FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If you find a volunteer, can you get two please. I'm starving.

Oh don't forget yourself.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If you find a volunteer, can you get two please. I'm starving.

Oh don't forget yourself. "

They're a heartless bunch on here. Not one offer so far and it's been 13 minutes.

We're going to starve.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

Smoked or unsmoked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to donate bacon to the needy if they make me a sarnie too. Will even throw un sausage and eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had a very yummy sausage and bacon butty with red sauce on tiger bread.

#justsaying

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I have an unopened packet in my fridge!

If you can collect your welcome to it xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No bacon here either

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

Smoked or unsmoked? "

Unsmoked please.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have an unopened packet in my fridge!

If you can collect your welcome to it xx "

If Ryan goes he can drop mine off on his way back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just made some bacon butties... But you'll need to come to Morecambe to get them... Can even provide tea or coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer the needy and dont take it pfft xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me."

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Offer the needy and dont take it pfft xx"

Your offer is a generous one, especially as an egg really makes a bacon sandwich very delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I even offered a brew...

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

Smoked or unsmoked?

Unsmoked please.

And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!"

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!"

But the shops aint got a hot tub, nor me xx

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

Smoked or unsmoked?

Unsmoked please.

And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?"

Yes please, with a smidge of ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes."

Come as you are, its sunday afterall

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's a bacon party

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I even offered a brew..."

I don't drink tea or coffee.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes."

It will have to be proper clothes! I live here, can't be going the shops in my pjs. Especially since I'm not wearing any...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.

Come as you are, its sunday afterall "

Is naked in the shops acceptable? It's not like it's London Zoo around here you know.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.

It will have to be proper clothes! I live here, can't be going the shops in my pjs. Especially since I'm not wearing any...

And you looking so innocent and all...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.

Come as you are, its sunday afterall

Is naked in the shops acceptable? It's not like it's London Zoo around here you know."

You naked anywhere is fine by me xx

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

Smoked or unsmoked?

Unsmoked please.

And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?

Yes please, with a smidge of ketchup."

On my way

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Who me?

Innocent?

What gave you that idea???

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

Can you pick me some HP up on the way if you can source any

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Who me?

Innocent?

What gave you that idea???

Your looks are very deceiving but I've got your number.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

Smoked or unsmoked?

Unsmoked please.

And would you like it in white crusty doorsteps?

Yes please, with a smidge of ketchup.

On my way

Praise be! Saved, I've been saved.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have the bacon I have no bread.. hopefully OH will shop later

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Damn you lickety!

Now I'm going to have to get dressed and go to the shop.

I fear that fate may yet befall me.

Well the shops are 300 metres away, much closer than nipping to sexycouples for a buttie!

That is close. I'd have to go further and wear proper clothes.

Come as you are, its sunday afterall

Is naked in the shops acceptable? It's not like it's London Zoo around here you know.

You naked anywhere is fine by me xx"

I don't think my neighbours feel the same.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I have the bacon I have no bread.. hopefully OH will shop later

I've got some part baked baguettes.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've got some part baked baguettes."

I'm not partial to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been told to go out and get some muffins to make bacon, egg, hash browns stackers. And might pick up mrs bling a latte as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rookie mistake

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them."

Me, me, me. Do you still have any eggs left?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've got a full brekkie shouting to be cooked....

Bacon, square slice, tattie scone, poached egg, fruit pudding, black puddung, hash browns, grilled mushrooms, grilled tomatoes, beand, toast, tea.....

Or a MaccyD kids meal

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By *aughty PedroMan
over a year ago

London

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them."

is there sauce to go with them

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I have had full English with 4 rashers of oak cured back bacon for breakfast and feel stuffed, so much for losing a stone in seven days. It was sat in the fridge calling to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a filled sods. Two crispy rashers and a soft egg in a soda farl

Yummy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

Me, me, me. Do you still have any eggs left?"

Yes I do. They are yours.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have had full English with 4 rashers of oak cured back bacon for breakfast and feel stuffed, so much for losing a stone in seven days. It was sat in the fridge calling to me

Nucs...have you been ill ?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

is there sauce to go with them

Only tomato.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Lickety .....

I thought this was going to be about the QUALITY of bacon ...

I long for bacon and not the salt water pappy stuff we get now.

Anyone reccomending a good bacon to me can have free sex ( T's and C's apply )

I want bacon that is dry, translucent, brown, spits in the pan, oozes fat , turns cripsy NOT bacon that boils in the saline solutions it's been pumped with.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

Me, me, me. Do you still have any eggs left?

