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That is such a fecking blonde thing to do....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just back from hairdressers (incidentally, been bleached back to blonde), bought a box of wine to take to taster night at my Slimming World group, decided I fancied a glass before bedtime and tried to break the cardboard circle to pop the nozzle out - cardboard resisted and I worried that I'd break a nail so I got a sharp knife and gently cut the cardboard...

Cue 10 minutes getting the leaking bag outta the box and fixing the holes in said bag with gaffer tape whilst trying not to lose too much Pinot

What's your blonde moment confession?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you miss "senior" out of the title, amybe between fecking and blonde, on your way to the forum?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deodorant, to add insult to injury....guess what I sprayed on my hair?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

Did you miss "senior" out of the title, amybe between fecking and blonde, on your way to the forum? "

You could be right there Dogs Bollox...I am seriously getting on in years

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deodorant, to add insult to injury....guess what I sprayed on my hair? "

Your hair on your head won't sweat een if you have to stand with your arms out.

Caz: patience.....

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I sprayed hairspray under my arms instead of deodorant, to add insult to injury....guess what I sprayed on my hair? "

I've done the hairspray on me pits before but don't think I've done deodorant on me hair...maybe try a roll-on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry BlondeCaz but that made me and Femme, did the hairspray sting?

My blonde moment was trying to switch channels with my cordless phone, calling it all names under the sun till I realised and THEN saying sorry to the bledi thing

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Today I don't think I've done anything apart from fall of the settee

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Today I don't think I've done anything apart from fall of the settee"
I fell off my chair tonight....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Sorry BlondeCaz but that made me and Femme, did the hairspray sting?

My blonde moment was trying to switch channels with my cordless phone, calling it all names under the sun till I realised and THEN saying sorry to the bledi thing "
No it didn't sting but I felt so bloody sticky....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a natural blonde way too many things to recall

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad"

I take it it didn't work then? I remember the ad where they stuck a guy to a board n then the helicopter took off with him hanging from it...that was years ago - was that Araldite?

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Solvite wallpaper paste I think.

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Solvite wallpaper paste I think."

I think you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many things to mention. And I don't even have the excuse of being blonde.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad"

I knew there was something special about you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad

I take it it didn't work then? I remember the ad where they stuck a guy to a board n then the helicopter took off with him hanging from it...that was years ago - was that Araldite?"

Yeah lol it was years ago and no it fell down about 2 am and took a chunk of plaster with it......i had to ask the recent ex to come put it up...and i left my phone in my room n his caller id was wanker...he got the hump n half left the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a curtain pole up with no more nails as it held some dude up on an ad

I take it it didn't work then? I remember the ad where they stuck a guy to a board n then the helicopter took off with him hanging from it...that was years ago - was that Araldite?

Yeah lol it was years ago and no it fell down about 2 am and took a chunk of plaster with it......i had to ask the recent ex to come put it up...and i left my phone in my room n his caller id was wanker...he got the hump n half left the job "

oops!

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