whoooo hoooo Femme u've cracked it - this could be my new ditty for this year !!!!! ................. practice run coming up soon !!!!!! watch this space lol

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