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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

So someone's got a tooth ache, was up with me while I had my 'moment' last night and has been working all day and whining about annoying kids - so I promised I'd run them a bath so they could soak for a couple hours

Told me when they'd arrive and I set it all up for then - hot bath, tons of bubbles and some candles so they could chill out and unwind

So when they arrived (an hour later) the water was stone cold, and do you know what I got? A smack on the ass with a empty drink bottle and a yank by my pony tail!

Next time they can run their own blinkin' bath!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ahhhhhhh ain't love grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no words ...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Slap them back and drown them in the bath...see how they like it!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Slap them back and drown them in the bath...see how they like it! "

Tempting!!

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

why wasnt it warm, you should know when he will be home, and adjust the temp to suit, all your fault

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Let them get on with it themselves, if they can't be bothered to turn up on time I wouldn't be doing it again thats for sure

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Slap them back and drown them in the bath...see how they like it!

Tempting!!"

Enough dithering woman...do it!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"why wasnt it warm, you should know when he will be home, and adjust the temp to suit, all your fault "

He told me 6.30 - strolled in without so much as a text to say 'will be late' at nearly 7.30

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Fuck me this is sound more and more like the mr and mrs show every thread

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Let them get on with it themselves, if they can't be bothered to turn up on time I wouldn't be doing it again thats for sure"

I ain't, he can bath in the garden with the cats as sponges from now on!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Fuck me this is sound more and more like the mr and mrs show every thread "

Sounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint love grand

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"why wasnt it warm, you should know when he will be home, and adjust the temp to suit, all your fault

He told me 6.30 - strolled in without so much as a text to say 'will be late' at nearly 7.30 "

Fuck Buddys and Fuck Bunnys have to idea of time!! They go by the life long batteries in their toys!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Fuck me this is sound more and more like the mr and mrs show every thread

Sounding "

sounding? DONT GIVE ME IDEAS!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!

And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!

And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job? "

You need to be taught a lesson young man!!

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!

And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job? "

Do one - and ask your cat friend from next door to help you with it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!

And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job?

You need to be taught a lesson young man!! "

I think young is the wrong word! *cough cough*

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Aint love grand "

great minds lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Is that friggin bath not run yet woman!!!

And where's my "awwww - you've had such a hard day at work!" blow job?

You need to be taught a lesson young man!!

I think young is the wrong word! *cough cough* "

Older than you...younger than me cough cough!! fur ball coughing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aint love grand

great minds lol"

Indeedy

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

I think young is the wrong word! *cough cough* "

Yep!!

Old, decrepit, senile, bolding, ancient, past it - all words I would personally recommend

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy "

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see Obi sporting a ball and chain soon

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com... "

More 'stuckwith.com'

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I can see Obi sporting a ball and chain soon "

Or a black eye, or loss of bollocks - whichever happens first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not my place to get involved, but I really want to lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls "

Rather not im eating

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

Pmsl "

Don't encourage her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls "

DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

Rather not im eating "

I won't ask lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime "

We getting married in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime

We getting married in the morning "

It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

Rather not im eating

I won't ask lol "

You know me so well

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime

We getting married in the morning

It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg "

You two finished now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime

We getting married in the morning

It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg

You two finished now?

"

Oh but I am always going to hear my wedding bells

Not quite

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

More 'stuckwith.com' "

just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

More 'stuckwith.com'

just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore "

What alternative are you exactly offering Miss Evie???

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

More 'stuckwith.com'

just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore "

Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just find it disrecpectful to turn up an hour late with no call or text, I wouldn't put up with it from someone I was only shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Never seen a running commentary on a relationship spurred on by like minded people... Lol.. Like a fucked up face book text message chat... Lol.

I've got a front row seat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

More 'stuckwith.com'

just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore

Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway "

That's old age for you - hits us all eventually!

Forgetting something a mere two days ago.....

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

More 'stuckwith.com'

just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore

Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway

That's old age for you - hits us all eventually!

