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carrying condoms mishap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So are you one who will always carry a condom with you? I always have 2 in my wallet hidden in one of the card slots. After a meet recently I stuck a few more in been prepared, however they provided the condoms instead and I didn't use mine. I left them in the wallet, but today I was at work and when taking my wallet out whilst talking to my colleagues they spilled out everywhere for them all to see.

I quickly scooped them up and no one said a word, this was very embarrassing though! Has others had a similar mishap before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should all be applauding you and not laughing .....

well done that man for being prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They should all be applauding you and not laughing .....

well done that man for being prepared "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep ! I often stuff up to 30 in my bag ( gang bangs use a lot! ) I went to tesco on way to get a bottle of wine and pulled my money out my bag and all the condoms fluttered over the counter in front of the whole queue lol - plus I was dressed .... Erm to party .... Oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha! If it was my friends I wouldn't care, it's the fact it was at work where we are suppose to have a bit of professionalism about us oops....

Saying that we all have sex professionalism doesn't come into that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't be embarassed, Always better to be safe than sorry. Just shows how responsible you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep ! I often stuff up to 30 in my bag ( gang bangs use a lot! ) I went to tesco on way to get a bottle of wine and pulled my money out my bag and all the condoms fluttered over the counter in front of the whole queue lol - plus I was dressed .... Erm to party .... Oops "

Bet that brought of smiles to there faces

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now they know why you take so long in the toilets ...

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I do this nearly every day walking into work!! No matter which coat I put on, no matter how carefully I peer into my pocket to take out my passes. A big LARGE gold condom always drops to the floor or skimms 10ft across it, depending how avidly I take them out. Last happened on Friday where the fucker sneaked between the two of them after I checked and re-checked.. obviously with one or two noticing

This is, this happens in the very well marbled foyer where greeters and security guard are there to give you a nice smile and a pat down.

They just wait with smiles now lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Haha! If it was my friends I wouldn't care, it's the fact it was at work where we are suppose to have a bit of professionalism about us oops....

Saying that we all have sex professionalism doesn't come into that."

If you had loads they probably went home thinking what a lucky sod you were.

I always have some in my bag. You never know if you might catch someones eye in Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Haha! If it was my friends I wouldn't care, it's the fact it was at work where we are suppose to have a bit of professionalism about us oops....

Saying that we all have sex professionalism doesn't come into that.

If you had loads they probably went home thinking what a lucky sod you were.

I always have some in my bag. You never know if you might catch someones eye in Morrisons. "

Exactly! Always ready for action. And where's the fun in just going just the once too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do this nearly every day walking into work!! No matter which coat I put on, no matter how carefully I peer into my pocket to take out my passes. A big LARGE gold condom always drops to the floor or skimms 10ft across it, depending how avidly I take them out. Last happened on Friday where the fucker sneaked between the two of them after I checked and re-checked.. obviously with one or two noticing

This is, this happens in the very well marbled foyer where greeters and security guard are there to give you a nice smile and a pat down.

They just wait with smiles now lol "

Everyone knows there's only 3 condom sizes.. Small, medium and LIAR

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I used to deliver car parts. One day I put a load of loose nuts and bolts in my pocket. I got to the garage and told the guy to hold his hands out for them and emptied my pocket, out came the nuts and bolts and a tampon!! (Unused!)

I was mortified!! Forgot it was there. He just laughed.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should've said that you used to be in the scouts and you're always prepared.

I'd not be embarrassed. At least they'll know you're careful.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I used to deliver car parts. One day I put a load of loose nuts and bolts in my pocket. I got to the garage and told the guy to hold his hands out for them and emptied my pocket, out came the nuts and bolts and a tampon!! (Unused!)

I was mortified!! Forgot it was there. He just laughed. "

Lol @ feeling the need to add (unused)

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby


"I used to deliver car parts. One day I put a load of loose nuts and bolts in my pocket. I got to the garage and told the guy to hold his hands out for them and emptied my pocket, out came the nuts and bolts and a tampon!! (Unused!)

I was mortified!! Forgot it was there. He just laughed.

Lol @ feeling the need to add (unused) "

Just in case hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had all mine turfed out my suitcase by customs on the way to Crete in front of fellow Holliday makers. Didn't get to use any of them anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I left a packet under my motor bike seat and put the bike in for a service totally forgetting they were there and remembered later on, dredded going to get the bike they never said a word...so not all bad lol

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