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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

Do you really believe its bad for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

even worse for them around me if i did not smoke i,d have kilt the kids years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hate smoking with a passion, of course its bad for you and those around you

its my pet hate and has been for years

i have always found smokers to be the most ignorant people with regards to their habit, thank god there is a smoking ban in the pubs, one thing to love the labour goverment for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have smoked thousands of kippers over the yrs and no ill effects apart from fishy fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It certainly is bad for your skin.

Also it stinks and nothing worse than fag breath and at approx £6.00 a packet it amazes me than some of my mates say they are always skint yet they can fork out for 20 cancer sticks.......

Only joking but as an ex smoker i always have a relapsed when i am d*unk and tbh i do miss my ciggies but i gave up for health benefits and due to the cost. If my mates are outside the pub i will join them and i don't mind passive smoking

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

smokers yuck make me bloody sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you really believe its bad for you.

I used to when I was young and didn't know any different...

I mean, take some dried leaves, burn them and suck the smoke into your body and say that was good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwquit whingin!! its what we pay in extra taxes that keeps the nhs goin!! and dont worry i wont cost the nhs over and above what iv donated!!xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very bad for me but I still do it.

Hate those that drink to excess, especially those that drink to excess and complain about smokers how far up yourself do you have to be to believe that only smoking affects those around you, causes problems for the National Health and the Country in general.

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

smokers smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And i hate getting mails and winks from people whose profile says "wont meet smokers" we get at least 3 of those a day, you dont meet smokers, cool thats your choice, but dont mail us then cos we are habitual, heavy smokers.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"smokers smell"

Only to non-smokers.... and you'll be sparking one up again soon enough.

(can't you tell when there are ex-smokers about... they should have a fag and chillout a bit... all stressing about what others do coz they are gagging for a fix)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is a thread about smokers why turn it round to drinkers lol

whats that smell, smells like a walking ashtray

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"smokers smell

Only to non-smokers.... and you'll be sparking one up again soon enough.

(can't you tell when there are ex-smokers about... they should have a fag and chillout a bit... all stressing about what others do coz they are gagging for a fix)"

what are u talking about? i aint bloody given up, i am on 20 a day and love it lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU STINK LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers smell

Only to non-smokers.... and you'll be sparking one up again soon enough.

(can't you tell when there are ex-smokers about... they should have a fag and chillout a bit... all stressing about what others do coz they are gagging for a fix)

what are u talking about? i aint bloody given up, i am on 20 a day and love it lmao"

but kitty surely smoking during sex can be considered rude to some ?

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU STINK LOL

duuuuuuuur have u not heard of fabreeze!!

i hope u choke on ur fresh air hahaha xx

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"smokers smell

Only to non-smokers.... and you'll be sparking one up again soon enough.

(can't you tell when there are ex-smokers about... they should have a fag and chillout a bit... all stressing about what others do coz they are gagging for a fix)

what are u talking about? i aint bloody given up, i am on 20 a day and love it lmao

but kitty surely smoking during sex can be considered rude to some ?"

i love smoking during sex lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU STINK LOL

duuuuuuuur have u not heard of fabreeze!!

i hope u choke on ur fresh air hahaha xx"

yes no matter what you use to mask it you smell of febreeze and ashtrays

just like febreeze after a turd, the bathroom smells or febreeze and turd gas

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU STINK LOL

Just like a non-smoker... all stressed out and shouting abuse... have you been drinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave up for over 20 years but went back to it....... what can I say? I'm weak lol

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

relax chill out have a stinky faaaaaaaaaaaag

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By *aughty_kitty OP Woman
over a year ago

finger licking good

smokers make me puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU STINK LOL

Just like a non-smoker... all stressed out and shouting abuse... have you been drinking?

thats not abuse, i can take the piss and remain calm, its a skill i have

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"smokers make me puke"

well of course they will.... if you try to eat a whole one!

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By *azsandmCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Agree with Jed and Sasha! We smoke. Not proud about this (health, smell like ashtrays, pay too much in tax etc). But not ashamed either. Each to their own drug, right? But J&S are right, when it clearly says "smokers" on a profile, why do people who "will not meet smokers" bother to get in touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smoke, but I don't mind meeting people that don't smoke. Just don't try and force your fresh air down my throat as it makes me retch. ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" But J&S are right, when it clearly says "smokers" on a profile, why do people who "will not meet smokers" bother to get in touch? "

It's quite astonishing how one's principles can be easily waylaid by lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god this thread makes me wanna ciggie

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

" But J&S are right, when it clearly says "smokers" on a profile, why do people who "will not meet smokers" bother to get in touch?

