FabSwingers.com forum: cucumber vagina

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be

what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.

Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.

Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??

can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It must have become the measuring device to match the Sky Remote and Lynx cans that men use.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It must have become the measuring device to match the Sky Remote and Lynx cans that men use."

i know how funny. i had this guy msg me. with a bank card measuring his length... the width side of the card mind and it wasnt as big. i cried laughing for days. (probably the reason why he loved humiliation haha) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottles in pics reminds me so much of the Kinga episode on BB.

Not for me but Each to their own I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes seriously some like them.. insertion photos to some are horny.. to others are not..

You just don't look on the ones you don't like. I like some of these photos but not all...

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It must have become the measuring device to match the Sky Remote and Lynx cans that men use.

Whatever happened to the good old tape measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be

what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.

Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.

Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??

can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it??

i'm with you on this...totally!!

I have also seen the 'fruit bowl' ones that have apples, oranges and melons (WTF) stuffed up there...hows that for a fruity fruit salad!!! the mind boggles

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

I love it once had a girlfriend stick her phone in the mushvand I rang it lmao happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not just you. there are alot of practices on here I read about and think just...'no', but as we frequently hear it's about preferences. I shall just have to accept that I'm almost conventional.....almost..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can say ive never thought of having anything but fingers...tongue,cock or sex toy up my faj

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By *ipglossWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I love it once had a girlfriend stick her phone in the mushvand I rang it lmao happy days

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be

what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.

Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.

Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??

can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it??

i'm with you on this...totally!!

I have also seen the 'fruit bowl' ones that have apples, oranges and melons (WTF) stuffed up there...hows that for a fruity fruit salad!!! the mind boggles

Haaaaha. Fruity has a whole new meaning. Bizarre. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all kinds of wrong! Bleugh.

Especially shoving bottles of glass up there. You'll be "fucked" if it smashes into pieces inside your cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's all kinds of wrong! Bleugh.

Especially shoving bottles of glass up there. You'll be "fucked" if it smashes into pieces inside your cunt.

i know imagine a trip to a&e... oh it was an accident... i slipped. THE SHAME

also people must just be looking round the room finding objects to jump on... now im single... but im not "that" single lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own I suppose

Now where did I put that butternut squash ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's all kinds of wrong! Bleugh.

Especially shoving bottles of glass up there. You'll be "fucked" if it smashes into pieces inside your cunt.

google one man one jar

(only if you are not squeamish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you....I was going to pose for one of those pics to try and attract more interest. It took me a week to pass the pineapple and it was impossible to see what was what on the size comparison one with the ugly fruit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Each to their own I suppose

Now where did I put that butternut squash ?

hahahaaaa really. wouldnt that just squish in ur mary and make a massive mess... lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's all kinds of wrong! Bleugh.

Especially shoving bottles of glass up there. You'll be "fucked" if it smashes into pieces inside your cunt.

google one man one jar

(only if you are not squeamish

im very squeamish and by the title i will bawk my tea up haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you would have seriously shoved a pineapple up your crack??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you would have seriously shoved a pineapple up your crack??

darling, I wouldn't consider pineapple chunks let alone a big spikey fruit with a haircut like Don King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" i'm with you on this...totally!!

I have also seen the 'fruit bowl' ones that have apples, oranges and melons (WTF) stuffed up there...hows that for a fruity fruit salad!!! the mind boggles

Melons?

Dear God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried to have a smashing night, but it ended up my cunt being smashed up"

I wonder what went through their minds when they shove things in their "Garage" "Oh today, I fancy shoving that cucumber that I've had in the fridge for the past 3 days, it would be a SHAME to waste it!" x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you would have seriously shoved a pineapple up your crack??

darling, I wouldn't consider pineapple chunks let alone a big spikey fruit with a haircut like Don King"

if i see one more wine bottle up arse i think i may have pineapple chunks coming not from my mary or arse. lol

Don King hahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they Sexual Organ-ic cucumbers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and then the question is... are they then eating that cucumber or melon or pineapple.

If anyone ready this has a thing for shoving shit up themselves... i request a pineapple pic... i wonder if that has ever crossed anyones mind.

next it would be "pass me the cat there darling"

hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own I suppose

Now where did I put that butternut squash ?

hahahaaaa really. wouldnt that just squish in ur mary and make a massive mess... lol xx"

I really don't know!! And don't really want to find out

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By *ames blackMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

arent cucumbers cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?"

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"arent cucumbers cold

how do you know

lol xx

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By *utterflywingsWoman
over a year ago

Creswell Derbyshire

OMG just viewed it, what a prat lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

who says they eat it??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thread ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

who says they eat it??????"

who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A cucumber is nothing. This lot had the whole fruit and veg barrow up my jacksy the other day

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

"you would have seriously shoved a pineapple up your crack??

darling, I wouldn't consider pineapple chunks let alone a big spikey fruit with a haircut like Don King"

Lmfao

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

who says they eat it??????

who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????"

Why is the Lambrusco bottle full?

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

"I love it once had a girlfriend stick her phone in the mushvand I rang it lmao happy days

Hahahaha

And it worked after good old nokia whatever happened to them used to be solid xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A cucumber is nothing. This lot had the whole fruit and veg barrow up my jacksy the other day

It would have been fine if you'd just had your broccoli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

who says they eat it??????

who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????"

Unless you're meeting them and they offer you a ham and cucumber sandwich with a glass of Lambrusco why are you worried abut it?

If anyone has pics I don't like on their profile I move on. Simple really!

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By *orkduoCouple
over a year ago

york

we can not stand those pics ,so pointless n not sexy at all but that's just us ,each to there own .x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love it once had a girlfriend stick her phone in the mushvand I rang it lmao happy days

Hahahaha

And it worked after good old nokia whatever happened to them used to be solid xx

prison lads still shove them up there jacksys cos they dont break. lol

as for broccoli or any other house hold items. i'll pass... deffo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

who says they eat it??????

who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????

