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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
A man was sick and tired of going to work
every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted
her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8-hours while my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what
I go through, so please allow her body to switch with
mine for a day".
~Amen~
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter
box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1:00 PM
and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home. Set out milk
and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched
TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9:00 PM, he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he
was expected to make love, which he managed to
get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt
down beside the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking ... I was so wrong
To envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please ...
Oh please, let us trade back !!!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be
happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll
just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant
last night.
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