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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

...Train its human!

1:

Human females have Hen parties. They drink excessive alcohol and make a fool of themselves! Keep all alcohol out of their reach

Can this get to 100?

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Damn it!

I thought it was going to say 100 ways for a chicken to cross the road in argument to the many requests for why it does so!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Damn it!

I thought it was going to say 100 ways for a chicken to cross the road in argument to the many requests for why it does so! "

Haha!! Go for it...I want to know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn it!

I thought it was going to say 100 ways for a chicken to cross the road in argument to the many requests for why it does so! "

I feel a thread hijack coming on....

'Why did the pre-menstrual chicken cross the road?

Because it did, OKAY???????????? '

an 'in the dog house' ted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken out - decide not to do something because you are too frightened

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I love a good Hi jack xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I love a good Hi jack xx "

Oooh! Who's Jack? Is he fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics ...love em or hate em !

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

It Chicken doubt.

I ll get my coat

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

humans like reading.. make you sure you take it to the library to get it plenty of book book book book

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

At times, it may seem that your human is overly distressed at the lack of morality or social correctness that other humans show when interacting with them.

Do not fret, in many cases a human has a lot of pluck and will recover quickly with no ill effects. As a species, most humans exist with the "I don't give a cluck!!" attitude.

M. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the road.......because it's teleporter was broken and it's work on folding space/time had hit a dead end.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Female Humans watch Chick Flicks.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys like eggs? Because they have chicks inside.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I love a good Hi jack xx

Oooh! Who's Jack? Is he fit? "

Oh yes! Jack's very fit and no chicken !!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

2:

Avoid all small humans if they are a)holding a hosepipe or b)holding a water pistol

Avoid all large humans if they are a)under the influence of alcohol (this is when they are at their most stupid) or b)carrying an axe!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"At times, it may seem that your human is overly distressed at the lack of morality or social correctness that other humans show when interacting with them.

Do not fret, in many cases a human has a lot of pluck and will recover quickly with no ill effects. As a species, most humans exist with the "I don't give a cluck!!" attitude.

M. :P"

Genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at the starting post. My first thought was;

"Tell that to Colonel Sanders, mother fucker".

xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the pervert cross the road ?

He was stuck up the chicken.

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Looking at the starting post. My first thought was;

"Tell that to Colonel Sanders, mother fucker".

xD

"

FC*K? KF*C? F*CK? Second best so far mister

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Why did the pervert cross the road ?

He was stuck up the chicken. "

Joe was not a pervert before he joined friends!!

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Humans will respond to treat based training over correctional training.

It's easy to become eggsasperated when training a human to clean coop, or shake wings, high flyve or numerable other 'tricks'

Remember, reward the tricks and eventually you'll have something to crow about

Don't brood over it, trained humans are as scarce as hen's teeth, persevere and your trained human will eventually be celebrity enough to feather your nest for years to come

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By *ouple_m_and_jCouple
over a year ago

Darlington

Can't resist:

Like dogs and roosters, humans can be a noisy bunch in groups. However the author suggests maintaining your brood in groups as solitary humans often resort to anti-social behaviour, choking the chicken being one of the more extreme in male humans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good Hi jack xx

Oooh! Who's Jack? Is he fit? "

Jack sparrow perhaps?? I so wouldn't say no!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can't resist:

Like dogs and roosters, humans can be a noisy bunch in groups. However the author suggests maintaining your brood in groups as solitary humans often resort to anti-social behaviour, choking the chicken being one of the more extreme in male humans."

Beaten at my own game....keep them coming, you're on a roll and I love the wits!

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I love a good Hi jack xx

Oooh! Who's Jack? Is he fit?

Jack sparrow perhaps?? I so wouldn't say no! "

He is a bit dishy I have to admit!! Fight you for it (in a pool of strawberry jelly )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the piece if chewing gum cross the road ??

Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot

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By *renchbambi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Why did the piece if chewing gum cross the road ??

Cos it was stuck to the chickens foot "

LmaoOooooo!

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