Unless you're meeting them and they offer you a ham and cucumber sandwich with a glass of Lambrusco why are you worried abut it?

If anyone has pics I don't like on their profile I move on. Simple really!"

worried was the wrong word... erm... intrigued really. now that would be funny... fucked and fed by the same inanimate object/food. haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are plenty of things around the house that can be used for dirty fun... Be it sexually or for bdsm..

Just because something was not purposely designed for sexual use, doesn't mean it can't be.

Cali

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've done it with an empty asti bottle and an empty bottle (500ml!!!!!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've done it with an empty asti bottle and an empty bottle (500ml!!!!!)

Doesn't it create a vacuum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've done it with an empty asti bottle and an empty bottle (500ml!!!!!)

Doesn't it create a vacuum? "

Doesn't it hurt? I bought n used this Mr Big toy last week. Nearly wet myself. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are plenty of things around the house that can be used for dirty fun... Be it sexually or for bdsm..

Just because something was not purposely designed for sexual use, doesn't mean it can't be.

Cali"

I never said it can't be. Did I ??? I just have an opinion. Which I'm sure most do

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

"Surely a cucumber is just one of natures dildos?

i dont see anything natural in shoving a cucumber in ur arse hole an then eating it on a ham butty!

who says they eat it??????

who says they dont. lol that was initially my one worry. like.. do they still drink out of these lambrusko bottles that have been rimming there arse hole ????

Unless you're meeting them and they offer you a ham and cucumber sandwich with a glass of Lambrusco why are you worried abut it?

If anyone has pics I don't like on their profile I move on. Simple really!

worried was the wrong word... erm... intrigued really. now that would be funny... fucked and fed by the same inanimate object/food. haha x"

Really please am hapoy to eat it and worried if it has had a fiod item in fuck no make me a sandwich as I just had one now one with carbs lmao yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just think you are being 'a being a little girl about it'

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I've done it with an empty asti bottle and an empty bottle (500ml!!!!!)

Doesn't it create a vacuum? "

No lol because the lid was on the bottle and you can't squish glass to expel the air.

Didn't hurt no but then I enjoy fisting and inflatable dildos lol

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

"I just think you are being 'a being a little girl about it'"

Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never said it can't be. Did I ??? I just have an opinion. Which I'm sure most do

I can't think there are many on here that haven't tried something a bit naughty with something they shouldn't have..

I do enjoy insertion photos though.. but prefer cum shot one's lol.. we all like our own thing... But let's not ridicule those that enjoy different things.

And for the record never used a cucumber but have used some other things.. not tried a bottle though and wouldn't try a glass one because of risk of breakage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Convo is getting Narky. I Was merely passing comment and taking an interest. Yep I must just be being a little girl lol. Didn't say it was wrong. But wine bottles up bum holes and deodorant cans. Deffo not my thing.

Fisting n stuff in ur vaj. I'd give it a go xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There sick simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay so maybe its just me. And im more vanilla so to speak than i ever thought i could be

what is the attraction of posting pics of yourself with a cucmber/bottle of wine/pringles tub/ sky remove up your fanny or guys up the arse.

Like SERIOUSLY people like seeing this.

Just my opinion and everyone is entitled to one but... DO YOU STILL EAT THAT CUCUMBER??? are you using it on your kids packed lunches... WHAT THE HELL??

can anyone agree with me on this or am i such a being a little girl about it??

Bet the ASDA workers take the cucumber back

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

never tried a cucumber, but would deffo try. Just not eat it after, as I dont like them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread was about the latest name of a footballers kid lol

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

A cucumber up the tradesmans?

Does that count as one of your five a day?

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"I love it once had a girlfriend stick her phone in the mushvand I rang it lmao happy days

Hahahaha

And it worked after good old nokia whatever happened to them used to be solid xx

If we're talking fruit, you could always use a Blackberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haaaahaaahaa. Imagine returning the cucumber as it wasn't "suitable" lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

I think the picture mods buttons would wear out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

I think the picture mods buttons would wear out lol"

Lol shame had a great idea to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about the latest name of a footballers kid lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx"

Oh now I'm disappointed

Go on you know you want to

Make sure the straighteners are off first though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx

Oh now I'm disappointed

Go on you know you want to

Make sure the straighteners are off first though

Haaaaaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adds a new dimension to 'tossing the salad'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adds a new dimension to 'tossing the salad'!"

Just don't go wiping your salad cream on the curtains, I've only just washed them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Adds a new dimension to 'tossing the salad'!

Just don't go wiping your salad cream on the curtains, I've only just washed them

You are very filthy. I like it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Adds a new dimension to 'tossing the salad'!

Just don't go wiping your salad cream on the curtains, I've only just washed them

You are very filthy. I like it x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol I'm thinking new avatar challenge

What's the strangest or stupidest item you can find to measure against or shove up you

I'm deffo out. Deffo. Lol. I couldn't see fit walking round the house lashing things up my Mary. No way xx

Oh now I'm disappointed

Go on you know you want to

Make sure the straighteners are off first though

A girl sent me a WMV of her with straighteners

in all fairness it was horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tried chocolate but that is my limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's interesting how naieve some swingers are. Insertions are a big part of the fetish scene, not just into Vaginas but into the urethra on a man as well.

Now, whether you find these things sexually attractive or not is a different question but generally speaking if you've thought of it, a person has probably tried it. Catherine the Great for example

Just to clarify insertions aren't really my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can say ive never thought of having anything but fingers...tongue,cock or sex toy up my faj

Oh I do love it when the girls talk dirty...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems like a whole new meaning for getting your 5 a day!!!!

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