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Machine to predict when you may die

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It the Mirror today there's an artical about a new laser machine that can help predict when we will die.

Apparently it measures how our bits are ageing and from the info gathered, our doctors can tell us how long we've got left.

Doctors could have them within three years.

Would love to know if it's worth saving for my old age

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I do not want to know when I will die

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"It the Mirror today there's an artical about a new laser machine that can help predict when we will die.

Apparently it measures how our bits are ageing and from the info gathered, our doctors can tell us how long we've got left.

Doctors could have them within three years.

Would love to know if it's worth saving for my old age "

Agree No point in saving for a rainy day, if your not going to be around to enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather not know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the laser is actually a covert death ray???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say you have a fairly short life expectancy if some wankhead keeps pointing lasers at you lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kate said, if I keep lusting after her sister, she'll tell me when I'm going to die

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I've faced death five times I ain't ready to go yet lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live while you can, and die when you can't help it thats my motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enough with all the dying talk...im under the knife on wednesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enough with all the dying talk...im under the knife on wednesday "

Good luck huni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enough with all the dying talk...im under the knife on wednesday

Good luck huni "

thank you

"sits quivering in the corner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to know. When my times up, my time will be up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Enough with all the dying talk...im under the knife on wednesday

Good luck huni

thank you

"sits quivering in the corner" "

Aww I'm sure you'll be fine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yerrr

yet another scar to add to the rest....

name change after to scar....let

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can it predict the exact moment you get hit by a car while crossing the road?!

These sorts of machines are pointless. It only takes into account that you'll remain healthy right up to the moment you die.

No doubt some of the people that regularly appear on Jeremy Kyle will have the laser test done and instantly think they'll be fin riding their stolen mopeds without a helmet through a building site because a doctor with a torch in a box told them that they're not going to die until they're 87!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't sound that amazing. I know my car should last 20 years but that's not to say it won't be involved in an accident or have a part fail on it before then.

Be the same with me, my bits may stay in one piece for another 50 years assuming that nothing happens outside of the thing being measured by the laser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of beep ....what if you die of an accident ie plane,car,

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

It funny but years ago when I was mid teens, I got told I never see my 40th birthday. The lady who told me refused money and all requests to explain.

I lost my sight though a accident 3 months before I was 40. Wonder if she invented it

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