FabSwingers.com forum: stupid injuries....

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

okay.... since I just brought it up in another thread..

I managed to injure myself... dislocated my shoulder... whilst ten pin bowling....

thats me non swinging injury...

my most stupid swinging injury was 8 stitches in the top of my head (no not that one!!!) after a stray kinky boot caught me!!

so what are your most silly swinging and non swinging injuries....

p.s not taking having a foot run over... I have done that as well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fell up the stairs and broke my thumb.... and injured and bruised my back after a guy thought it was a good idea to pull me off the side of the hot tub...... i was not amused lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken a finger, also whilst ten pin bowling.... Bloody finger didn't come out of the ball.... I said ouch.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

I sprained my ankle really badly just last week while rushing down the steps outside my front door trying to get the bins out before the lorry left. Stacked it right in front of everyone too, was pretty embarrassing.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I am the clumsiest person I know... broken every single toe at least once.. not had a swinging injury.... touch wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im pretty much intact

the odd bruise from swinging

Superglue in my eye once

Ran over my finger while using a sewing machine....twice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated my shoulder showing my 5 year old son how should 'really' ride his bike, oh how the nurse did laugh when she'd stiched and strapped me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cracked a rib and was in agony for a few weeks. Then banged my head against the fireplace and ended up with a dent and a bruise. He was told to be a bit more gentle after that

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By *rjeremyMan
over a year ago

planet earth

I used to wear a full length trench coat everywhere, eventualy a tear in the lining appeared right at the bottom of one of coat tails. One night when locking up after work I got my foot caught in it and tore the tendons. I couldn't walk for 10 days thereafter.

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By *ick and tockCouple
over a year ago

wigan

i broke my back on my jetski had to have metal rods plates and screws in it and on my motorbike i had to have took out a carpal bone took out and half my radius bone out my arm and metal plates in my right leg i am now a walking metal man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tore all the ligaments around my knee whilst trying to open a sash window whilst stood on a sofa (said window was painted shut I soon found out)

I've damaged the ligaments in my thumb falling down the stairs sober and bare foot!

I've fallen up the stairs in heels whilst holding a glass of wine and didn't spill a drop

Last week I was stupidly clumsy... In a space of 24 hours I cut my toe open on the wardrobe, stubbed my big toe taking the bins out, tripped up getting into bed, burnt my thumb on pizza and cut my hip on a door handle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non Swinging ............ concussion for two weeks from the tailgate of my car ..........

Swinging ........... got fatlipped twice !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell down manhole running for bus broke ankle had to be winched out by fire brigade

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

knocked myself out once showing my younger sister how to duck being hit by a rolled up book...

ducked right into a metal railing!!!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha Naughty bets all those..jumps out of bed with cramp steps on Coke bottle slips and breaks the small bone in her leg...A&E needed 3 weeks to spot the break ... next one she slips in her heels falls and shoulder out..the list is endless...some are fun some are upppssss that hurts Relaxed

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Sex related injury - a broken arm after getting it wedged between the bars of my wrought iron bedstead

Swinging related injury - a black eye from a gentleman's elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had my little finger dislocated by a friend in the throws of passion at Cupids a couple of months ago - stuck out at a very odd angle and wouldn't pop back in for love nor money (or painkillers and alcohol!!).

Good job her hand wasn't elsewhere!!

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Don't laugh!

Pull my back getting off the loo . Was off work for 3weeks , had accupunture and a tens machine connected to the needles to sort me out.

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Sneezed and gave myself a hernia.

One operation and 2weeks off work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've broken a finger, also whilst ten pin bowling.... Bloody finger didn't come out of the ball.... I said ouch."

