FabSwingers.com forum: Trying to woo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

There are many ways to woo someone. Laughing will probably work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm I have a similar problem, I shall watch this thread with interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm I have a similar problem, I shall watch this thread with interest

Snap. I've been tempted to resort to Welsh a few times but then not many would understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love people who make me laugh, they're the ones that that I meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im the same could never do role play without giggling

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Here is 20P phone your wife and tell you are not coming home tonight....lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

As you know im crap at it so if your as bad as me do what I do an give up and face the world alone. at least you can pretend its your choice lolol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

I wouldn't say The problem lies with you ....would a blackbird sing to a woodpecker ?...would a grebe dance with a swan ?...your probably sending your message to an unresponsive unimaginitive recipient , ...choice of word can be important ...the response may tell you all you wish to know ..good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you."

I got seranaded in the pub once like that when I was younger... All the guys mates joined in the singing... Happy memories

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Are you feeling like a twit to woo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

Don't worry about it and just be yourself, this is always the best way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe its because you are just funny in general which is good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe its because you are just funny in general which is good x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

Don't be an owl "twit twoo!"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

Have I told you what a freckly bum you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

Have I told you what a freckly bum you have

I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

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"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

Have I told you what a freckly bum you have

I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum! "

Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me.........

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

Have I told you what a freckly bum you have

I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!

Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me........."

I double checked. It's bloody marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

Have I told you what a freckly bum you have

I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!

Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me.........

I double checked. It's bloody marmite

Pmsl

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

My flirting or woooing skills are not that good...

I was exchanging messages with a single guy this week and tried flirting which seemed to go straight over his head. I ended up asking him are you playing at being dense or is my flirting really that bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you."

Whilst your'e down there

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"My flirting or woooing skills are not that good...

bet he replied, it's getting there. Well it's semi hard at least. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya can woo me anytime ladies would love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flirting or woooing skills are not that good...

I dunno.

Try it on me and I'll give you my honest opinion!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

Nah he is pretty responsive and although i make him laugh when wooing i reckon im in

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I think my best one liner was...'I want your arse'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

The hotels booked, room 401, i'll be there at 5, you check in before me and leave the door on the latch - no peeping or talking for the first 30 mins.

(Time and room number changed to protect the innocent)

Seemed to work for me

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"I think my best one liner was...'I want your arse'

Bambi. Karen ( glowwormkjm ) says I have to contact you for the secret. Mean bugger wouldn't tell me herself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just tell them you want them cant see that not workin for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been woo'd - more than likely i;d burst out laughing once i realised what they were trying to do

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

You need wit to woo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't woo at all. I'm completely rubbish at giving compliments and receiving them too

Have I told you what a freckly bum you have

I actually don't have a freckley bum, my arms are but not my bum!

Are you sure? Oh Jesus please don't tell me.........

I double checked. It's bloody marmite

Pmsl

Don't encourage him!!!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I think my best one liner was...'I want your arse'

Bambi. Karen ( glowwormkjm ) says I have to contact you for the secret. Mean bugger wouldn't tell me herself.

Its a secret after all!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tell them you want them cant see that not workin for you x"

Lol he knows that...im pretty blunt i was trying a different approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tell them you want them cant see that not workin for you x

Lol he knows that...im pretty blunt i was trying a different approach "
go for it then i would x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you."

A little bit of sick just came up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the line " I want to be in you" doesn't work I pull out the big guns of making a circle with my index finger and thumb and then repeatedly put my other index finger in and out of it whilst making choo choo sound after that I'm shit out of ideas!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?"

I'm not so grumpy now

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Humor is great, if you can laugh someone into bed you have a wonderful skill.

Better still if you can both be laughing afterwards - that's laughing together

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?"

Ewe can't pull the woo over Daves eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?"

He is very persistent bless him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?

Ewe can't pull the woo over Daves eyes. "

Very good! You obviously weren't out last night??!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

A little bit of sick just came up

As long as it was just sick Dave

It was!

Is this how you two woo each other with your coded messages?

Ewe can't pull the woo over Daves eyes.

Very good! You obviously weren't out last night??!

it was Friday of course I was !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

Wit and a good sense of humour is an important part of the wooing process, so rather like an owl, you have to wit, to woo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here is 20P phone your wife and tell you are not coming home tonight....lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is it when i try and be nice and woo people with my words...it makes them laugh

I need some wooing tips so give me your best lines people

I need them as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been woo'd and I like being woo'd would it be woo'd I I asked you if I could give you a good wodger wing lol

If any one gets this I want to meet you lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I was nice to someone the other day and they asked me what was up as I was being abnormally nice

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've been woo'd and I like being woo'd would it be woo'd I I asked you if I could give you a good wodger wing lol

If any one gets this I want to meet you lol"

I get it but I'm sorry I will have to woo'dly reject your offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been woo'd and I like being woo'd would it be woo'd I I asked you if I could give you a good wodger wing lol

If any one gets this I want to meet you lol

I get it but I'm sorry I will have to woo'dly reject your offer. "

How very woo'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

Whilst your'e down there

Pmsl - great minds xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

Whilst your'e down there

Pmsl - great minds xx"

You two could do a duet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I get it and wood is the way forward

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

Whilst your'e down there

Pmsl - great minds xx

You two could do a duet

We could but your doing the singing on your knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get it and wood is the way forward "

Yeah I got wood pmsl

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"How about singing to them like on Top Gun?

Baby, baby, I get down on my knees for you.

Whilst your'e down there

Pmsl - great minds xx

You two could do a duet

We could but your doing the singing on your knees

I hope the microphones are not like The Jackson 5's heads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to know what you removed there lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Would love to know what you removed there lol"

About 2 kg of pubes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would love to know what you removed there lol

About 2 kg of pubes

Grim

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