FabSwingers.com forum: At 3pm today, men will come alive !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well it's only 4 hours until 3pm when men of the world will stop everything, wait to hear the whistle blow & then men will once again come alive

The Premiership is back today, yippee

only sad thing is that as we divulge in our love for the beautiful game, wives, girlfriends etc will be shopping with our credit cards to compensate our passion for football

By the way I hate football, prefer Tiddly Winks

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By *hakeyandbakeMan
over a year ago

Telford

"Well it's only 4 hours until 3pm when men of the world will stop everything, wait to hear the whistle blow & then men will once again come alive

The Premiership is back today, yippee

only sad thing is that as we divulge in our love for the beautiful game, wives, girlfriends etc will be shopping with our credit cards to compensate our passion for football

By the way I hate football, prefer Tiddly Winks

i am a rugby man myself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it's only 4 hours until 3pm when men of the world will stop everything, wait to hear the whistle blow & then men will once again come alive

The Premiership is back today, yippee

only sad thing is that as we divulge in our love for the beautiful game, wives, girlfriends etc will be shopping with our credit cards to compensate our passion for football

By the way I hate football, prefer Tiddly Winks

i am a rugby man myself!!"

Don't worry my son, you'll oneday see the light & discover that ladies prefer round balls to oval ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while they perv men in shorts playing with their balls...I'm thinking of shagging women

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By *hakeyandbakeMan
over a year ago

Telford

"Well it's only 4 hours until 3pm when men of the world will stop everything, wait to hear the whistle blow & then men will once again come alive

The Premiership is back today, yippee

only sad thing is that as we divulge in our love for the beautiful game, wives, girlfriends etc will be shopping with our credit cards to compensate our passion for football

By the way I hate football, prefer Tiddly Winks

i am a rugby man myself!!

Don't worry my son, you'll oneday see the light & discover that ladies prefer round balls to oval ones

that not what i heard....lol

any way the game is full of whimps who cry over broken finger nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorryro tell you but its 1 o'clock Liverpool v Stoke

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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I'd love a live one at 3pm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a live one at 3pm..."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorryro tell you but its 1 o'clock Liverpool v Stoke

Quite right, but the bulk kicks off at 3 :-

Na na na na

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd love a live one at 3pm...

Me too

Didn't think you were bi pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a live one at 3pm...

Me too

Didn't think you were bi pp

My specs are bifocal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's the case I'm any bored football widows fancy a shag instead of shopping ill be free around 3pm

Oh and you can bring his credit card for the hotel room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorryro tell you but its 1 o'clock Liverpool v Stoke

12.45 is kick off....I'd hate for you to miss the first 15 minutes.

Anyway, how sexist is this thread....I'll be leaving home in 10 minutes to got to the match. It's not all about you men you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorryro tell you but its 1 o'clock Liverpool v Stoke

12.45 is kick off....I'd hate for you to miss the first 15 minutes.

Anyway, how sexist is this thread....I'll be leaving home in 10 minutes to got to the match. It's not all about you men you know

sod the match come here xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"If that's the case I'm any bored football widows fancy a shag instead of shopping ill be free around 3pm

Oh and you can bring his credit card for the hotel room

An offer that cannot be refused

champagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, how sexist is this thread....I'll be leaving home in 10 minutes to got to the match. It's not all about you men you know

Very sexist. Miss K normally watches the footy in our house while i, Mr P, am in the kitchen cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that's the case I'm any bored football widows fancy a shag instead of shopping ill be free around 3pm

Oh and you can bring his credit card for the hotel room

An offer that cannot be refused

champagne?"

Yea why not he's buying

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Rugby players refer to it as the Andrex premiership, incredibly soft, but massively overpriced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's only 4 hours until 3pm when men of the world will stop everything, wait to hear the whistle blow & then men will once again come alive

The Premiership is back today, yippee

only sad thing is that as we divulge in our love for the beautiful game, wives, girlfriends etc will be shopping with our credit cards to compensate our passion for football

By the way I hate football, prefer Tiddly Winks

Foot ball time omg time chat the girls up then. foot ball borning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby players refer to it as the Andrex premiership, incredibly soft, but massively overpriced"

yes it is at that.

