FabSwingers.com forum: Thick as Thieves.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crackhead in a discount store, half an hour ago, wants to buy an assortment of useless shit and has a tenner in her hand. Typically nervous, couldnt stop talking bullshit and couldnt wait to leave.

Finally drops herself in it by offering to give the guy at the counter the odd pennies, pulls her purse out of her handbag and opens it up in front of him.

Next thing you know, he's pulling stolen stuff out of her purse one by one:

"And how about you pay for these and these and these?!!"

You know how an addict will act when they're caught red handed. It was a mistake, I accidentally put stuff from various parts of the store in my purse and my purse in my handbag without realising.

He made her buy everything she'd planned to steal with the tenner in her hand, refused to take no for an answer, then sent her on her merry way.

Perfect!