Forgetting something a mere two days ago..... "

Two days is like a lifetime, especially since you stayed over again last night!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am not liking this!!!! feels uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... Never seen a running commentary on a relationship spurred on by like minded people... Lol.. Like a fucked up face book text message chat... Lol.

I've got a front row seat... "

I was thinking I see people in relationships do most their talking through Facebook status messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private "

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private "

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private "
some would cope if every minor detail wasn't broadcast to the world

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

"
well who's the fool for putting up with it

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

"

That is usually what happens when man meets woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm maybe time thread was removed

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Hmm maybe time thread was removed "

I've already asked 10 minutes ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

"

And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...

I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.

When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.

It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.

Carry on. We await the next installment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its all kinda cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thread of the day goes too.... this one!

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over a year ago


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private "

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...

I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.

When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.

It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.

Carry on. We await the next installment.

"

If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...

I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.

When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.

It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.

Carry on. We await the next installment.

If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy."

Absolutely. The people who have found love on here have found something special and I wish them well.

The rules you set for the relationship don't have to be standard do they? Make your own and be happy.

If you do come assunder try and keep the fall out away from the public gaze.

Enjoy the bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know why some people don't understand the dynamics of a FWB relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And this thread is why I had a few weeks away from fab.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I want to know why he's let you out of that bloody cupboard again. That's three times I've locked it today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to know why he's let you out of that bloody cupboard again. That's three times I've locked it today "

Because he needed his bath running!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going to the chapel and we going to get maaaried

Sing along boys and girls

DING DONG The Bells are going to Chime

We getting married in the morning

It's a nice day for a white weddiiiinnnggg

You two finished now?

"

They forgot - Dum dum de dum, dum dum de dum .................

I'll leave now! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run him another bath and use original source mint shower gel and bath salts (put them in after its run so they're still coarse)...

That'll teach him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Run him another bath and use original source mint shower gel and bath salts (put them in after its run so they're still coarse)...

That'll teach him "

Evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to run me a bath

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone want to run me a bath "

Go on then. It'll have to be at yours though as I don't own a bath.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Anyone want to run me a bath "

Do I need to say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to run me a bath "

Depends on if you are at work or not right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to run me a bath "

Can I scrub your back babe?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone want to run me a bath

Can I scrub your back babe? "

Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to run me a bath "

Yeah ok but you get the tap end

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I need a cuddle I am having a rough time I need a mans or woman's hug oh and a bath would be nice lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to run me a bath

Can I scrub your back babe?

Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now."

Mine is closest lol, and he owes me some naughtiness after us not getting it on at Cupids. Left me all night lol!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Anyone want to run me a bath

Can I scrub your back babe?

Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now.

Mine is closest lol, and he owes me some naughtiness after us not getting it on at Cupids. Left me all night lol!"

In that case lots of people owe me naughtiness too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a cuddle I am having a rough time I need a mans or woman's hug oh and a bath would be nice lol "

Hugs x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Anyone want to run me a bath

Can I scrub your back babe?

Whose bathtub and you going to use for the scrubbing? He's got baths all over the country now.

Mine is closest lol, and he owes me some naughtiness after us not getting it on at Cupids. Left me all night lol!

In that case lots of people owe me naughtiness too."

I was on at least two promises too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want to run me a bath "

No bugger off and run me one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww ain't you two sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs "

So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

Oh my goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs

So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!"

It's a pool, it's pre filled just means we can get straight in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs

So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!

It's a pool, it's pre filled just means we can get straight in "

You wont win this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I've decided I'll just hire out a huge pool and fill it with litres of bubble bath and we can all have a mass bubble bath and scrub each others backs

So you're running the bath now? Bloody men!

It's a pool, it's pre filled just means we can get straight in

You wont win this one!! "

Want to bet

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

the things I miss when I'm poorly!

I'll jump in the bubbly paddling pool too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the things I miss when I'm poorly!

I'll jump in the bubbly paddling pool too! "

Right we need a club with a pool and lots of bubble bath

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"the things I miss when I'm poorly!

I'll jump in the bubbly paddling pool too!

