FabSwingers.com forum: Avitar pics! Bloody misleading aint they!

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine aint lol xx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Mine aint lol xx

pull ur the pants your arse crack is showing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine aint lol xx

I'm confused.... are you a devilish angel or an angelic devil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right you pair no more I need tena now from looking at your pics

Mind you BB its better than the teeth

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Dam big bra to get them babies in

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i lost a bra the night of the social!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine aint lol xx

I'm confused.... are you a devilish angel or an angelic devil?

Err was the cupid look for the valentine social at barnsley lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!! "

Well dont look at me lol xxx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!! "

you had it when i saw you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!!

Well dont look at me lol xxx

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i have an idea where it went

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well it fits 2 heads on one pair of twee buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!! "

So did I...

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Mine aint lol xx

I'm confused.... are you a devilish angel or an angelic devil?

Err was the cupid look for the valentine social at barnsley lol xx

Did you manage to fire your arrow at anyone?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Rod Stuart eat ya heart out

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"So did I...

Did your mum borrow yours?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!! "

would you want it back now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am I slow or is that _ig bads buns in an over the shoulder boulder holder ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you manage to fire your arrow at anyone?

Err yes actually but not with me bow xx

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Did you manage to fire your arrow at anyone?

Err yes actually but not with me bow xx

Oh, we missed that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"am I slow or is that _ig bads buns in an over the shoulder boulder holder ?????

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yes ya got it in one!!!!!!!! and my boulders are missing a holder!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was an upside down hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you manage to fire your arrow at anyone?

Err yes actually but not with me bow xx

Oh, we missed that

Eyes a quick little bugger lol xx

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

the things you miss when your having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is that an arse crack and not a cleavage im seeing

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Is that an arse crack and not a cleavage im seeing

I didnt think you lot would approve it but hell its all me

ZOOOM outs NOT available lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am I slow or is that _ig bads buns in an over the shoulder boulder holder ?????

yes ya got it in one!!!!!!!! and my boulders are missing a holder!!!!

I was slow on the uptake as I was still reeling at a shortarse cupid in sexy red satin!!

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"I thought it was an upside down hairy arse

Look i have a pair too now

Better than mi teeth pic peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that an arse crack and not a cleavage im seeing

I didnt think you lot would approve it but hell its all me

ZOOOM outs NOT available lol"

I've put one pair of specs on top of the other now for extra magnification!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Is that an arse crack and not a cleavage im seeing

I didnt think you lot would approve it but hell its all me

ZOOOM outs NOT available lol"

Cracking pic

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"am I slow or is that _ig bads buns in an over the shoulder boulder holder ?????

yes ya got it in one!!!!!!!! and my boulders are missing a holder!!!!

I was slow on the uptake as I was still reeling at a shortarse cupid in sexy red satin!!

you did not have to see him putting them on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao

much better. but what i wanna know is................... who took the pic ???

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Look i have a pair too now

I recognise that crack

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Lmao

much better. but what i wanna know is................... who took the pic ???

Lol i donno i was a bit fresh sat night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am I slow or is that _ig bads buns in an over the shoulder boulder holder ?????

yes ya got it in one!!!!!!!! and my boulders are missing a holder!!!!

I was slow on the uptake as I was still reeling at a shortarse cupid in sexy red satin!!

you did not have to see him putting them on lol

taking both pair of specs off at even the thought now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

much better. but what i wanna know is................... who took the pic ???

Lol i donno i was a bit fresh sat night

From the sound of it, everyone was a little fresh that night

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like

It's better than yours,

Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge!

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Fuck my looked at me has gone through the roof!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can someone help me here........im worried that my bras will now start disapearing

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Lmao

much better. but what i wanna know is................... who took the pic ???

Lol i donno i was a bit fresh sat night

From the sound of it, everyone was a little fresh that night

oh it was a good night bit damp in places lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like

It's better than yours,

Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge!

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Fuck my looked at me has gone through the roof!

dont pretend thats not why you took the pic and posted the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhhhh

just worry it aint ya thongs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can someone help me here........im worried that my bras will now start disapearing

be some low down bum knicking them for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

much better. but what i wanna know is................... who took the pic ???

Lol i donno i was a bit fresh sat night

From the sound of it, everyone was a little fresh that night

Err no jim was just in pussys shagmobile when i was gettin changed the rest is just rumour pmsl xx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I aint doing thongs but them there hammocks fit a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldnt get there for reasons beyond my control

But i had me spies and apparantly it was a free for all in freshness

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Lmao

much better. but what i wanna know is................... who took the pic ???

Lol i donno i was a bit fresh sat night

From the sound of it, everyone was a little fresh that night

Err no jim was just in pussys shagmobile when i was gettin changed the rest is just rumour pmsl xx

yes i was busy glueing pussy and chezza`s sparkly nips on at the time

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"I couldnt get there for reasons beyond my control

But i had me spies and apparantly it was a free for all in freshness

you coming in april ?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

The April bash should be a good one all round i think. Get ya self there peaches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno jim....

