FabSwingers.com forum: Sex mishaps / dirty surprises

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to come straight out with it. When I was in my early 20's I threw up all over my boyfriends cock mid blow job. The moral of this story is don't give oral straight after a heavy meal.

Another rancid incident was when I was giving a man a massage. Did his front fine, only to be faced with Klingons on his arse when he rolled over. Euuuuuuugh.....nearly threw up on that too.

I'd love to hear similar crass stories if anyone wishes to get an incident off their chest

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

One guy I met, I was giving him a bj and my tongue bar caught a bit of skin!!! He started bleeding but was really nice about it lol

I still say it was a bit of skin that shouldn't have been there as it hadn't happened before and hasn't happened since!!

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

when in the RAF i heard a girl screaming from the next bunk my m8 had been on the job when his banjo skin had split. OMG it was like the texas chainsaw masacre.

i had to get her into my room and covered up and get an abulance for him

problem was to get her out of the barack block when her clothes were in his room oh and get here a shower to wash the blood off.

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"when in the RAF i heard a girl screaming from the next bunk my m8 had been on the job when his banjo skin had split. OMG it was like the texas chainsaw masacre.

i had to get her into my room and covered up and get an abulance for him

problem was to get her out of the barack block when her clothes were in his room oh and get here a shower to wash the blood off.

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ambulance

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"when in the RAF i heard a girl screaming from the next bunk my m8 had been on the job when his banjo skin had split. OMG it was like the texas chainsaw masacre.

i had to get her into my room and covered up and get an abulance for him

problem was to get her out of the barack block when her clothes were in his room oh and get here a shower to wash the blood off.

ambulance

yes ambulance he was spurting arterial spray from under his knob

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A carpet burn where you shouldn't get one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once at chams I was playing with a couple, while licking the gorgeous wife she farted . eww I couldn't get it up to finish the job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"once at chams I was playing with a couple, while licking the gorgeous wife she farted . eww I couldn't get it up to finish the job.

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not funny it was gross . but she was gorgeous. pretty girls do fart. who would have guessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy beg me to put a finger up his bum... You can guess im sure

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Had a guy beg me to put a finger up his bum... You can guess im sure

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a prostate exam

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

With my ex she had downstairs pierced a ring going though both lips was doing her doggy and cock came out and ripped the ring clean out of the one lip and torn abit on the other

She was good as she finished with a bj

Her idea not mine!!

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