It's quite astonishing how one's principles can be easily waylaid by lust.

It's even more astonishing how many ask you if they can have one of your fags when you light-up lol

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"smokers smell

Only to non-smokers.... and you'll be sparking one up again soon enough.

(can't you tell when there are ex-smokers about... they should have a fag and chillout a bit... all stressing about what others do coz they are gagging for a fix)

what are u talking about? i aint bloody given up, i am on 20 a day and love it lmao

but kitty surely smoking during sex can be considered rude to some ?"

if you smoke during sex try more KY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isnt it funny to see so many people who normally spend thier time on the forums telling people they should live and let live and not criticise others, typing as fast as they can telling smokers what they should or shouldnt do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think you should smoke as much as you want, then we will be less smokers on the planet much sooner and take the junkies with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you really believe its bad for you.

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yes that's y i quit

hurts my pocket when i did smoke

but now i am saving a lot an getting healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone always thinks lung cancer when they talk about cigarette harm. But there are loads of cases where blood circulation has been compromised, nerve damage sets in and blokes in their forties have had their penises amputated through gangrene. They should put a pic of that on the side of the box it looks vile on a slab in the lab...

I have many more gruesome tales from the lab but don't want to put you off your dinner...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

being an ex smoker 1 yr now i have to stick up 4 the smokers .. most smokers started when they were young and naive its not easy just to give up...and i'm quite sure most would in a heartbeat if they could its addictive like nowt on earth..so cut em a break lol they are already classed as social lepers

and yes its def wayyyy bad 4 you ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well all i can say is i love ta smoke but i am a considerate smoker cause each ta their own xx

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

"I gave up for over 20 years but went back to it....... what can I say? I'm weak lol

mmmmmm I love weak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and yes its def wayyyy bad 4 you ...lol

I totally agree with you - it used to be cool to smoke and it was well promoted way back when and has to be hard for seasoned smokers to give up. But I cannot for the life of me with all the health education available understand why anyone would ever start these days. A lot of young girls smoke to stay slim

If they could catch their breath perhaps jogging is a healthier option lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was on the news the other day that tobacco sales had increased by one percent last year lol

Makes ya wonder dont it xx

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By *afthalfMan
over a year ago

Near you x

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By *afthalfMan
over a year ago

Near you x

Makes you wonder though, with the government jupming onto its "Ban Smoking" bandwagon, where the hell are they going to get the £9 billion in tax they seem so intent on throwing away ??

Can certainly imagine our glorious Mr Brown imposing a "fresh air tax, that we the labour government have now provided you with by banning smoking ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and yes its def wayyyy bad 4 you ...lol

If they could catch their breath perhaps jogging is a healthier option lol!!"

My first ciggarettes were issued to me by the Army and I though wow cool why not = thank you mr government man for making me a smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes you wonder though, with the government jupming onto its "Ban Smoking" bandwagon, where the hell are they going to get the £9 billion in tax they seem so intent on throwing away ??

Can certainly imagine our glorious Mr Brown imposing a "fresh air tax, that we the labour government have now provided you with by banning smoking ! ""

its not a smoking ban its a smoking ban in public places, saving the lives of many non smokers

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By *afthalfMan
over a year ago

Near you x

Read recently, they are considering extending the smoking ban to include doorways of premises and pub gardens... Slippery slope to complete ban me thinks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/journalists/alastair-jamieson/7120319/Smoking-ban-could-be-extended-to-cover-office-doorways.html?state=error#postacomment

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

a complete ban will never ever happen they say its costs the nhs aprox 3 billion a year in smoking related illness yet recieves 9 billion a year from cigarette tax....easy maths hence why the gov hasnt banned it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the goverment is interested in our health for goodness sake, dont be so cynical, the nations health against 6 billion is a small price to pay, besides we can just borrow it

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

ohh not to mention all they people currently employed in manufacture n distribution of ciggies will we just throw em all on the dole lol cynical? its hard not to b with the gov.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think children should be taught to smoke from a very early age to combat the govt's Budget Deficit earlier than 2035. More people smoking = more ciggies sold = more tax collected.

While we're at it, I think to combat the fall in heavy smokers we should be allowed to punch anyopne who tries to make us quit smoking. We should be able to give them a jolly good clubbing without fear of prosecution or reprisal and if doctors refuse to treat us because we smoke we should be able to stone them to death for herecy as they are obviously playing God and there's only one of Him.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

i need a beer....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god give me strength.