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Rugby players refer to it as the Andrex premiership, incredibly soft, but massively overpriced"

However rugby is homoerotic

oh let's have a scrum, handsome

PS I think you've forgotten what a kick to the shins or a full-on clash of heads feel like, me darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's me happy just wat he'd my first game of the session

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Well it's only 4 hours until 3pm when men of the world will stop everything, wait to hear the whistle blow & then men will once again come alive

The Premiership is back today, yippee

only sad thing is that as we divulge in our love for the beautiful game, wives, girlfriends etc will be shopping with our credit cards to compensate our passion for football

By the way I hate football, prefer Tiddly Winks

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for some who arent welded to thier arm chairs the beautifull game started two weeks ago when the football league started

and football beets corrieenders any day of the week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to stay in my coffin till 8pm Monday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!! Now I know why my meet cancelled! Fancy preferring football to a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some women! I love footy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha!! Now I know why my meet cancelled! Fancy preferring football to a shag

That's what doing it doggy is for.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where are these live men? Do they die again after the alcohol bit of this ritual?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ha!! Now I know why my meet cancelled! Fancy preferring football to a shag

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When I was a single femme I have cancelled meets due to footie fixtures....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha!! Now I know why my meet cancelled! Fancy preferring football to a shag

When I was a single femme I have cancelled meets due to footie fixtures....

This one suddenly claimed he had gout when I told him I wouldn't meet bareback

Another meet made me come early as he wanted to watch the opening ceremony of the Olympics and actually left way before he needed to just he was home in plenty of time, needless to say, we didn't ever meet to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha!! Now I know why my meet cancelled! Fancy preferring football to a shag

When I was a single femme I have cancelled meets due to footie fixtures....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fitting a new fluorescent light in my Shed and PVA'ing the walls.

Whats this football of which you speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was alive at 5.00am, only just sat down now, and it wasn't for nancy football...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Ah, this is why I enjoy my singledom. I knew there would be an excellent reason.

No. Effing. Football.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ah, this is why I enjoy my singledom. I knew there would be an excellent reason.

No. Effing. Football. "

There is an eff in football.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate football but like It when oh goes to home games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby players refer to it as the Andrex premiership, incredibly soft, but massively overpriced

However rugby is homoerotic

oh let's have a scrum, handsome

PS I think you've forgotten what a kick to the shins or a full-on clash of heads feel like, me darling

Lol at least rugby is a proper team sport unlike football where a player gets paid an enormous amount of money for kicking a ball about. And as for homoerotic I've witnessed many football players and supporters hugging away!!!

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By *rjeremyMan
over a year ago

planet earth

Bloody football *spits in corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, how sexist is this thread....I'll be leaving home in 10 minutes to got to the match. It's not all about you men you know

Very sexist. Miss K normally watches the footy in our house while i, Mr P, am in the kitchen cooking"

Sounds about right to me. Tell Miss K that Match of the Day is on at 10.30!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody football *spits in corner*"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I will never understand why so many people whinge about footie...don't watch it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will never understand why so many people whinge about footie...don't watch it then!

I don't but I like to show an interest as it gives me something to discuss with my son plus when he forgets to take his football shirt to work to wear at the pub when he watches a match, I don't take the wrong one

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"I will never understand why so many people whinge about footie...don't watch it then!

But then they'd have nothing to whinge about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha!! Now I know why my meet cancelled! Fancy preferring football to a shag

When I was a single femme I have cancelled meets due to footie fixtures....

I don't do football but I've refused a meet when the Rygbi International was on.

I was gobsmacked that a fellow Welshman had the nerve to suggest meeting when Cymru were playing

lol

He seemed to think the wait was worth it though

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