Yes I do. They are yours."

Oi, that's his grandkids!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

Me, me, me. Do you still have any eggs left?

Yes I do. They are yours."

Look after them no playing dropsie

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety .....

I thought this was going to be about the QUALITY of bacon ...

I long for bacon and not the salt water pappy stuff we get now.

Anyone reccomending a good bacon to me can have free sex ( T's and C's apply )

I want bacon that is dry, translucent, brown, spits in the pan, oozes fat , turns cripsy NOT bacon that boils in the saline solutions it's been pumped with."

A farm shop on the Devon/Dorset border has what you seek. Sliced in front of you if you want.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Buy a pig Granny!!

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By *aughty PedroMan
over a year ago

London

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

is there sauce to go with them

Only tomato."

would it be to much to ask for a cup of tea to go with it with some cloves in it...

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have loads of bacon no bread

bacon in ryvita wont work will it ..sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have some as just made toasted bacon sandwiches but you can have one nom nom

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By *aughty PedroMan
over a year ago

London

"I have loads of bacon no bread

bacon in ryvita wont work will it ..sigh

I would send you some by DHL but they are not operating today .

Perhaps you could make your own bread

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

is there sauce to go with them

Only tomato.

would it be to much to ask for a cup of tea to go with it with some cloves in it...

Tea? I don't do tea. Cloves in the bacon, sauce or tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im wanting a pink grapefruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will everyone stop talking about food

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By *aughty PedroMan
over a year ago

London

"Bacon beckons. 4 rashers left over if you want them.

is there sauce to go with them

Only tomato.

would it be to much to ask for a cup of tea to go with it with some cloves in it...

Tea? I don't do tea. Cloves in the bacon, sauce or tea?"

In the tea is good for the immune system I rarely get colds

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"I have had full English with 4 rashers of oak cured back bacon for breakfast and feel stuffed, so much for losing a stone in seven days. It was sat in the fridge calling to me

Nucs...have you been ill ?

No more ill than normal, why you ask

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"Lickety .....

I thought this was going to be about the QUALITY of bacon ...

I long for bacon and not the salt water pappy stuff we get now.

Anyone reccomending a good bacon to me can have free sex ( T's and C's apply )

I want bacon that is dry, translucent, brown, spits in the pan, oozes fat , turns cripsy NOT bacon that boils in the saline solutions it's been pumped with."

You need a uncle that keeps pigs and has a curing shed, well that is where mine comes from. Pigs fed on cider apples and loving cared for in somerset there's no beating it.

Packing ton by lichfield does nice bacon too, not sure if they mail order

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Lickety....How about Kevin? He'd make a nice Sunday. Morning sandwich

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lickety....How about Kevin? He'd make a nice Sunday. Morning sandwich

If you can get him then give me a shout.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm having read this thread in in need of a bacon sarnie, its all I can think about. But.... I have no bacon, may have to venture out for a walk to the shop,will be worth it.

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

no better aroma in the world when at work than the smell of the bacon cooking ready for bacon butties at break time,mind you we got to enjoy our bacon while we can before it gets banned for being offensive.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.

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lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee

we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.

lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee

we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe

Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.

lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee

we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe

Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?

There you go again trying to make the men do all the work

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.

lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee

we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe

Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?

There you go again trying to make the men do all the work

I go to relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm baaaaaaacon!

Ouch! Did the rabbi just walk over my grave!

Sheeeeesh.......everyone's a critic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

I've fallen for scams like this before: it starts

off with 3 rashers, next it will be a full pack and before you know it full english, with toast and coffee!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I haven't got any

This is an appeal for someone to donate a bacon sandwich to a woman in need.

Her life is blighted as she has no bacon to complete her Sunday morning. Your generosity will bring her the relief she needs. Just three thin slices can transform a life.

I've fallen for scams like this before: it starts

off with 3 rashers, next it will be a full pack and before you know it full english, with toast and coffee!

It's not that bad - no beans, no coffee or tea for me.

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"They do lovely bacon and cheese toasties in the garden centre next to Kestrels ..

So I have been told but I've never been in there. I'll have to remember that when I get peckish.

lol I often call there on my way .have it for lunch yummy lots of nice cakies there too and real coffee

we ought to ask if they do a delivery service I guess . maybe i will next time I go. hehe

Can't we just send one of the eager men for supplies?

There you go again trying to make the men do all the work

I go to relax."

Ok on your back is best to rest

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I had a weatherspoon's traditional breakfast this morning. even the most needy would not have eaten the bacon.

the sausage was alright.

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