FabSwingers.com forum: Write a verification about the person above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Exactly what the subject says. Write a false meeting verification about the person above, but try and make it funny

For example, if there was a person above me, I would say

"Well, what can I say about this little lady.....Not a lot actually since I don't remember much. The last thing I remember was her asking if her drink tasted like rohypnol.....It did. Woke up 9 hours later in the middle of a field. Treat this woman with respect if your lucky enough to meet her. Guaranteed a new experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh what can i say about this naughty boy, amazing giver but boy he takes it well too. Mmmmmm, mwah x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Greedy bugger. Took over two boneless banquets and she scoffed the lot. Wouldn't even let me suck her fingers afterwards. Mind you she does some pretty outrageous things with a corn on the cob

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

he lied and told me he was straight and that he only wanted my advice on women.

spent 40 minutes running around the bedroom to keep out of his way, it was like a benny hill chase scene before escaping out of the 3rd floor window down a fire escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greedy bugger. Took over two boneless banquets and she scoffed the lot. Wouldn't even let me suck her fingers afterwards. Mind you she does some pretty outrageous things with a corn on the cob

Needs to take his L plate for a test lesson,and a lover of raspberry ripple and nurses

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Met this lovely lady cos I was curious about her eyes. Turned out they really were red!! Still, she popped my bi cherry so hey ho.

Would meet again

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

So welsh, she leeked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So welsh, she leeked

they say Brighton rock is the best but it didn't have my name through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this tanned man for drinks and some naughty fun ! Not sure if my crop was a tad hard or if it was my wedding dress mags that have made him flee to france !!!! Will hunt him down though

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Met H last night, was going great until she got her heels caught in her knicker elastic and fell flat on her face

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"So welsh, she leeked

they say Brighton rock is the best but it didn't have my name through it

You need to lick the end first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met H last night, was going great until she got her heels caught in her knicker elastic and fell flat on her face

Just as the picture show, she love her Perual Necklace running down her boobs.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Sexy, saucy, horny...Steve's got it all and more xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy, saucy, horny...Steve's got it all and more xx"

French Minx who will sex you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy, saucy, horny...Steve's got it all and more xx

French Minx who will sex you up

Queen of Tease is an understatement. Pics leave enough to the imagination to get it going into overdrive..... with a very very messy ending!

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

His pics don't do him justice ...he's actually a white midget called Barry. When he pulled out a pair of tweezers and dropped his pants I knew size would be an issue. Once you get past the acne, bad breath, yellow teeth and strange odor you'll find it's not worth the effort.

Nice guy, highly recommend, would meet again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"His pics don't do him justice ...he's actually a white midget called Barry. When he pulled out a pair of tweezers and dropped his pants I knew size would be an issue. Once you get past the acne, bad breath, yellow teeth and strange odor you'll find it's not worth the effort.

Nice guy, highly recommend, would meet again"

Not sure why she's called greedy girl, I took her out for a meal and barely ate anything. Might have been the lack of teeth thinking about it.... Great blowjob though

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Nice polite guy, at first. He was right about his short attention span. As we were just getting down to it he walked off and started playing with his play station!! So I finished myself off, got dressed and left.

Still, good taste in decor and clean toilet. Always a plus.

Would recommend to anyone who likes a quickie.

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Obviously looked at my pics. Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Lipgloss's lips were so glossy I had to wear shades for the entire duration of the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Lipgloss's lips were so glossy I had to wear shades for the entire duration of the meet

Had a nice social with this sexy male called Brian!

Unfortunately we didn't go Amy further as he doesn't play with couples!

He is funny and spanks bums good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Lipgloss's lips were so glossy I had to wear shades for the entire duration of the meet

Decided to give the bi thing a try but he couldn't preform due to his penis having ink poisoning. Put me off men for life. Highly recommend though

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Lipgloss's lips were so glossy I had to wear shades for the entire duration of the meet

Had a nice social with this sexy male called Brian!

Unfortunately we didn't go Amy further as he doesn't play with couples!

He is funny and spanks bums good

This couple are named after a cocktail, I can see why when you hit the right spot the Ladies a wall banger, might be better named after a bird as likes more than toucan play at once and she likes a cockatwo,, ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged a meet with John but couldnt remember which supermarket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet with John but couldnt remember which supermarket

This couple were so fucking annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty?" "Do you think I'm pretty?"

WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST ANSWER ME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet with John but couldnt remember which supermarket

This couple were so fucking annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty?" "Do you think I'm pretty?"

WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST ANSWER ME!"

I dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet with John but couldnt remember which supermarket

This couple were so fucking annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty?" "Do you think I'm pretty?"

WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST ANSWER ME!"

Mr E came to ours but all he did was sitting eating my chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet with John but couldnt remember which supermarket

This couple were so fucking annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty?" "Do you think I'm pretty?"

WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST ANSWER ME!

Mr E came to ours but all he did was sitting eating my chips

Had a meet with Matrix5 and it ended in an orgy..NEVER AGAIN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met up with Greedy thump but he was trashed and couldnt find his own co ordinates

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Met this handsome chap at his. All was going well until Status Quo burst in to take him up on his challenge!!

Ended up as a head-banging competition. Not too bad, but then he said' I'm peck ish, anyone want anything from Waitrose' ?

We left. Quickly. Leaving dust and a layer of tyre rubber.

Would meet again.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Bugger, matrix beat me to it. I'm such a slow typer. My very wax for greedy thump.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

And a bad one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged a meet with John but couldnt remember which supermarket

This couple were so fucking annoying. "Do you think I'm pretty?" "Do you think I'm pretty?"

WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUST ANSWER ME!

Mr E came to ours but all he did was sitting eating my chips

Had a meet with Matrix5 and it ended in an orgy..NEVER AGAIN!!!

Oh you said " amuse me" dorry I thought you said " abuse me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger, matrix beat me to it. I'm such a slow typer. My very wax for greedy thump.

Its ok you can have him now Ive finished with him

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Cheers Matrix. Hope you've rubbed him down for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met this handsome chap at his. All was going well until Status Quo burst in to take him up on his challenge!!

Ended up as a head-banging competition. Not too bad, but then he said' I'm peck ish, anyone want anything from Waitrose' ?

We left. Quickly. Leaving dust and a layer of tyre rubber.

Would meet again. "

WOW someone read my profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met this handsome chap at his. All was going well until Status Quo burst in to take him up on his challenge!!

Ended up as a head-banging competition. Not too bad, but then he said' I'm peck ish, anyone want anything from Waitrose' ?

We left. Quickly. Leaving dust and a layer of tyre rubber.

Would meet again.

WOW someone read my profile!

Went to meet greedy for a quick pint before we headed to a social party. Anyway, got the co-ordinates the wrong way round and ended up in Tartarugalzinho, Brazil. Easy mistake to make I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met this handsome chap at his. All was going well until Status Quo burst in to take him up on his challenge!!

Ended up as a head-banging competition. Not too bad, but then he said' I'm peck ish, anyone want anything from Waitrose' ?

We left. Quickly. Leaving dust and a layer of tyre rubber.

Would meet again.

WOW someone read my profile!

Went to meet greedy for a quick pint before we headed to a social party. Anyway, got the co-ordinates the wrong way round and ended up in Tartarugalzinho, Brazil. Easy mistake to make I guess"

This thread is a fuxxing lynch mob! I'm feeling battered!

Cheers Bro!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met this handsome chap at his. All was going well until Status Quo burst in to take him up on his challenge!!

Ended up as a head-banging competition. Not too bad, but then he said' I'm peck ish, anyone want anything from Waitrose' ?

We left. Quickly. Leaving dust and a layer of tyre rubber.

Would meet again.

WOW someone read my profile!

Went to meet greedy for a quick pint before we headed to a social party. Anyway, got the co-ordinates the wrong way round and ended up in Tartarugalzinho, Brazil. Easy mistake to make I guess

This thread is a fuxxing lynch mob! I'm feeling battered!

Cheers Bro!

Your feeling battered! I've just got back from BRAZIL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Lipgloss's lips were so glossy I had to wear shades for the entire duration of the meet

Decided to give the bi thing a try but he couldn't preform due to his penis having ink poisoning. Put me off men for life. Highly recommend though"

Wanted to take a ride on the Brain-train but I couldn't get it up due to ink-potence, so we just kissed and cuddled instead. Nice lad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers Matrix. Hope you've rubbed him down for me.

Yes I have, had to use the bleach though as hes one dirty bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Met welshy in a karaoke bar....she swallowed the mic! Don't think we'll be allowed back there again

Lipgloss's lips were so glossy I had to wear shades for the entire duration of the meet

Decided to give the bi thing a try but he couldn't preform due to his penis having ink poisoning. Put me off men for life. Highly recommend though

Wanted to take a ride on the Brain-train but I couldn't get it up due to ink-potence, so we just kissed and cuddled instead. Nice lad."

I felt so safe

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Took up matrix offer to play with her pussy, turns out I was required to amuse their cat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Took up matrix offer to play with her pussy, turns out I was required to amuse their cat!

