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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Edinburgh Fringe Top Ten jokes...

The top 10 were:

Rob Auton - "I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa."

Alex Horne - "I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

Alfie Moore - "I'm in a same-sex marriage... the sex is always the same."

Tim Vine - "My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him 'Don't be Sicily'."

Gary Delaney - "I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

Phil Wang - "The Pope is a lot like Doctor Who. He never dies, just keeps being replaced by white men."

Marcus Brigstocke - "You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost."

Liam Williams - "The universe implodes. No matter."

Bobby Mair - "I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."

Chris Coltrane - "The good thing about lending someone your time machine is that you basically get it back immediately."

If these were the best, how bad were the rest???

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked the majority of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like watching the rebirth of the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh they are good in a bad way.. Cornier the better..

I just shared them and passed the...

*groan* on!

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pope/dr who joke was funny... As was "no matter"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Only the judges knew what they were looking for.

Tim Vine's is good.

He has the skill of word play and the knack of delivering the most utteringly stupid lines in a manner that make us laugh ......

I like the one by Mair as well.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I ll be copying and pasting those into my status , I ve heard worse, feck ,, I ve told a lot worse,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Edinburgh favourite from last year...

I went into town to buy some camouflage trousers but I couldn't find any.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I liked the hedgehog one from last year or the year before.

We've had better years but 'no matter' made me smile.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

why did piglet go to the bathroom ?

he was looking for pooh

sign me up for 2014, I've got hundreds just as bad if not worse

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I quite liked all of them.

Jokes can be so bad that they are good.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I quite liked all of them.

Jokes can be so bad that they are good."

Quite right, Love a bad joke that makes you kind of groan but snigger at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair the Marcus brigstock ones are told as part of a routine leading up to that joke which in context makes it funnier unlike Tim vine who delivers them in a stand alone way and deadpan which again makes it funnier. It's about the timing and delivery

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"To be fair the Marcus brigstock ones are told as part of a routine leading up to that joke which in context makes it funnier unlike Tim vine who delivers them in a stand alone way and deadpan which again makes it funnier. It's about the timing and delivery"

As is everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair the Marcus brigstock ones are told as part of a routine leading up to that joke which in context makes it funnier unlike Tim vine who delivers them in a stand alone way and deadpan which again makes it funnier. It's about the timing and delivery

As is everything."

Very true. Even the same comedian telling the same joke can make it either hilarious or crap with the wrong timing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year I took part in the World Blindfolded Wanking Championships.

I've no idea where I came.

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