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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today! Horny as fuck

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I thought you didn't even have the energy to have a wank

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This sounds like the old oooooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just spoke to a milf over cam no im fully in the mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt it the same pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This sounds like the old oooooooooooo.

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.....nooooooo ive changed, but im jus sayin how it is for mr at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought you didn't even have the energy to have a wank "

Haha!!!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just spoke to a milf over cam no im fully in the mood!"

Wow... and half an hour ago you posted that If you had a wank now it would kill you... cause you had no energy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just spoke to a milf over cam no im fully in the mood!

Wow... and half an hour ago you posted that If you had a wank now it would kill you... cause you had no energy "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just spoke to a milf over cam no im fully in the mood!

Wow... and half an hour ago you posted that If you had a wank now it would kill you... cause you had no energy "
....things can change very quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear God, I despair

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Dear God, I despair "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a grip of yourself dude

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dear God, I despair "

+1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair "
....i see all the milfs are commenting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a grip of yourself dude"
....ive got 2 grips on myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

;)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get a grip of yourself dude"

He's already said that will kill him! Keep up.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ulike....

They all missed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the other way round, too tired for a shag but could easily have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They may be having a laugh at your expense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ulike....

They all missed you."
.....nah they just think im a nob...im so misunderstood

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport


"Get a grip of yourself dude....ive got 2 grips on myself "

Watch your energy levels you might die using both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a grip of yourself dude

He's already said that will kill him! Keep up. "
was said in jest x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They may be having a laugh at your expense"
....let em laugh

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Put up a 'meet today' and see if a milf wants to have sex with you. It's a two way thing so you might get one looking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting"

I'm not a MILF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If when I am older someone calls me a milf, they'd get no nookie off me. Besides, not all older women are mothers.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! "
Neither am I!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm telling you ulike.....

They miss you.

They look out for you.

They respond to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! "
quite right how insulting x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

happy to wear a wig and pop a picture of JLS on the mantlepiece and say they are my sons if I can nosh you off...

if that helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! quite right how insulting x"
....how is calling someone a milf insulting?? An i can see this guy is playin the act like i nice guy card so women will suck my dick....makes me sick the fakeness on this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Viewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! quite right how insulting x....how is calling someone a milf insulting?? An i can see this guy is playin the act like i nice guy card so women will suck my dick....makes me sick the fakeness on this "

Because some of us older women were not lucky enough to have children and therefore not MILFS!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Viewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

hi x "

hiya Gran xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! Neither am I! "

Or me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! Neither am I!

Or me"
.....its not about having kids it was made for that but the term now just really means a sexy mature women you would love to fuck...so therefore yes u all are milfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the back of the queue ladies and stop pushing!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame shoddy porn for this horrible label being thrown about like Kerry Katona's knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get to the back of the queue ladies and stop pushing!!!! "
...mmmmmmm another milf i see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame shoddy porn for this horrible label being thrown about like Kerry Katona's knickers. "
....its a compliment! Lol

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Oh just stop encouraging him and he'll go away.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! Neither am I!

Or me.....its not about having kids it was made for that but the term now just really means a sexy mature women you would love to fuck...so therefore yes u all are milfs"

You really don't help yourself in these threads do you?

MILF = Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Therefore you've got it wrong and by insisting on calling women who don't have children MILFs you just might be pissing some of us off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh just stop encouraging him and he'll go away..... "
......I ain't going nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! Neither am I!

Or me.....its not about having kids it was made for that but the term now just really means a sexy mature women you would love to fuck...so therefore yes u all are milfs"

WRONG !!! Milf means Mother/Mum i'd like to fuck

Also know as yummy mummy etc. Personally i cant stand these stupid acronyms, but good luck to you pal i can see you doing really well on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

....You are tho as your a sexy mature women i would loveeee to fuck!

"

Do you even know what MILF stands for? MUM I'd like to fuck, I'm not mum, therefore not a MILF, it's not a generic term for all mature women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't give a shit about fab to be honest, I'm more interested in the real world

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"I don't give a shit about fab to be honest, I'm more interested in the real world"
Bye then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't give a shit about fab to be honest, I'm more interested in the real worldBye then! "
lol

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Get to the back of the queue ladies and stop pushing!!!! "

haha.... We'll just push you to the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too far away and a granny. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too far away and a granny. Sorry."
you mean a gilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get to the back of the queue ladies and stop pushing!!!!

haha.... We'll just push you to the front "

Nooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious "
i dont dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious i dont dude "
......your still here? Lol

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious "
If they are boring why post, read or comment on them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious If they are boring why post, read or comment on them? "
......I don't post or comment in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear God, I despair ....i see all the milfs are commenting

I'm not a MILF! Neither am I!

Or me.....its not about having kids it was made for that but the term now just really means a sexy mature women you would love to fuck...so therefore yes u all are milfs"

hi hun how old do you have to be to qualify for a milf pls hun

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

....You are tho as your a sexy mature women i would loveeee to fuck!

