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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The bedroom door of my little ones won't open, thankfully they aren't in here, it's like it's been locked from the inside although the door has no lock.

The handle has been working absolutely fine.

I think I may have a ghost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The door could have warped? I remember being locked inside our bedroom and not being able to get out! At least like you say no one is inside but I would once gained entry sort it out asap

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Perhaps there's a sock trapped under there? The amount of crap that used to accumulate by my daughters bedroom door was weird.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have you glossed it recently??

My mum glossed our front room door once then in an agreement with my sister she slammed it shut but the gloss hadn't dried properly. The door stuck fast. It took ages for us to get open lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Boot it open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most probably a ghost. bloody things...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think I may have a ghost "

Ohhhhhhhh ooooooooko!

I have a ghost. It critiques me when I'm having sex!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"

I think I may have a ghost

Ohhhhhhhh ooooooooko!

I have a ghost. It critiques me when I'm having sex! "

Nah, that's the woman

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Have you glossed it recently??

My mum glossed our front room door once then in an agreement with my sister she slammed it shut but the gloss hadn't dried properly. The door stuck fast. It took ages for us to get open lol"

She slammed the door shut in an agreement! Haha! I love your typos

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have they been watching Harry Potter and practising spells?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps there's a sock trapped under there? The amount of crap that used to accumulate by my daughters bedroom door was weird."

No nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you glossed it recently??

My mum glossed our front room door once then in an agreement with my sister she slammed it shut but the gloss hadn't dried properly. The door stuck fast. It took ages for us to get open lol"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I think I may have a ghost

Ohhhhhhhh ooooooooko!

I have a ghost. It critiques me when I'm having sex! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps there's a sock trapped under there? The amount of crap that used to accumulate by my daughters bedroom door was weird.

No nothing

"

I just imagined you looking under the door to see if there's a sock there! Pmsl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boot it open "

I might have to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have they been watching Harry Potter and practising spells?"

Hmmmmm no but Tree Fu Tom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps there's a sock trapped under there? The amount of crap that used to accumulate by my daughters bedroom door was weird.

No nothing

I just imagined you looking under the door to see if there's a sock there! Pmsl! "

I did that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"most probably a ghost. bloody things..."

pee'in myself laughing..just appealed to my sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The door could have warped? I remember being locked inside our bedroom and not being able to get out! At least like you say no one is inside but I would once gained entry sort it out asap"

Yes cause I really don't want them sleeping in my bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"most probably a ghost. bloody things..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got a door like that. On ours the spring that pushes the mortice in and out is week and so when you turn the handle the mortice doesn't withdraw fully.

Turn the handle fully then push the door as hard as you can.

Once you've got it open, wedge it open until you've got it sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"most probably a ghost. bloody things...

pee'in myself laughing..just appealed to my sense of humour "

I aim to please!!!

Kris

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got a door like that. On ours the spring that pushes the mortice in and out is week and so when you turn the handle the mortice doesn't withdraw fully.

Turn the handle fully then push the door as hard as you can.

Once you've got it open, wedge it open until you've got it sorted. "

It's not a twisty handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How wierd has Minxie been to visit by any chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How wierd has Minxie been to visit by any chance "

Haha no she hasn't

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Aren't they all twisty handles (unless it's a sliding door)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if the latch mechanism is broken it's an easy fix. Climb a ladder to the bedroom window, smash it with a hammer or brick.(if it wasn't already open) go back down the ladder get your angle grinder, take it up the ladder into the bedroom, (watch out for broken glass), plug the grinder in and grind the latch between door and frame. then simply replace your window and pick up all the glass! If there is glass on the bedding I'd recommend you throw the lot away.

Happy to help!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly sounds like a ghost to me for sure

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

have you got it fixed yet x

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"We've got a door like that. On ours the spring that pushes the mortice in and out is week and so when you turn the handle the mortice doesn't withdraw fully.

Turn the handle fully then push the door as hard as you can.

Once you've got it open, wedge it open until you've got it sorted.

It's not a twisty handle"

What mechanism does it have to hold the door clsed,,?

Have you tried a credit card that works in the movies,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the latch mechanism is broken it's an easy fix. Climb a ladder to the bedroom window, smash it with a hammer or brick.(if it wasn't already open) go back down the ladder get your angle grinder, take it up the ladder into the bedroom, (watch out for broken glass), plug the grinder in and grind the latch between door and frame. then simply replace your window and pick up all the glass! If there is glass on the bedding I'd recommend you throw the lot away.

Happy to help!! "

Or for the cheaper option drill out the lock...