Right we need a club with a pool and lots of bubble bath "

infusions has a pool

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...

I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.

When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.

It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.

Carry on. We await the next installment.

If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy.

Absolutely. The people who have found love on here have found something special and I wish them well.

The rules you set for the relationship don't have to be standard do they? Make your own and be happy.

If you do come assunder try and keep the fall out away from the public gaze.

Enjoy the bath."

I've been here five years and these types of relationships (lived out like a soap opera where every detail is played out for public consumption) seldom end well.

A relationship played out in the shop front of Fab has only one outcome: grand opening swiftly followed by grand closing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Jeremy Kyle when you need him...

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I don't do soap operas so I like these threads. Nothing wrong with a bit of public flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play him at his own game Hun but slap his head with baseball bat and yank his cock he make think twice about not appreciating you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aint love grand

great minds lol

Indeedy

LOVE????? Please tell me this is not Dating.com...

More 'stuckwith.com'

just stop fucking him if its that much of a chore

Can't actually remember when I had sex last anyway "

WHAT!! I have no clue about this trait in women. They are so loyal to their own detriment. Amazing.

You are running baths, doing stuff, not getting sex and I suspect being treated poorly in general as he turned up late! You are putting up with this, why ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I thought this thread was about men.

My mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't you two run your relationship of the forums?

Think it's about time you both admitted your smitten with each other and get on with it in private

What's there to be smitten about?!

He rocks up when he feels like it, uses up all me water, yabbers on about crap constantly and makes a mess everywhere!!

And helps with the garden, is out putting the decking together at midnight, is parent to the kittens...

I know the two of you insist it's all still fuck buddies/nsa but, I say this with care and love in my heart, you spend more time together than some married couples on this site.

When I read the statement that you didn't know when you last had sex I almost replied with the date for you.

It is an amusing soap opera and you take all the digs in good grace but if this isn't love the pair of you win the Oscar, BAFTA and Tony awards for your acting skills.

Carry on. We await the next installment.

If you care for each other, go for it. Doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. No harm in giving it a go. Be happy.

Absolutely. The people who have found love on here have found something special and I wish them well.

The rules you set for the relationship don't have to be standard do they? Make your own and be happy.

If you do come assunder try and keep the fall out away from the public gaze.

Enjoy the bath.

I've been here five years and these types of relationships (lived out like a soap opera where every detail is played out for public consumption) seldom end well.

A relationship played out in the shop front of Fab has only one outcome: grand opening swiftly followed by grand closing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe im stupid... who are 'they'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they'"

Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they'

Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi."

Oh now Steel Heels ..... tsk

I love a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they'

Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi.

Oh now Steel Heels ..... tsk

I love a mystery."

Not much of a mystery though is it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Maybe im stupid... who are 'they'

Mr and Mrs Fox. 'They' is Obi.

Oh now Steel Heels ..... tsk

I love a mystery.

Not much of a mystery though is it? "

No.

Less of a Mystery and more a Farce.

Soon to be a tragedy if history repeats - and it does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person? "

I think you are reading too much into it and over complicate it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person? "

Cute in all honesty does it really matter?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person? "

He would have been a better pronoun but 'they' is perfectly acceptable.

As in..... I was waiting for someone to arrive but they were late.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person?

Cute in all honesty does it really matter? "

I think it does. It's important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person?

I think you are reading too much into it and over complicate it "

When i first read the post i just presumed it was him indoors/the old man or whatever name he goes by these days..

Then wondered why he/him wasnt used instead of them. As its singular not plural

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I understood fox wrote the the post.. and the 'someone' was Obi.

But she mentioned running them a bath.. and they were late.

So there wasnt two people just the one person?

Cute in all honesty does it really matter?

I think it does. It's important."

Righty ho...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The first time I read it I thought some whining kids were getting a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Give them a break!!

Even if it was orininally a lighthearted dig at her fb, its now turning pretty cruel

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* originally

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I think it was just meant to be lighthearted/ a lighthearted grrr at a man being late.

Either way, I think it has run it's course.

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