FabSwingers.com forum: monday morning blues!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its that time of the week again already. Why is friday so close to monday, but monday so far away from friday!? Throw some of your best Jokes at me start the week with a smile for a change.

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

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"Its that time of the week again already. Why is friday so close to monday, but monday so far away from friday!? Throw some of your best Jokes at me start the week with a smile for a change."

Having just finished my working week Monday is the start of the weekend, which lasts until Friday morning...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its that time of the week again already. Why is friday so close to monday, but monday so far away from friday!? Throw some of your best Jokes at me start the week with a smile for a change."

Next weekend has a bank holiday tagged on the end of it, so perhaps you'll be lucky enough to have an extra day off.

A joke, did you know they never play poker in the jungle? Would you like to know why? Well there are to many cheetahs

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

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Been awake all nite just can't fucking sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bored whales are out swimming one day when they spot a small fishing boat, one says to the other 'hey let's swim under that boat and blow water out of our blowholes when we're underneath it' so off they go to complete their mission, the swim back laughing and then the same whale says 'hey, since the fisherman are in the water now let's go and eat them' the other whale says 'hey I don't mind the odd blow job but I'm not swallowing seamen'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its that time of the week again already. Why is friday so close to monday, but monday so far away from friday!? Throw some of your best Jokes at me start the week with a smile for a change.

Next weekend has a bank holiday tagged on the end of it, so perhaps you'll be lucky enough to have an extra day off.

A joke, did you know they never play poker in the jungle? Would you like to know why? Well there are to many cheetahs

Yep bank holiday break for us next week which is always a brucey bonus to a weekend.

As for your joke, I don't know which to do, applaud your effort and move swiftly on, or just pretend I didn't read it? HA!

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Aah.

Aah Who?

Werewolf in London..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I break up on Friday for the week, 9 days of 4 out of my annual leave, result

How many single males on fab does it take to change a light bulb?

3 one to change the bulb, one to hold the ladder, and lets face it the other one is a no show but then what do you expect his profile pic is his cock next to a sky remote lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two bored whales are out swimming one day when they spot a small fishing boat, one says to the other 'hey let's swim under that boat and blow water out of our blowholes when we're underneath it' so off they go to complete their mission, the swim back laughing and then the same whale says 'hey, since the fisherman are in the water now let's go and eat them' the other whale says 'hey I don't mind the odd blow job but I'm not swallowing seamen' "

This one caused a slight crack in my cheek bones forcing a small grin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knock knock.

Who's there?

Aah.

Aah Who?

Werewolf in London..

Closest to a full smile so far

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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An oldie but a goodie...hope this makes you smile.

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1)You can't count your hair.

2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. (This was just a

test!)

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is no No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it

too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's e.t short for?

. Because he has little legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a great joke....

I'm off work til Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An oldie but a goodie...hope this makes you smile.

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1)You can't count your hair.

2)You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3)You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person. (This was just a

test!)

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is no No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it

too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it."

DING DING DING DING

Looks like we have a winner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow up," said my wife, as I sat at the computer crying, "It's only a cheap printer."

"You don't understand," I replied, "It was like a brother to me."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Here's a great joke....

I'm off work til Wednesday

Don't find that one as funny. I'd categorise that somewhere between rubbing salt in an open wound and mental abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's a great joke....

I'm off work til Wednesday

Don't find that one as funny. I'd categorise that somewhere between rubbing salt in an open wound and mental abuse "

Now you see you didn't figure out the punch line

I'm working all weekend

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

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"Its that time of the week again already. Why is friday so close to monday, but monday so far away from friday!? Throw some of your best Jokes at me start the week with a smile for a change.

Having just finished my working week Monday is the start of the weekend, which lasts until Friday morning...

Ok start laughing everyone, I've just realised next weekend is a bank holiday and I'm at work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all fucking bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What blues???

Im off for 2 weeks!!! Woooop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

British Airways have just grounded all their airbuses.. They discovered that all the stewardesses have at least a 3 inch crack on them..

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