That's made me giggle out loud sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to fix leak in loft ex wife nagged so much i went in loft which was not boarded at time i was nude and was in bad mood i lost balance went through roof legs either side of beam lots of blood and splinters in places you can only imagine was in hospital two weeks due to complications. Ex wife was bothered about the mess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago at a rave, an over enthusiastic e'd up raver literally came running at me to give me a hug with his fag hanging out his mouth and gave me a big fag burn right on the end of my nose! It was there for bloody weeks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fired my pistol in a very very confined space , The resulting blast took 40 % of The sight from my right eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging related injuries:-

bad back from being thrown back too far ( I couldn't move for 2 days)

sore mouth from biting

cum in my eye - stung like hell

Bruises

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

non swinging - broken toe from dropping a bottle of malibu on it as i fell down the open cellar as a barmaid .....the barman broke my fall as he was coming bk up from changing a barrel

swinging- a very nasty steering wheel burn on my leg from some front seat shenanigans bit like a carpet burn but deeper and more painfull and i still have a purple scar to this day

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

bump so a not so serious thread is on page 1.... lol

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oooh me last injury not so swinging related by is a little...

broke my toe getting out of club F's hottub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bump so a not so serious thread is on page 1.... lol"

bump so it stays at the top,

, not literally cos then i may have to make a sensible post on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been covered in bruises through pole dancing.

Broken my toes as a shoe came flying off when I was running.

Pulled my Achilles tendon and had my leg in plaster.

No swinging related injuries.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Bruised my cock on a buttplug once!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh I broke my fingers when a commercial bin lid slammed over on my fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bruised my cock on a buttplug once!"

almost touche

ive bruised my butt on a cock many a time

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Broke my collar bone while trying to prove I could still use a skateboard. As it turns out I couldn't.

Swinging injury - can't think of any except carpet burns & stubble rash, when I say stubble rash I actually lost a few layers of skin off my lady bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was useing a angle grinder when it kicked and hit me in the balls.

went through my jeans and boxers

cut the skin was luck a few inchs over and it would of been painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cleaning an electric hand blender , as i was wiping it i turned it on (yes it was still plugged in derrr)

ripped through my thumb opps

swinging related had my cock squeezed so hard it made blood blisters in my helmet ouchxx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I was a kid I injured my knee badly. I was busy trying to kick my brother in the nuts, when the git reacted more quickly than I thought possible. He grabbed my foot and yanked it, so I went down on my knee. 2 weeks off school, a month off PE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dislocated my shoulder several years ago falling over our open oven door.

Only swinging injury was Andy badly spraining his ankle falling down the bottom three stairs of someone's very steep staircase. Me and a very good friend of ours both think he broke it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dented my pride trying to Kung-Fu kick a punch-bag, when I missed it completely and ended up flat on my back surrounded by some of my work colleagues who were all pissing themselves laughing….

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I once had a dream that I could fly. In my dream I crashed while I was flying and I must have been thrashing about in my sleep because when I woke up I had pulled a muscle in my back. I was in agony for days!

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Once had a full large gas bottle (the kind used in Coke machines dropped onto my big toe when I was barefoot

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

When I was younger I fell off my bike and broke my leg. Had a full cast on. When I turned 21 hospital realised my leg had not been set straight. Major knee surgery I now have 5 staples and a plate in.

Bent down to put a plate on the table and put my back out 1 month off work. Lol.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Had a garage fall on my head! Well, a beam from a concrete sectional garage to be exact. It fell from one end and landed on me as I was walking past so I took a lot of the force away. Went to hospital and had a four inch long gash superglued up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had a swinging injury yet apart from carpet burns to my knees and they don't count.

Non swinging injury was to my eye, I was in a foul mood on my way to work, I stopped at a cash machine only for my mountain bike to fall over. I picked it up in an even worse mood and the handlebar end hit me just under my right eye, small cut and a nice black eye after that I wascin a slightly less angry mood LoL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke my foot walking home after a few drinks a few weekends ago. Only twisted on it so how I ended up breaking a bone I don't know.