Im so fed up with whinging Non smokers...if i light up...move ffs.

I have rights too and that is to smoke like yours is not to.

Sanctimonious whinging fresh air breathing MOANERS.

And the worse offenders are EX smokers.holier than thou....

GO get a life and leave us alone. we pay for that privilage

oooooooo im in a bad mood now.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

ex smoker on your side...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god give me strength.

Im so fed up with whinging Non smokers...if i light up...move ffs.

I have rights too and that is to smoke like yours is not to.

Sanctimonious whinging fresh air breathing MOANERS.

And the worse offenders are EX smokers.holier than thou....

GO get a life and leave us alone. we pay for that privilage

oooooooo im in a bad mood now.

Hey, go get 'em, Ciggie Tits!!! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welllll

i get so bloody fed up bieng told what i can do and what i cant do.

cant eat this, cant drink that. Cant smoke there , cant smoke here.

Cant smoke if a workman comes to your home. ffs.

I respect those who dont and wont smoke round kids.etc....I do all the things im told to do and its really issing me off.

Im an adult and pay more than my fair share of taxes. More than a non smoker.

Im probably paying for ya aunties knee replacement or freds methadone ...

But i say nothing.

But bieng told i stink etc, annoys me and makes me angry.

I know folk who dont smoke and they stink worse than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smokers stink end of

why should your selfish habit take away a non smokers right to breath fresh air, you have a choice, they dont

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh air....in britain.

you gotta be joking.

go live in alaska if ya want that and leave us smokers alone.

My extra taxes paid give me the right to fooking pollute and im gonna.

so there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

why should your selfish habit take away a non smokers right to breath fresh air, you have a choice, they dont

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

In that case we should ban curries too coz I been down on a woman who eats curries and fuck me it tasted like Calcutta on a particularly bad day. Bleeeeurgh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol Kitty I got talking to you in the rammed and smokey smokers area in Chams Newport xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

why should your selfish habit take away a non smokers right to breath fresh air, you have a choice, they dont

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

In that case we should ban curries too coz I been down on a woman who eats curries and fuck me it tasted like Calcutta on a particularly bad day. Bleeeeurgh!!

didnt sniff her panties did ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

why should your selfish habit take away a non smokers right to breath fresh air, you have a choice, they dont

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

In that case we should ban curries too coz I been down on a woman who eats curries and fuck me it tasted like Calcutta on a particularly bad day. Bleeeeurgh!!

didnt sniff her panties did ya

I think maybe I should have as I'd have probably told the skanky bitch to fook off! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin smelly drawers messing up ya fresh air. disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU STINK LOL

I object to this comment for the following reasons:

My husband and I are the only ones who smoke in our group of friends (real life friends that is) we also have 2 kids and a cat who does not go outside she therefore uses a litter tray in my kitchen.

Now you would think my house would smell of ashtrays and cat pee wouldnt you?? Well it doesnt, and you want to know why?? Cos we are clean and open windows and clean our home properly. You would be amazed how often I have walked into a non smokers home and noticed a smell (which as a smoker I am not supposed to be able to do since many studies have shown smokers sense of smell is weaker than non smokers) which they havent noticed - a friend has a very young son still in nappies and I can always smell when he needs changed before his mother can for instance.

Yes my clothes will smell - of whatever perfume I am wearing at the time of meeting someone.

I have had people walk into my flat and say sorry for allowing the cat to follow them in, and I laugh and explain she lives here and show them her food bowls and litter tray in the kitchen (under a worktop) and always they say sorry and tell me its cos they cant smell her, then they notice an ashtray and again say they didnt know we smoked cos there is NO smell.

Im not stupid enough to say I dont smell of my smokes cos I know Im a heavy smoker but I also dont sit somewhere and moan about other peoples body odours - which by the way stink way more than I ever have as a heavy smoker.

Shona

x x x

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"smokers stink end of

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

why did you nick them in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kin smelly drawers messing up ya fresh air. disgusting.

I know!!! At least back in the good old days the smell of smoke would have overpowered her curry cunt!!!

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"i hate smoking with a passion, of course its bad for you and those around you

thank god there is a smoking ban in the pubs, one thing to love the labour goverment for "

Is the smoking ban not the key reason why so many pubs are now shutting their doors for a final time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smokers stink end of - hello Mr Stalin

Understand this

Smoking is legal

Dont tell us not to do something that is legal you have no right to.