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

If you have access to the hinges you can take the door off that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the latch mechanism is broken it's an easy fix. Climb a ladder to the bedroom window, smash it with a hammer or brick.(if it wasn't already open) go back down the ladder get your angle grinder, take it up the ladder into the bedroom, (watch out for broken glass), plug the grinder in and grind the latch between door and frame. then simply replace your window and pick up all the glass! If there is glass on the bedding I'd recommend you throw the lot away.

Happy to help!!

Or for the cheaper option drill out the lock..."

Where's your sense of adventure??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a chainsaw . Cut a hole in the door big enough to get your head through . Now proceed to put your head through the said hole and say " Heeerrrees Jonnny "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aren't they all twisty handles (unless it's a sliding door)? "

It's just a pull down one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take a chainsaw . Cut a hole in the door big enough to get your head through . Now proceed to put your head through the said hole and say " Heeerrrees Jonnny " "

That made me spit my tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if the latch mechanism is broken it's an easy fix. Climb a ladder to the bedroom window, smash it with a hammer or brick.(if it wasn't already open) go back down the ladder get your angle grinder, take it up the ladder into the bedroom, (watch out for broken glass), plug the grinder in and grind the latch between door and frame. then simply replace your window and pick up all the glass! If there is glass on the bedding I'd recommend you throw the lot away.

Happy to help!! "

I don't have a ladder big enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We've got a door like that. On ours the spring that pushes the mortice in and out is week and so when you turn the handle the mortice doesn't withdraw fully.

Turn the handle fully then push the door as hard as you can.

Once you've got it open, wedge it open until you've got it sorted.

It's not a twisty handle

What mechanism does it have to hold the door clsed,,?

Have you tried a credit card that works in the movies, "

That thought crossed my mind

It's just a bog standard door handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you have access to the hinges you can take the door off that way."

Unfortunately I don't

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Aren't they all twisty handles (unless it's a sliding door)?

It's just a pull down one

"

Is this what happened to your last meet,,?

Similar / same mechanism as your twisty handle, , New mechanism about £4

hunky workman,, priceless,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you have access to the hinges you can take the door off that way.

Unfortunately I don't

"

Nothing left but taking off the frame then.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Take a chainsaw . Cut a hole in the door big enough to get your head through . Now proceed to put your head through the said hole and say " Heeerrrees Jonnny " "

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"If you have access to the hinges you can take the door off that way.

Unfortunately I don't

Nothing left but taking off the frame then. "

You can simply unscrew the mechanism and take it apart.

Obviously this only helps if it's the mechanism at fault.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If it opens towards you, push the handle down and you will be able to see if the latch is moving. It's probably not clearing enough. If it opens away from you. Get one of the kids to hold the lever down as far as possible, while you thwack the door with your shapely bum. Jobs a good un (take the latch out after)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like The bedroom tax inspectors have got The wrong address , check around The door for large screws designed to thwart access , ...its unlikely to be a ghost ...although perhaps something has fallen on The inside of The bedroom and is obstructing it ? ..perhaps a spectre in The form of an ironing board ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After following all the advice, I'm still not in, I've taken the handle off got the pliers on that bar thing, it moves but won't open

Seen that the latch thing is stuck ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you get a flat blade screwdriver onto the latch bit and force it back to open the door?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm in

Got a skinny chisel thing and my hammer, doors a little marked but at least the kids don't have to share my bed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you get a flat blade screwdriver onto the latch bit and force it back to open the door?"

I did something similar , thanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Maybe you have an infestation of spiders who have sealed the door from the inside withe their tangly webby type thingies

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't forget to unscrew and remove the dodgy latch from the edge of the door.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm in

Got a skinny chisel thing and my hammer, doors a little marked but at least the kids don't have to share my bed now "

Well done. Nothing quite like the fear of the wrigglers hogging the bed to motivate you is there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in

Got a skinny chisel thing and my hammer, doors a little marked but at least the kids don't have to share my bed now

Well done. Nothing quite like the fear of the wrigglers hogging the bed to motivate you is there? "

So true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to unscrew and remove the dodgy latch from the edge of the door. "

It's done

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Don't forget to unscrew and remove the dodgy latch from the edge of the door.

It's done "

T&T DIY Expert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget to unscrew and remove the dodgy latch from the edge of the door.

It's done

T&T DIY Expert "

This statement is very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was Ryan sitting against it on the other side. Punishment for us taking the piss out of his chipolata x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was Ryan sitting against it on the other side. Punishment for us taking the piss out of his chipolata x"

Pmsl

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"It was Ryan sitting against it on the other side. Punishment for us taking the piss out of his chipolata x"

Oh ain't you hilarious today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was Ryan sitting against it on the other side. Punishment for us taking the piss out of his chipolata x

Oh ain't you hilarious today "

You know we brighten your day Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was Ryan sitting against it on the other side. Punishment for us taking the piss out of his chipolata x

Oh ain't you hilarious today

You know we brighten your day Ryan "

Wahahahahaha

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