Gotta find a man that can instead of a man that will then he wont ...

but who knows eh...watch this space

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Didn't we have a luverly time the day we went to Barnsley......

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Didn't we have a luverly time the day we went to Barnsley......

Hows the Shag fund going Chezza

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Mine aint lol xx

I'm confused.... are you a devilish angel or an angelic devil?

Err was the cupid look for the valentine social at barnsley lol xx

Oh, I thought you were Stavros flatley.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well"

I take it lady's you made the frankie & benny's staff blush! I will have to call in after my trip to B&Q later and see what gossip is going round lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well

I take it lady's you made the frankie & benny's staff blush! I will have to call in after my trip to B&Q later and see what gossip is going round lol"

Blush his face was a picture, bet he dines out, no pun intended, for ages lol

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

well it will certainly be interesting to see if we get recognised next time we're there...lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"well it will certainly be interesting to see if we get recognised next time we're there...lol"

That's if we aren't banned for bringing the place into disrepute....

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

and i missed it all was in there to early grrrrr

some one pm me with details please

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"and i missed it all was in there to early grrrrr

some one pm me with details please

Over to Chezza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!!

Well dont look at me lol xxx

i have an idea where it went

right _ig bad get the bra out

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"i lost a bra the night of the social!!!!

Well dont look at me lol xxx

i have an idea where it went

right _ig bad get the bra out

xx"

I have Femmes bra and holding it to ransom lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"and i missed it all was in there to early grrrrr

some one pm me with details please

Over to Chezza

Lol i might pop in for my lunch tomorrow now and see if there is a buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Mine aint lol xx

I'm confused.... are you a devilish angel or an angelic devil?

Err was the cupid look for the valentine social at barnsley lol xx

Oh, I thought you were Stavros flatley.

LMFAO I don't think that was the look he was going for,but I can see it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate don't like ice cream, but I'll share it with you sexy ladies xxx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Kate don't like ice cream, but I'll share it with you sexy ladies xxx

LMAO thought I was the only person calling it Ben and Jerrys, we both must have BJ on the brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well

I take it lady's you made the frankie & benny's staff blush! I will have to call in after my trip to B&Q later and see what gossip is going round lol"

dont mention that place i still have the shits

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well

I take it lady's you made the frankie & benny's staff blush! I will have to call in after my trip to B&Q later and see what gossip is going round lol

dont mention that place i still have the shits

What B&Q? hell i know the coffee is bad there but wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont think mine is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well

I take it lady's you made the frankie & benny's staff blush! I will have to call in after my trip to B&Q later and see what gossip is going round lol

dont mention that place i still have the shits

What B&Q? hell i know the coffee is bad there but wow!!!

yeah but the bathroom dept came in handy

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"i dont think mine is

Yours is a good one

But if you want attention get a cleavage shot up. I am getting some well weird PM's lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Oooooops......well if nowt else my overheard comment kept the staff of Frankie and Benny's entertained

Err the rest of us fell about in tucks as well

I take it lady's you made the frankie & benny's staff blush! I will have to call in after my trip to B&Q later and see what gossip is going round lol

dont mention that place i still have the shits

What B&Q? hell i know the coffee is bad there but wow!!!

yeah but the bathroom dept came in handy

Ahhh i will remember that if i pop into Frankies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well it will certainly be interesting to see if we get recognised next time we're there...lol"

How is the shag fund coming on hun pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont think mine is

Yours is a good one

But if you want attention get a cleavage shot up. I am getting some well weird PM's lol

that is my cleavage shot

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

ok...explaination re my "shag fund".

Having retired from work on health grounds I am pretty much a pauper living on benefits and a teeny little work pension so I don't have a lot of spare cash.

Since joining Fab and starting to attend the socials I have taken to saving up pound coins in my kitty bank (like a piggy bank but shaped like a cat) so that when a social comes up I have got a bit of extra cash which helps with hotel costs/drinks etc....and this is what I jokingly refer to as my shag fund.

The morning after the recent Barnsley social a few of us had gone to Frankie and Bennys for breakfast...when we were sorting out paying the bill we were scrabbling about for change so Aquawoman went to the till to get some pound coins....then it turned out that they weren't required so I said, I'll have the coins anyway...they can start off my new shag fund....not realising that the very young male waiter was standing at the end of the table

His eyes nearly popped out of his head and he shot over to his equally young colleague with a big grin on his face clearly to relay what he had just heard......much to the amusement of my fellow fab friends.

Just another fine mess I got myself into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your not the only one thats been overheard. We were out at a gig with friends and bumped into some other swingers in the bar. Lou said something real naughty and about 15 people turned round lol.

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