Dont abuse us in the forums, it is against site rules, by all means voice your opinion about the pro's and cons of smoking, drinking, drug abuse or anything else but to call say all smokers stink is abusive and offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

why did you nick them in the first place

nah just having a nosey for pure comedy value

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the smoking ban not the key reason why so many pubs are now shutting their doors for a final time

pssst there is a recession, keep that to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of - hello Mr Stalin

Understand this

Smoking is legal

Dont tell us not to do something that is legal you have no right to.

end of

DITTO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of - hello Mr Stalin

Understand this

Smoking is legal

Dont tell us not to do something that is legal you have no right to.

end of

i am not saying dont smoke, far from it, knock yourself out smoking lol

i have not met a smoker who does not smell of old ashtrays so im waiting to being proved differently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

why did you nick them in the first place

nah just having a nosey for pure comedy value

I don't get you at all. You take the piss out of smokers, rifle through their houses to see their unclean walls etc, call them filthy.... yet your profile states that you will meet smokers.

Why? If you feel that strongly about smoking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

why did you nick them in the first place

nah just having a nosey for pure comedy value

I don't get you at all. You take the piss out of smokers, rifle through their houses to see their unclean walls etc, call them filthy.... yet your profile states that you will meet smokers.

Why? If you feel that strongly about smoking."

its called tongue in cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After more pics ?

Or is it kim and aggie in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smokers stink end of

its fun in a smokers house when you take back the pictures and there is a big clean bit of wall where the picture was, hilarious.

why did you nick them in the first place

nah just having a nosey for pure comedy value

For comedy value I just moved half the pictures in the room my husband and I smoke in the most.

Now I will give you a bit background info so you undersand the situation.

We moved into our flat almost 4 years ago and still havent redone the living room (at the moment it has white paper yet to be painted on the walls which was pit up within 6 months of us moving in) and guess what no staining around where the pictures were, no nicotine coloured ceiling.

So why do you feel you have to make sweeping statements?? You cannot have visited every single smoker and moved their pictures so you can not possibly know if they all have this staining around things on their walls.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shona calm down dear its a bit of fun dont take things so serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shona calm down dear its a bit of fun dont take things so serious

Well take your own advice then you may think its funny to tell me - someone you have never met that I smell but I find it quite offensive.

As I asked have you met every smoker in Britain?? Do you really know that I smell?? You havent met me and I can assure you I do not smell of smoke I smell of whatever prefume I am wearing not how many fags I have smoked.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shona calm down dear its a bit of fun dont take things so serious

Well take your own advice then you may think its funny to tell me - someone you have never met that I smell but I find it quite offensive.

Shona

x x x "

people are just to kind to be honest with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shona calm down dear its a bit of fun dont take things so serious

I dont think any of us take it in fun when you pass a sweeping statement that WE stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think any of us take it in fun when you pass a sweeping statement that WE stink

all the little smiley faces are a clue its a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shona calm down dear its a bit of fun dont take things so serious

Well take your own advice then you may think its funny to tell me - someone you have never met that I smell but I find it quite offensive.

Shona

x x x

people are just to kind to be honest with you

I seriously doubt that since I have had non smokers telling me how bad smoking is for me when they see me smoke for the first time since meeting them.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a smoker and smelling of ashtrays go hand in hand, its not a myth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a self righteous person who gets a thrill from taking the piss also seems to go hand in hand for some people

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Maybe it's time to agree to disagree on the issue of whether smokers smell or not??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this silly old fart once come and tell me to put me fag out when i was in a queue at the post office.

He said he had a bad chest.

I asked where he was standing ? turns out he was first in the queue.

I was nearly last in the queue...bout 30 people before me.

I had just finished a night shift working with dementia cases and it had been very difficult.

so my fag was so welcome at 8.50 am.

I politely told him to go away and leave me alone. he wouldnt so told him to fook off before i stuck the offending fag somewhere he would need it operating on.

He went off moaning and growing and the people next to me said. well done you.

I then waited for him to finish in the post office and followed him round town smoking like a trouper.

Yes it was mean and petty .

but felt so kin good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"being a smoker and smelling of ashtrays go hand in hand, its not a myth

If thats what you really think then consider this an open invite to my home but be prepared to publicly say you were wrong.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever happened to the poor poster who started the 'Tits' thread a couple of weeks back??

He got some abuse as apparently he was cheating

Abused i tell yie

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

"Maybe it's time to agree to disagree on the issue of whether smokers smell or not??

I agree,its going round on circles now

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Maybe it's time to agree to disagree on the issue of whether smokers smell or not??

I agree,its going round on circles now "

Or smoke rings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats cuz im looking for a fag

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