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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this morning as I went to pour myself a nice hot cup of strong black coffee a nasty earwig crawled across my counter. The earwig met a sudden and violent death accompanied with some choice explanitives on what I think of him and his kind. Got me to wondering though...which kinds of creepy crawlies do you least like finding in your home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

letters from the tax man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jehovas witnesses.

But they keep moving when I try to swat them with my shoe.

Slippery bastards...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jehovas witnesses.

But they keep moving when I try to swat them with my shoe.

Slippery bastards... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my chameleon mikey dosnt mind any of them in fact the more there is the happier he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs ewwwwww

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Jehovas witnesses.

But they keep moving when I try to swat them with my shoe.

Slippery bastards... "

I have the perfect reply to them. As soo as they start, I hold up my hand and say

I'm an Episcaphalian Buddhist and my Guru is Ranjit Singh. He lives over a chippy in the next town and I am unable to discuss any aspect of religion other than through him. If you would like to call back at (insert time), I will forward my thoughts and request through the ether and arrange said meeting, which must as according to our religion becompleted completely naked.

Shuts em up

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I ask them if they'd like to join me in giving blood

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows


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I have the perfect reply to them. As soo as they start, I hold up my hand and say

I'm an Episcaphalian Buddhist and my Guru is Ranjit Singh. He lives over a chippy in the next town and I am unable to discuss any aspect of religion other than through him. If you would like to call back at (insert time), I will forward my thoughts and request through the ether and arrange said meeting, which must as according to our religion becompleted completely naked.

Shuts em up "

Then the guy thinks for a minute and comes back with "By the way I am a part time tantric sex practitioner, would you like to get naked and jiggy with me , I have my bullets " lol

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