After she had finished faffing with my pussy, I told her to touch me from here to there!

Turns out I was the wrong sex and too young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers Matrix. Hope you've rubbed him down for me.

Yes I have, had to use the bleach though as hes one dirty bugger

Bahaha!

I'm clean!

Matrix 5 said: thank you for coming round today Ben.

I said: sorry for spunking your face off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers Matrix. Hope you've rubbed him down for me.

Yes I have, had to use the bleach though as hes one dirty bugger

Bahaha!

I'm clean!

Matrix 5 said: thank you for coming round today Ben.

I said: sorry for spunking your face off!

Bloody big mouth with a strange way with words

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

She came into my shed.

She liked my walls full of skulls.

We ate Rainbow Dash's brains together.

We had tea.

She left afterwards.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Well! What can I say or add to that??

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Just use your imagination, yo! I did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheers Matrix. Hope you've rubbed him down for me.

Yes I have, had to use the bleach though as hes one dirty bugger

Bahaha!

I'm clean!

Matrix 5 said: thank you for coming round today Ben.

I said: sorry for spunking your face off!

Bloody big mouth with a strange way with words "

I'm improving!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Likes to say the word fuck a lot, loves being bossed about and likes to have the last word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to say the word fuck a lot, loves being bossed about and likes to have the last word.

Bossed about? I'm not submissive!!!

You can have everything else though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to say the word fuck a lot, loves being bossed about and likes to have the last word.

Bossed about? I'm not submissive!!!

You can have everything else though!

A young pup who is cheeky and respectable!!

But looses his shirt to quickly!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sex on the Beach are a delightful couple. Well, she is full of vodka and schnapps and he is very fruity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Likes to say the word fuck a lot, loves being bossed about and likes to have the last word.

Bossed about? I'm not submissive!!!

You can have everything else though!

A young pup who is cheeky and respectable!!

But looses his shirt to quickly!

I never did find that shirt! Apparently someone did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickety Splits:

Expect an analytical intrusion of the mind, stirred in with some dark thoughts resulting in the thinking mans choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She made me feel violated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this chap for a drink and the cheeky sod nicked my shirt and ran off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was way too slow then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well what can I say. Don't let this one be pass you by. Treat them right and you'll be up all night.

**By Generic Fake Verifications Inc. ~ Get your own custom fake verification and prove to the fakers and time-wasters that you're genuine.**

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Viridianuk's language is blue but his hue was definitely green as he fled from my bed. It must have been something he ate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what can I say. Don't let this one be pass you by. Treat them right and you'll be up all night.

**By Generic Fake Verifications Inc. ~ Get your own custom fake verification and prove to the fakers and time-wasters that you're genuine.**"

Cant beat the "Mess this lady about and you will have to deal with me".

How much for the rave fake review please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well what can I say. Don't let this one be pass you by. Treat them right and you'll be up all night.

**By Generic Fake Verifications Inc. ~ Get your own custom fake verification and prove to the fakers and time-wasters that you're genuine.**

Cant beat the "Mess this lady about and you will have to deal with me".

How much for the rave fake review please?"

I did nearly add that

I'll add you to the copywriting team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sex on the Beach keep removing things. It's good when it's clothes but I drew the line at them removing their teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I wanna be the filling in their butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/08/13 21:09:21]"

I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!"

Met up with this cutie in Asda car park and helped her take fanny pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went all the way to the Uk just to be told I wasn't muscular enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!

Met up with this cutie in Asda car park and helped her take fanny pics "

Then he went into asda and raided the snack aisle

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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"[Removed by poster at 20/08/13 21:09:21]

I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!

Met up with this cutie in Asda car park and helped her take fanny pics "

Met this one in a cupboard recently - was dark and i swore he slobbered as he licked the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!

Met up with this cutie in Asda car park and helped her take fanny pics

Met this one in a cupboard recently - was dark and i swore he slobbered as he licked the biscuit

Yes they are my hand prints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried pinching undies but fell over

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over a year ago

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I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!

Met up with this cutie in Asda car park and helped her take fanny pics

Met this one in a cupboard recently - was dark and i swore he slobbered as he licked the biscuit

Yes they are my hand prints!"

That pic is actually me in drag!

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"[Removed by poster at 20/08/13 21:09:21]

I looked better in his shirt than he did in my stockings!

Met up with this cutie in Asda car park and helped her take fanny pics

Met this one in a cupboard recently - was dark and i swore he slobbered as he licked the biscuit

Yes they are my hand prints!

That pic is actually me in drag!

I know I just didnt want to offend your moobs

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