FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can't do ...........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What things can't you do when something else is going on ...................

I have just worked out you can't play candy crush when you have the visual effects of a migraine going on .......... lol - you can't post or read properly on here either ........ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't pee standing up when there's men at the urinal

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there."

I only want to sniff the seat afterwards, get over it pfffft

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

I only want to sniff the seat afterwards, get over it pfffft

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running off with the loo roll wasnt funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Either there are a lot of very clever people on here or no-one is playing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

I only want to sniff the seat afterwards, get over it pfffft

running off with the loo roll wasnt funny

What?? I left sand paper to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there."

I can't wee in a public toilet without flushing first because I don't like anyone hearing me. I could never poo in a public loo either or, god forbid, at work

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

I only want to sniff the seat afterwards, get over it pfffft

running off with the loo roll wasnt funny

What?? I left sand paper to use

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I wiped my arse across the floor...if its good enough for my woofer.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant play computer games- or one armed bandits

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I cant sneeze and keep my eyes open at the same time

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I cant sneeze and keep my eyes open at the same time

That is a physical impossibility anyway.

I can't whistle.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can't watch the tv when Emmernation Enders is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't concentrate on a night shift when I'm reading the forums...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to give up the triathlon, coz I couldn't ride a bike underwater....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant watch England without swearing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't hear a thing when I yawn.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I can't ride a bicycle...or swim....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

Haha I find it hard to concentrate!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to give up the triathlon, coz I couldn't ride a bike underwater....

why oh why do I read your posts with a mouthful of drink ............... cos it never stays there lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

I only want to sniff the seat afterwards, get over it pfffft

running off with the loo roll wasnt funny

What?? I left sand paper to use

I wiped my arse across the floor...if its good enough for my woofer.......

You probably both need worming

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

I cant hear the phrase 'romcom' or 'feelgood' in relation to films without going bleurgh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

concentration issues!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

Neither can I! It makes me want to bite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't open a packet of chocolate digestives, and only eat two

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I can't wink with my right eye, only my left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't go a whole 24 hours without perving on fab !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't wink with my right eye, only my left"

u have to practise lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I can't wink with my right eye, only my left

u have to practise lol

I've tried! I look even more of a twat than usual when I attempt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't yawn with my mouth shut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant sneeze and keep my eyes open at the same time

That is a physical impossibility anyway.

I can't whistle."

Not even on a very windy day with a short skirt on and no knickers?

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By *ancatMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I can't watch football with out wanting to shoot my self .

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"I cant sneeze and keep my eyes open at the same time

That is a physical impossibility anyway.

I can't whistle.

Not even on a very windy day with a short skirt on and no knickers?

I couldn't possibly say if I ever go outside in a short skirt and no knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

concentration issues!"

It's a but like patting your head and rubbing your tummy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wake up on the 1st alarm xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cant wake up on the 1st alarm xx"

how do you know it went off then?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

concentration issues!

It's a but like patting your head and rubbing your tummy! "

but doesn't feel quite as nice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't watch anything with Jim Carey in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't look at Tony Blair without feeling nauseus .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't pleasure myself with my left hand.....well perhaps I could with lots of practise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wink with both eyes, can only wink with my right eye..... On the plus side I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

My favourite comment in any post so far lol made me giggle out loud xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

I can't wee in a public toilet without flushing first because I don't like anyone hearing me. I could never poo in a public loo either or, god forbid, at work

Sounds like synchronised peeing

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

right now im not allowed to post on forums .......................apparently im being really cheeky tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant burp,but boy can a parp

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I can't suck a cock if my pussy is being licked

I thought ladies could multi task,,,

,, tsk,

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there.

I only want to sniff the seat afterwards, get over it pfffft

running off with the loo roll wasnt funny

What?? I left sand paper to use

I wiped my arse across the floor...if its good enough for my woofer.......

You probably both need worming

Or your anal glands emptying - I've got the rubber gloves

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I cant kiss my elbows. ...and neither can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I have the feeling I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Today I have the feeling I couldn't get laid in a whorehouse. "

I can match that with a couldn't get laid even as a sex worker in a brothel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't blow up a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I attend a circus act where the lion tamer puts his head in the lions mouth.. I cant help tossing a rowntree fruit gum into the lions mouth at the same time lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant poo in a public toilet when others are in there."

That's called basic etiquette. Wait until they have finished then poo when the cubicle is free ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I attend a circus act where the lion tamer puts his head in the lions mouth.. I cant help tossing a rowntree fruit gum into the lions mouth at the same time lol !"

Evil, people like you should be locked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant orgasm without my back going into spasm ( not painful) , i look like more of an idiot post coitus than i do usually

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cant read a book if someone in house watching tv.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't sneeze without something totally gross coming out!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can't wink with my right eye, only my left"

+1 .. Same for me.

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