FabSwingers.com forum: How long should it take a woman to get ready ?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman! "

men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im minimum 2 hrs!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let us guys know if you ever meet a woman that can take just 20 mins to get ready that would be a marvel to watch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hours and hours...

Ffs.....shower..hair, nails,makeup, clothes and 2 hrs for shoes alone....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theoretically 20 mins, but by the time she has picked up clothes towels etc. in the bathroom cleaned the bath/shower/handbasin after Mr has been in there, re-ironed his shirt and jeans etc. it takes a wee bit longer... at least it used to be like that in my house. lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman! "

it takes as long as it takes!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me (beccy) 2hrs min

pete 3hrs plus because nine times out of ten he has fallen asleep in the bath lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

It takes as long as it takes

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always takes me half an hour longer than the time agreed ... no exceptions lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 minutes or 12 hours I really don't care providing she feels comfortable and good about herself at the end of the preparations and trust me guys allowing her time for that is worth it in the end because the better she feels the better time she will have and that means the better time you will have

simplzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

would rather wait for the real thing

no matter how long it takes

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well 2 hrs gone so far! Maybe i should have helped

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Well 2 hrs gone so far! Maybe i should have helped

would you have been a help or a hinderance???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

so can i ...Im very wash and go !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can manage in an hr including shower hair nails makeup and getting dressed :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be ready and out in 15 mins.

In the mornings i can be up, showered, shaved, dressed, a quick coffee and out in 15 mins easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it depends.....

On their natural beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can get ready in about a hour, that includes running the bath and getting my clothes ready if im getting changed again once out, ie going to a club, if im just going to the pub and dont need to sort a change of clothes out i can do it in about 45 mins, dont take me long, but then i look shit at the end of it lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full works excluding nails, 2h, including nails, 24h as I like to do them overnight in order to dry them properly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman!

it takes as long as it takes!!!!!"

Yep...that would be my answer - men don't get it bless them. A playmate of mine phoned to see if I was free - said he'd pick me up in an hour - I said I had other plans, but next time give me more notice.

Didn't have the heart to say "one hour?" By the time I had a shower, shaved, done my hair etc - well that's a two hour jobbie right there - and I've not even mentioned undies, clothes, shoes and perfume -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never really timed myself getting ready.

For work I can be up and out within half an hour but then I went for a meal with friends last night, I had my shower at 3pm and left the house at just gone 6pm

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I usually give myself an hour... that includes running a bath, washing hair, doing my nails, make-up and sorting out clothes and play-bag.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oooooooooooh ive only just noticed this one!!! Maybe i wouldnt take as long to get ready if ya left me alone whilst trying to shower you randy bugger

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol"
well said that lady!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

Now that we'd all pay to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually give myself an hour... that includes running a bath, washing hair, doing my nails, make-up and sorting out clothes and play-bag."

woss in yer bag then?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lolwell said that lady!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last night i not only took over an hour to get ready but i pulled all my wardrobe apart and thew everthing on the floor looking for the right dress to wear!

took over an hour to put away today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends Ex would start at 5 on a Saturday to go out at 8. Men are more organised so it only takes me 30 mins like most men lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Bloody Hell K takes for ever, yesterday for instance we were 1 1/2 hrs late got to our meet and they said 's'ok we know you'll never be on time we've been shopping and had lunch!'

(gonna hide now incase she reads this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman! "

Some women can take 20min just to do their eyebrows alone!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman!

Some women can take 20min just to do their eyebrows alone!!!

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i can go off people ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman!

Some women can take 20min just to do their eyebrows alone!!!

i can go off people ya know

I was referring to myself!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman!

Some women can take 20min just to do their eyebrows alone!!!

i can go off people ya know

I was referring to myself!!!

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oh ok .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing my face in about 15min last night was the shortest ever!

I normally take at least 1h on the face alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing my face in about 15min last night was the shortest ever!

I normally take at least 1h on the face alone!

Funny enough I never really look at faces that much...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Depends on what im getting ready for as to how long it takes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing my face in about 15min last night was the shortest ever!

I normally take at least 1h on the face alone!

Funny enough I never really look at faces that much...

Good job I don't usually wear make up then!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

A woman takes all the time it takess. End of!!

You know we are worth the wait....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A woman takes all the time it takess. End of!!

You know we are worth the wait....

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fankoo sensible words at last ..just call me loreal!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OT, however, do the gents get a kick out of watching us ladies getting ready?

I know some enjoy the process of watching an ugly duckling transformed into a swan.

Or making myself more presentable in my case!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Loreal ..... I think I love you!! MWAH XXXXX

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

oor lass arny taks 15 mins ,,,mind thats if i pre heat the oven

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol"

18 mins it took to chose and another 12 to get ready lol

Tell ya im Speedy Gonzalez

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol

18 mins it took to chose and another 12 to get ready lol

Tell ya im Speedy Gonzalez "
you took longer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol

18 mins it took to chose and another 12 to get ready lol

Tell ya im Speedy Gonzalez you took longer!!!

Yeah but he looked great...

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol

18 mins it took to chose and another 12 to get ready lol

Tell ya im Speedy Gonzalez you took longer!!!

Didn't!!!!! I was logged in here for 50 mins, went to cash point with snoggy and washed the car along with a bit of ironing and was still ready first.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well i can don a frock, heels and put some slap on in well under 20 mins i recon

OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh but how long does it take a guy to decide which of his shirts to wear lol

18 mins it took to chose and another 12 to get ready lol

Tell ya im Speedy Gonzalez you took longer!!!

Didn't!!!!! I was logged in here for 50 mins, went to cash point with snoggy and washed the car along with a bit of ironing and was still ready first.

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well i wudda taken the same amount of time.......shower?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive said this before and no doubt I will say it again, in my house I am the fastest at getting ready for anything.

I decide what Im wearing while asking the kids to wear what I have picked out for them, I turn around and either Steven or one of my girls is asking the stupid question of "what do I wear?" I run my bath (which involves beating the boiler many times to get enough hot water) ask kids again to put on what I want them to wear, I get dried, I tell hubby what to wear after leaving him for 20 mins to choose between 3 shirts

I put my face on and do my hair, I shout at the kids to "get dressed in what I picked or you aint going" turn round to put on clothes and hubby is still not dressed!!

seperate kids who are now fighting over a necklace, ask hubby to hurry up or we will be late, dress kids who are now vying for the other ones blood,

shout "Im ready and leaving in 1 minute no matter what your wearing you had enough warnings" put my shoes on hubby asks where his wallet/keys/watch/some other stupid thing he doesnt need cos I have it in me bag

Drag the kids out their bedrooms asking why they havent done their hair at which point I decide its not worth it and call my mate to watch them while hubby and I (the only ones actually dressed and ready to leave the house) go where ever it was we were going!!!

Shona

x x x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Bloody Hell K takes for ever, yesterday for instance we were 1 1/2 hrs late got to our meet and they said 's'ok we know you'll never be on time we've been shopping and had lunch!'

(gonna hide now incase she reads this)"

She read it and you're dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely 20 mins is enough for any woman! "

For work in a morning 30 mins, but going out for a night its bound to take longer. You men would wine if we didn’t look our best.

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