Do you even know what MILF stands for? MUM I'd like to fuck, I'm not mum, therefore not a MILF, it's not a generic term for all mature women "

I think it's becoming more generic...Wiki says it denotes a sexually attractive female usually several years older than the person using the term...

I don't have ankle biters, but I don't get offended if anyone calls me a MILF, same as the older woman threads where the usual suspects get on their high horses regarding use of the words older/mature/decrepit (delete as appropriate)

OP, welcome back after one of the most short lived Fab disappearance...you wanna make a real impact, bugger off for a coupla months like View and Soxy - I promise I'll start a "Come back Ulike" thread after a coupla weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious i dont dude ......your still here? Lol "
i like the rather humurous replies to your comments

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious If they are boring why post, read or comment on them? ......I don't post or comment in them"
You just have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For me it's about 30 plus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't you find these forums boring as fuck?? don't u think I provide some variety?? I saw one the other day Pepsi or wtf?!........don't take everything I write too serious i dont dude ......your still here? Lol i like the rather humurous replies to your comments"
......... He's still here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop your bickering and someone just go around and fuck him then that will be the end of it. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

....You are tho as your a sexy mature women i would loveeee to fuck!

Do you even know what MILF stands for? MUM I'd like to fuck, I'm not mum, therefore not a MILF, it's not a generic term for all mature women

I think it's becoming more generic...Wiki says it denotes a sexually attractive female usually several years older than the person using the term...

I don't have ankle biters, but I don't get offended if anyone calls me a MILF, same as the older woman threads where the usual suspects get on their high horses regarding use of the words older/mature/decrepit (delete as appropriate)

OP, welcome back after one of the most short lived Fab disappearance...you wanna make a real impact, bugger off for a coupla months like View and Soxy - I promise I'll start a "Come back Ulike" thread after a coupla weeks"

You can't be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your still here too such an observent chap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your still here too such an observent chap"
lmao as if he's still here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey ...so friendly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm not that bad of a catch am I?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well almost half way through to the end of this thread

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish


"Ah well almost half way through to the end of this thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clearly this is where i have been going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me it's about 30 plus"

so whats wrong with ladys of your own age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say this guy got the bite he was after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say this guy got the bite he was after "

That a dig at me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say this guy got the bite he was after

That a dig at me lol "
Lmao no . But now you mention it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say this guy got the bite he was after

That a dig at me lol Lmao no . But now you mention it "

I didn't really mention it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and you .. Jerermy kyle .. Dna test xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and you .. Jerermy kyle .. Dna test xxx"

Oh you are so funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im the other way round, too tired for a shag but could easily have a wank "

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Today! Horny as fuck"

Form an orderly queue ladies.

Now young man do you have an upper age limit because I'm making a list and I don't want any ladies to be disappointed when you turn them down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people like that really piss me off on here it spoils it for the genuine ones who have respect and manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*want not need. Need is for life necessity. Want is for personal gain. As for the milf comment mlilf is more appropriate = mature ladies id love to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and you .. Jerermy kyle .. Dna test xxx

Oh you are so funny xx"
We have the results . Minny you are the biter

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"people like that really piss me off on here it spoils it for the genuine ones who have respect and manners"

If you say so, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably over it by now

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By *abe1200Couple
over a year ago

belfast


"Today! Horny as fuck"
N people wonder why most profiles wont meet under 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people like that really piss me off on here it spoils it for the genuine ones who have respect and manners"

Seriously?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"people like that really piss me off on here it spoils it for the genuine ones who have respect and manners"

This is the best post on the thread!

How does it? Surely it makes the genuine nice guys stand out as decent blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we would of offered for you to come round but seen as your looking for older looks like were outta luck

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock


"Just spoke to a milf over cam no im fully in the mood!

Wow... and half an hour ago you posted that If you had a wank now it would kill you... cause you had no energy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"happy to wear a wig and pop a picture of JLS on the mantlepiece and say they are my sons if I can nosh you off...

if that helps"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"happy to wear a wig and pop a picture of JLS on the mantlepiece and say they are my sons if I can nosh you off...

if that helps

"
....why do people say im trolling.....i post genuine threads until people start going on taking the piss so thats when i start taking the piss.....i am not a troll i am human being

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"happy to wear a wig and pop a picture of JLS on the mantlepiece and say they are my sons if I can nosh you off...

if that helps

....why do people say im trolling.....i post genuine threads until people start going on taking the piss so thats when i start taking the piss.....i am not a troll i am human being "

apologies, I misread... I thought you were all about the banter and engaging the lighthearted side of the forum.

my fault

good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well 30 is not exactly a mature woman is it! If anyone does pop round in response to this charmers request, could you give him a wank to see if his last post is true

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Wow what a nasty bunch of posts I removed.

If you don't like a poster or what they write IGNORE their posts/ threads or you could end up not being able to post at all.

Let the man use the forum how he wants to and you use it your way.

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