FabSwingers.com forum: The way to your heart is.....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be totally honest and open and a kinky fucker who wants to take care of me. Apply within!

oh and being genuinely single would be useful too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice guy, little taller but just, yeah basically someone nice who likes what I like

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

Treat me with respect to be someone i can laugh and cry with and for it not to scare them off when i do shed a tear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make me laugh out loud and have a zest for being spontaneous and half bonkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

Easy way to mine follow the lead from my pacemaker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart is definitely not available on here - only my mind and body are.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

As if!

Everyone knows it's directly through the sternum and rib cage with an axe!!

Don't they?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

As if!

Everyone knows it's directly through the sternum and rib cage with an axe!!

Don't they?

"
Depends there is PMT in the air.

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

It's the little things for me. Like knowing how you like certain things done so doing them like that. Knowing when you need some personal space and letting you have it. Knowing when you need a hug without having to ask. Being thoughtful with just the little things dos it for me every time. Even more so than the big grand gestures.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

As if!

Everyone knows it's directly through the sternum and rib cage with an axe!!

Don't they?

I thought it was through the chest with a bread knife. Same result tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoes, always shoes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It's the little things for me. Like knowing how you like certain things done so doing them like that. Knowing when you need some personal space and letting you have it. Knowing when you need a hug without having to ask. Being thoughtful with just the little things dos it for me every time. Even more so than the big grand gestures."
Ahhhh, the devil is most definitely in the detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour, respectful, honest n genuine and enjoys lots of kinky fuckery!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd all endorse that statement

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting me be me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who can laugh me out of my knickers

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

AC/DC

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

closed for the forseeable

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

Intelligent discussion about similar tastes. Or at least passionate about things they are discussing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

through my flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The little things aren't considered romantic. My ex would put petrol in my car and wash it, or just buy some groceries without me asking.

Actually when he used to buy me flowers or chocolates I knew he'd done something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

As if!

Everyone knows it's directly through the sternum and rib cage with an axe!!

Don't they?

The problem with an axe is it can get deflected of by the ribs if not at the correct angle. Now a pick axe would have more of an effect due to the flat edge going between.

And I've thought about that way too much

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

By loving me unconditionally and understanding the fact that I am obsessed with clothes, make up and perfume lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour. Definitely x

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

through fingers with a magic touch, cute dimples and a smile to die for.

I'm a gonner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being willing to show vulnerability and be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through my brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence

not arrogance, but defo confidence.

But my heart ain't easy to get into.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My hearts been given away, but you can borrow my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intelligence and knowing when a film is English not American!

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Not sure I have one. If there is one lurking within, it's most likely similar in size to the Grinch's - two sizes too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people would say that the way to my heart is a sharp kitchen knife.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through my stomach

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By *rjeremyMan
over a year ago

planet earth

Any woman who can floorlessly quote from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Via my brain. Making me laugh. Treating me with respect and as an equal. Letting me care. Standing up to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through the holes left after being broken so many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Through the holes left after being broken so many times"

Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanting me for just being me... And exclusive but building a life together..

I live in hope but its eluded me all my adult life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure there is but.... Humour, honesty, accepting me as I am, understanding, caring, are all the things I look for in my friends, one would need to be my friend before they got my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

An Alpha Male, beer, tequila, football, beer...lucky me.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here "
Stop talking through ya arse ya manc!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here "

Whatever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Feck ya selves

It'll take something special now these days.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Go Feck ya selves

It'll take something special now these days. "
A vertically challenged person wearing pampers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here "

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here

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oh another one...fuck me...is it catching?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here

oh another one...fuck me...is it catching?

Fuxxing right it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go Feck ya selves

It'll take something special now these days. A vertically challenged person wearing pampers?

Nah Huggies feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here

oh another one...fuck me...is it catching?

Fuxxing right it is.

Amen my Brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

The only way

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Chocolate

The only way

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Any particular kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here

oh another one...fuck me...is it catching?

Fuxxing right it is.

Amen my Brother

Oh I'm sure you could both be brought round someway or another

food maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate

The only way

Any particular kind?

Dark chocolate!

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry but it's locked, chopped and incased in Rock. No way through so carry on nothing to see here

oh another one...fuck me...is it catching?

Fuxxing right it is.

Amen my Brother

Oh I'm sure you could both be brought round someway or another

food maybe

Not even Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way to my heart is my brain also, unconditional acceptance and you know the other inside out. Honesty & communication with the relaxation you can be yourself and a bond will not be broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

No smart arses that would say...Left ventricle, residing next to the mitral and aortic valve, through the aorta, located within the chest cavity.

Dirty eyes that tell me of thing to come...!

What's the longest nerve in the human body?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty above all !!!!!!!

A man able too listen wouldn't go a miss and kisses me on the forehead (thats just so sweet

) xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate

The only way

Any particular kind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanting me for just being me... And exclusive but building a life together..

I live in hope but its eluded me all my adult life..."

If u find one ov them hun can he have a twin pretty please or we could share xxx

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By *heNerdyCyclistMan
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

"Chocolate

The only way

Any particular kind?

Dark chocolate!

Please

You rang, my mistress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honesty and kinky in the bed room.

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