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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so lets say u could have a pet, any pet...but it has to be one thats been genetically altered to be bigger or smaller..

I'd like an ant , maybe the size of a small dog(itd have to be friendly and well trained)

or some hamster sized elephants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mini sized polar bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"mini sized polar bear"

that could fit on a foxes glacier mint?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Any big cat....preferably tiger...

About the size of a week old kitten though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a giant trouser snake with one eye, does that count

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I got a giant trouser snake with one eye, does that count "

Is it camera shy???

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I would like a miniature gorilla.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A mini chipmunk would be good to poke out of my hankie pocket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah it don't even mind the flash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great White Shark the size of Goldfish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any big cat....preferably tiger...

About the size of a week old kitten though lol"

awwww yup!

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Tiger, full sized but genetically modified to be a vegetarian!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Great White Shark the size of Goldfish. "

But you couldn't play with it though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

theres no way I'd want my cat elephant sized..I dont trust her at the size she is the now!....cheeky swipes could end up being cheeky lets play with dad till he's dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little crocodiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play with mine all the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tiger, full sized but genetically modified to be a vegetarian!"

ahhh a Veiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like a miniature gorilla."

here I am/scratch sniff stretch

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Tiger, full sized but genetically modified to be a vegetarian!"

Vegetarian or not.....still needs to sharpen its claws and chew things....

Il stick with the teeny weeny tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind a small pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounded wrong sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great White Shark the size of Goldfish.

But you couldn't play with it though!"

I could play catch the finger. Dip one into the tank so the Shark rushes up to bite, only for me to pull out before something serious happens.

A technique which is very safe

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Great White Shark the size of Goldfish.

But you couldn't play with it though!

I could play catch the finger. Dip one into the tank so the Shark rushes up to bite, only for me to pull out before something serious happens.

A technique which is very safe

"

That made me SNORT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A giant mudskipper(Gobie), I'd love watching him/her come out their big aquarium, then walking up to take a wee pet treat

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Great White Shark the size of Goldfish.

But you couldn't play with it though!

I could play catch the finger. Dip one into the tank so the Shark rushes up to bite, only for me to pull out before something serious happens.

A technique which is very safe

"

You have to cut yourself first to make it fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ooh, a rhino sized stag beetle

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"ooh, a rhino sized stag beetle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great White Shark the size of Goldfish.

But you couldn't play with it though!

I could play catch the finger. Dip one into the tank so the Shark rushes up to bite, only for me to pull out before something serious happens.

A technique which is very safe

You have to cut yourself first to make it fun "

My god circumsistion by minature shark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooh, a rhino sized stag beetle

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I like insects lol,

a giant sized jumping spider would be great too...Alsatian sized..as long as it was veryvery friendly lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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I like insects lol,

a giant sized jumping spider would be great too...Alsatian sized..as long as it was veryvery friendly lol "

And jumping on you every time you came home from being out all day.....You would be breaking into a sweat every time you put key in door! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great White Shark the size of Goldfish.

But you couldn't play with it though!

I could play catch the finger. Dip one into the tank so the Shark rushes up to bite, only for me to pull out before something serious happens.

A technique which is very safe

That made me SNORT! "

Just picture it

"Here little fishy Dip, out, Dip, out, Dip, out, Dip, out.........OK OK why is Sharky jumping out the tank?

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


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I like insects lol,

"

I like them to.....Because they not alsatian sized and are easily squished!!! lol

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Just picture it

"Here little fishy Dip, out, Dip, out, Dip, out, Dip, out.........OK OK why is Sharky jumping out the tank? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I like insects lol,

a giant sized jumping spider would be great too...Alsatian sized..as long as it was veryvery friendly lol

And jumping on you every time you came home from being out all day.....You would be breaking into a sweat every time you put key in door! LOL "

itd be defanged lol..I dont wanna end up a soft squishy painful mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think on a grand scale you could have a complete eco system in a swimming pool or large green house, how fantastic would that be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I like insects lol,

I like them to.....Because they not alsatian sized and are easily squished!!! lol"

awwwwww, I watched what looked like a flying ant war today...looked pretty brutal, wish I'd taken my camera!

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

itd be defanged lol..I dont wanna end up a soft squishy painful mess"

Imagine it sitting in its fluffy spider bed in the corner as you got comfy on the sofa to watch a movie.....

and POUNCE!!!! Its on you and you have just pooped your pants! LOL

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Think on a grand scale you could have a complete eco system in a swimming pool or large green house, how fantastic would that be "

Would be great....just NO giant insects

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think on a grand scale you could have a complete eco system in a swimming pool or large green house, how fantastic would that be

Would be great....just NO giant insects "

wOos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse sized seahorse for riding around the ocean in, you could round up fish like cattle and be a rancher of the sea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a kangaroo sized squirrel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A horse sized seahorse for riding around the ocean in, you could round up fish like cattle and be a rancher of the sea "

and if u fancy going in drag, dress up as the little mermaid

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"

Would be great....just NO giant insects

wOos!"

Yip!

Find me a cute furry one and I may reconsider...

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


" a kangaroo sized squirrel"

Mind your nuts

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"A horse sized seahorse for riding around the ocean in, you could round up fish like cattle and be a rancher of the sea "

IF you were the man from Atlantis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Would be great....just NO giant insects

wOos!

Yip!

Find me a cute furry one and I may reconsider... "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP_iTUFOroQ

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Thats not an insect

I want it modified so it cant jump and only has 1 set of eyes

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