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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm idly watching a spider building a web between my printer , my pluggin innny thing and my bongo drum.

Do I kill it or let it live.......

You decide.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Let it live and see if it learns to play the bongo.

Are you from bongo bongo land?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm idly watching a spider building a web between my printer , my pluggin innny thing and my bongo drum.

Do I kill it or let it live.......

You decide. "

Let it live.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let it live and see if it learns to play the bongo.

Are you from bongo bongo land?"

Nein .... I have bongo singularrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be destroyed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it live.... At least it will keep down the flies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it on the ride of its life up the hoover pipe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Take it on the ride of its life up the hoover pipe

I can think of a few people who like being taken up the hoover pipe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want to live and thrive ...let The spider run alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take it on the ride of its life up the hoover pipe

I can think of a few people who like being taken up the hoover pipe...."

Not everyone owns a hoover !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Let it live and see if it learns to play the bongo.

Are you from bongo bongo land?

Nein .... I have bongo singularrrr"

I still say find out if it can play the bongo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let it live and teach it to fetch you tea when needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it big?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let it live and see if it learns to play the bongo.

Are you from bongo bongo land?

Nein .... I have bongo singularrrr

I still say find out if it can play the bongo."

It's pulling few strings.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it live .. But be carefull how you handle it, a friend of mine had one at the back of his computer and it bit him! turns out it had radiation poisining and now he spends most of his days swinging!! between buildings !!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is it big?"

It' smaller than my printer......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"let it live and teach it to fetch you tea when needed."

Is there ever a time when tea isn't needed ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Let it live .. But be carefull how you handle it, a friend of mine had one at the back of his computer and it bit him! turns out it had radiation poisining and now he spends most of his days swinging!! between buildings !!"

How stupid do you think we are ???

Your friend hasn't got a computer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you realise the spider is busy thinking the same thing about you. If you let it go and carry on with your business then it'll sneak up on you and BAM.....spidery death.

And he'll be all up in his spider mates grills giving it "See her there dissolving into the carpet? I knackered her! Recognize!"

So do you want that? Do you!? He ain't all that, go mess his shit up.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Live and let die.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

*Meanwhile in the spider version of Fab Swingers...*

SpiderCrumpet posts:

"Found an excellent spot for my new home today. There is a mad lady human sat next to me staring at me while hitting her desk repeatedly with her fingers. She looks harmless. I wish all humans and spiders could get along like we do, I feel I could trust her with my life.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Meanwhile in the spider version of Fab Swingers...*

SpiderCrumpet posts:

Fuck that, get am aerosol and a lighter and get medieval on his silk producing ass.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Ann...i...hil...ate...ann...i...hil...ate!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course this all begs for another forum post.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop into the garden and get a few aphids and bugs, and start feeding the little fella

Makes for a good clean pet, doesn't need walking, or toilet training, pretty much self sufficient.

Remember, a spider is for life, not just for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we to assume, given her silence on the subject, that GrannyCrumpet is lying face down on the floor paralysed ready to he digested slowly, while SpiderCrumpet is doing Gangnam Style over her twitching body and doing the spider equivalent of the "Smack that ass" gesture?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Let him live - he has 100 little arachnid mouths to feed (currently residing in your printer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let him live and gently lift him up and take him outside to make a new home for himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if you can make an amusing 'spider vs printer' video to rival the infamous 'cat vs printer' !!

It'll either be a true classic - or the eight legged freak will get sucked into the rollers and you'll have a piece of modern 'crushed spider art' you can flog to that Damien Hurst twat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See if you can make an amusing 'spider vs printer' video to rival the infamous 'cat vs printer' !!

It'll either be a true classic - or the eight legged freak will get sucked into the rollers and you'll have a piece of modern 'crushed spider art' you can flog to that Damien Hurst twat!!

Don't even think you are doing that with the steroid taking body builder spiders i have in my shed

~Then again, your too scared to even put your hand in the doorway let alone take a step inside - my printers safe

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Let the harmless critter be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a cup to trap it. Take it outside and let nature run its natural course.

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a cup to trap it. Take it outside and let nature run its natural course.

Silk"

Yep - it'll soon end up in a birds stomach!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod the spider, i want to know what the 'pluggy in thing is'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should you not pull six of its legs off first and make it a fairer fight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a cup to trap it. Take it outside and let nature run its natural course.

Silk

Yep - it'll soon end up in a birds stomach!!

As Elton John said.... It's the Circle of Life

it shall have an honourable death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sod the spider, i want to know what the 'pluggy in thing is'"

It's magic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are we to assume, given her silence on the subject, that GrannyCrumpet is lying face down on the floor paralysed ready to he digested slowly, while SpiderCrumpet is doing Gangnam Style over her twitching body and doing the spider equivalent of the "Smack that ass" gesture?"

Poor GC.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Sod the spider, i want to know what the 'pluggy in thing is'"

Plug in smelly thing????

Thats my guess....

Let it live Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you hate flies more, let it live

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Sod the spider, i want to know what the 'pluggy in thing is'"

Sigh .....

The pluggy in thing is the black box that all the wires go in ... it works with electrickery ...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nah ..... visitors

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