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If it was proven that picking your earwax ....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

and eating it would add 30 years to your life ...Would you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwwww ych y fi NO!

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple
over a year ago

W S AREA

How much longer would i get for a quick lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much longer would i get for a quick lick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put salt and pepper on it?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can I put salt and pepper on it? "
Hey...go for it....no tomato ketchup though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I don't want an extra 30 years of being old and decrepid. (spelling?!)

If I got 30 years as a hot young thing then yeah I'd eat it!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Eating pussy has knocked 30 years off me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT is does not!

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Ears don't stop growing so how huge will they be with 30 more years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and eating it would add 30 years to your life ...Would you do it? "

Yeah why not?..

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"and eating it would add 30 years to your life ...Would you do it?

Yeah why not?..

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Couldn't resist could ya?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Add learning to sing and you won't snore for those extra years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and eating it would add 30 years to your life ...Would you do it?

Yeah why not?..

Couldn't resist could ya? "

Nope!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How many years for eating someone elses earwax

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Read some post earlier, about someone sucking a cummy, shitty dick, with no promises of health benefits. In the scheme of things ear wax is pretty tame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read some post earlier, about someone sucking a cummy, shitty dick, with no promises of health benefits. In the scheme of things ear wax is pretty tame "

Didn't want my dinner anyway

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Read some post earlier, about someone sucking a cummy, shitty dick, with no promises of health benefits. In the scheme of things ear wax is pretty tame

Didn't want my dinner anyway "

Pass it over then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I sat opposite a woman on the train from Birmingham to London who for the entire journey used a hairgrips to get earwax out of her ear then sucked.it off the grip. If this does ever become law please can we have a clause that says it must be done in private because that made me want to scream and throw myself out if the window.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I sat opposite a woman on the train from Birmingham to London who for the entire journey used a hairgrips to get earwax out of her ear then sucked.it off the grip. If this does ever become law please can we have a clause that says it must be done in private because that made me want to scream and throw myself out if the window."

She would have probably shared if you asked her.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

never put anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeewww NO!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I sat opposite a woman on the train from Birmingham to London who for the entire journey used a hairgrips to get earwax out of her ear then sucked.it off the grip. If this does ever become law please can we have a clause that says it must be done in private because that made me want to scream and throw myself out if the window.

She would have probably shared if you asked her. "

Ask her! ASK HER!!!! I could barely look at the woman, she clearly had the social skills of an ant if she thought that sitting on a crowded train picking earwax out with a hair grip and eating it was acceptable I doubt sharing was in her vocabulary

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I sat opposite a woman on the train from Birmingham to London who for the entire journey used a hairgrips to get earwax out of her ear then sucked.it off the grip. If this does ever become law please can we have a clause that says it must be done in private because that made me want to scream and throw myself out if the window.

She would have probably shared if you asked her.

Ask her! ASK HER!!!! I could barely look at the woman, she clearly had the social skills of an ant if she thought that sitting on a crowded train picking earwax out with a hair grip and eating it was acceptable I doubt sharing was in her vocabulary "
I have a little bit of throw up in my mouth reading that!!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I sat opposite a woman on the train from Birmingham to London who for the entire journey used a hairgrips to get earwax out of her ear then sucked.it off the grip. If this does ever become law please can we have a clause that says it must be done in private because that made me want to scream and throw myself out if the window.

She would have probably shared if you asked her.

Ask her! ASK HER!!!! I could barely look at the woman, she clearly had the social skills of an ant if she thought that sitting on a crowded train picking earwax out with a hair grip and eating it was acceptable I doubt sharing was in her vocabulary I have a little bit of throw up in my mouth reading that!!!! "

She was reading a book the entire time blissfully unaware that the rest of the carriage wanted her locked in a small, dark room. The thing is she must have known she was doing it and it must have been premeditated as she came equipped

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"How many years for eating someone elses earwax "

Just for thinking that you should get thirty years.

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Nobody told her to stop?! I would.

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