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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

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over a year ago

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Give him a nice trunk to bash his head against

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Give him a nice trunk to bash his head against

An old fashioned travelling trunk?

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

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"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

You do have a pecker. In the UK it's nose or mouth (as with the bird), it means keep your chin up.

US, of course, it means cock.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

You do have a pecker. In the UK it's nose or mouth (as with the bird), it means keep your chin up.

US, of course, it means cock.

I can see keeping my nose up but where should I put my mouth to keep it up?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My peckers always up,

has to be the perch is nt big enough to lay down, on,,

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo."

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself "

I like Speedy Gonzales.

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself

I like Speedy Gonzales."

Not in the sack, I bet.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

You do have a pecker. In the UK it's nose or mouth (as with the bird), it means keep your chin up.

US, of course, it means cock.

I can see keeping my nose up but where should I put my mouth to keep it up?"

In US parlance your mouth may be used to keep your pecker up, if you have a pecker and you're very supple.

It may be easier to keep someone else's pecker up using your mouth.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself

I like Speedy Gonzales.

Not in the sack, I bet.

Speedy Gonzales was in a sack?

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By *odoudoMan
over a year ago

hereford

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself

I like Speedy Gonzales.

Not in the sack, I bet.

Speedy Gonzales was in a sack?"

Hessian, I believe

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself

I like Speedy Gonzales."

The fastest mouse in all of Mexico.

¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been told you keep my pecker up. As I don't have one please can you let me know how to keep a pecker up?

Ask Woody

That was a Saturday afternoon staple, followed by Mr Magoo.

Prefered Foghorn Leghorn myself

I like Speedy Gonzales.

The fastest mouse in all of Mexico.

¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! "

I'm searching the web for old cartoons now.

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