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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Set the scene !!!

Pull up on my motorbike at work , take off crash helmet stroll in to the Golden Arches !!!

"Large capachino please mate !!! Thanks "

Walks out the door stroll to work !

Lady walking towards me with a sausage dog !!

"Can I stoke him ?" (Me)

"Yes of course" (her)

Stroke the little fella he's loving it I walk off thinking what a quality little dog !!!

Then couldn't help thinking can that little fella lick his balls like all the other dogs or because he's a sausage dog is that to awkward for him ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a random thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sausage dogs actually taste of sausage?

*answers on a postcard!

**from Korea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What varieties do they come in? Lincolnshire, cumberland etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What varieties do they come in? Lincolnshire, cumberland etc"

I prefer chipolatas

Yeah because all dogs are in proportion

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oh ! Ok, I'll admit to being somewhat disappointed. I thought he was going to eat you or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was well happy I got to see the little fella he kick started my day I only thought about him licking his balls as he was licking me and I thought dogs lick tgere balls better wash my hands then thought mind you can he lick his balls hence the sausage dog story lol

Dunno why there called sausage dogs anyway ! Snakes arnt called sausage snakes because there long ? This convo I can see ending up very long haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And Ryan thanks lol nice to know someone wanted me savaged by the most in scary looking dog I've ever seen although your right would have a been a story lol

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

it just goes to show the random thoughts that go through a mans mind!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unusual to see a sausage dog, they are not very common. I tried to buy two some years ago, couldn't get two from one litter. There were waiting lists, so I rang Dachshund rescue, they laughed and said it was rare one actually needed 'rescueing'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've seen a few but this one had so much character he knew he was a bit of a ledgend the way he was bowling around London with his head held high tail in the air and stumpy legs moving a hundred miles an hour haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we used to have a long haired miniture sausage dog and she used to lick her bum but our minature poodle never did.

theres a family down our road who got 5 rough haired minature sausage dogs, they had to go to devon to get them.

and there used to be 2 women who had lots of them, they bred them and used to take them to shows.

we got ours for half the price when she was 2 because the owner wanted to breed from her but she couldnt have any more puppies after having 1 and had to be spayed.

when we are walking in the woods we see a lady with a sausage dog and she was telling us that a squirrel fell out of a tree and fell onto the dogs back and the dog killed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We cooked one once, they taste of bratwurst.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Do you all have adhd around here?... utterly random

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