I wasn't swinging but I once got a little too ambitious whilst fucking doggy and on the out stroke went a little too far, cock popped out, moved a bit to left and I tried to ram back in full speed where there was no hole

Instant major pain, egg sized lump under my balls, loss of erection. Following morning I woke up and my balls were the size of a melon! Off to A&E I went. Said I blew a blood vessel and that basically my scrotum was full of blood. Only place I had no pain was in the bath as everything floated

Over the following three weeks my cock also turned a variety of colours from black to purple to yellow. Not an experience I wish to repeat!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've had my jaw dislocated a few times whilst a (slightly over average) cock has been in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head butted a guy in a dark room at a club. Didn't know he was there. Anyway lump on my head and he suffered a heavy nose bleed. Awkward he didn't come anywhere near my afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to go to A&E when I dropped an ironing board on my big toe lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my mates thought it would be fun to have a stone fight on a construction yard and I ended up with my head split open

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

Injuries ive seen but not had.

Five a side football, ball kicked to goal came back off the wall and hit a guy in the bollocks. Both pushed back inside.

Guy having sex, valve that let blood out of cock stayed closed. Blood still going in. He passed out, ambulance called taken to hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strangest injury was caused by me literally crossing the cross and tearing my hamstring.

I haven't had any swinging related injuries but my OH did fall out of a hottub. The position he was in, one leg stuck over with his backside and all his bits showing wasn't exactly the most flattering. He had huge bruises on the back of his legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 fractured wrists, various abrasions which were deep enough to require hospital attention, wrecked several hundreds of pounds clothing and bike - riding no handed and adjusting my MP3 player. (Actually had more injuries in that accident than I did the 2 times I've been hit by cars

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4 months of pain, at one point unable to walk more than 50 metres without stopping to recover, several weeks of 2 or 3 Osteopath sessions a week - put my back out being sick while d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non-swinging I accidentally got a major degree burn form scolding my thumb/index finger whilst making up one of my babies bottles recently

Swinging was a few years ago and the bed we were having fun on collapsed and I slipped a disc in my back it took bloody ages to heal n still isn't 100% right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated jaw from a football. Snapped finger tips from a basketball. Chipped tooth from another football. And people wonder why I don't play any sports.

Wife broke her wrist turning around at the top of the stairs and hitting the banister. And also roller-skating. She has also snapped her coccyx falling of a horse.

No swinging injuries to date thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tipped a kettle full of boiling water over my leg, I was very polite and said ouch before running around like a headless chicken screaming

No swinging mishaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell off my horse and landed on my face broken nose and lost 2 front teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non swinging related, fractured my right arm in 6 places whilst my push bike on the lawn, wasn't right for years and still swells up occasionally meaning a hospital stay each time

crashed a motorbike on the same lawn when the throttle stuck and badly cut my leg required numerous stitches at A&E.

Whilst Helping my dad and a some corogated steel fell down and cut my face again stitches at A&E I've got a big file down there now!

Swinging related a lady made my cock bleed sucking it I think she cut it on her teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to climb out my attic I fell onto the ladder which I fell off, stood up, tripped over the leg of the ladder and fell all the way down my stairs knocking myself out on the front door and cracking 3 ribs... ouch!

Also slipped on ice fractured my skull and spinal injuries from motorbike accidents...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinging injuries.... playing in the shower and fainting from lack of fluids and total exhaustion and denting my ego by falling off my bed during oral....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging injuries.... playing in the shower and fainting from lack of fluids and total exhaustion and denting my ego by falling off my bed during oral....

Oral my ARSE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broke 2 ribs going on a slip n slide in my garden one summers eve enjoyed it that much went down again and broke another one

And tore the ligaments in my knee and broke my spindles on the open staircase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swinging injuries.... playing in the shower and fainting from lack of fluids and total exhaustion and denting my ego by falling off my bed during oral....

Oral my ARSE

OK rimming then, or TRYING too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislocated my shoulder showing my 5 year old son how should 'really' ride his bike, oh how the nurse did laugh when she'd stiched and strapped me up

Pmsl,

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