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Whats the worst thing you have got on your curtains

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

And how did you get it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which curtains are ya on about then?? (beef) lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lasagne on top of livin room curtains curteosy of small child with excellent aim!! and vanish removed it!! beef curtains tut tut such childish behavoiur in here!!! xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Which curtains are ya on about then?? (beef) lol xx "

Its a disaster! it wont come off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood........and lots of it

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Blood........and lots of it "

Oooo thats bad! Not surfing the crimson tide on the sofa were ya?

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Sudacrem My daughter decided to change her dolls nappy when she was a tot and I didn't see her get the giant tub of sudacrem, it was everywhere!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Sudacrem My daughter decided to change her dolls nappy when she was a tot and I didn't see her get the giant tub of sudacrem, it was everywhere!"

White stuff is a bugger to get of curtains i can tell ya! wish it was only sudacrem here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nomally I can get the thing off my living room curtains by rattling a box of GoCat bisuits and stupid cat jumps down

But the worst things were Sudacream and egg white lovingly put there by child one and two when only just learning to walk both seemed to like staggering over to the window and sitting down on the floor length curtains when told sit on the towel and watch TV while mum gets fresh nappies, walk 2 paces to pick up nappy (which afore mentioned kid had thrown away) and turn round kid is sitting on curtains

How do you get heavy velvet curtains with cat claw marks back to normal?? Stupid made huge holes in them by climbing them when we go out!!!

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

chuff your curtain sound worse than mine! I have given up scrubbing now and will attempt to scrape them. As for mi cat well its sitting there and avoiding eye contact and grumbling a little. It looks pretty cross though

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm with Grecian - it was blood (and not mine)! or Grecian's for that matter (yet)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sookie (aka Stupid and yes when Im angry at her I do call her that and she even answers ) doesnt like going outside and doesnt like us going out - which makes docs appointments tricky lol so she shows her displeasure by wrecking things like my winter curtains, handbags, ohh and now you know why all shoes are hidden in the wardrobe or left outside the front door.

You cant leave food cooling on top of the cooker cos stupid will try a bit, she thinks she is a pedegree when she is only a farmers moggie and refuses to eat anything unless its foil wrapped and says whiskas on the front will only drink water if its bottled or fresh running out the bathroom tap - I think it was her who flooded downstairs last year (4 times)

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Sookie (aka Stupid and yes when Im angry at her I do call her that and she even answers ) doesnt like going outside and doesnt like us going out - which makes docs appointments tricky lol so she shows her displeasure by wrecking things like my winter curtains, handbags, ohh and now you know why all shoes are hidden in the wardrobe or left outside the front door.

You cant leave food cooling on top of the cooker cos stupid will try a bit, she thinks she is a pedegree when she is only a farmers moggie and refuses to eat anything unless its foil wrapped and says whiskas on the front will only drink water if its bottled or fresh running out the bathroom tap - I think it was her who flooded downstairs last year (4 times)

Shona

x x x "

Chuff me your pussy is well fussy! bottled water for the cat!!! Mine drinks anything and catches its own half the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chuff me your pussy is well fussy! bottled water for the cat!!! Mine drinks anything and catches its own half the time. "

I have a very fussy pussy with sharp claws and she knows what she likes and more to the point what she doesnt thats why there is huge holes in the velvet curtains

I tried putting her outside once she screamed like I was trying to kill her and scampered back indoors so fast she nearly knocked me down, but then idiots have been poisoning kittens up this way for the last few months so maybe Im glad she is as pampered as she is

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm with Grecian - it was blood (and not mine)! or Grecian's for that matter (yet) "

The messier the better

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

oh it will be baby xxxxx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ooo not nice! Well mine is currently sorting my curtain out! Must like cream egg i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo not nice! Well mine is currently sorting my curtain out! Must like cream egg i guess "

OK Im gonna bite why is there cream egg on your curtains???

I heard stories about your mouth and egg on your curtains is not where its meant to be you know!!

Shona

x x x

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Ooo not nice! Well mine is currently sorting my curtain out! Must like cream egg i guess

OK Im gonna bite why is there cream egg on your curtains???

I heard stories about your mouth and egg on your curtains is not where its meant to be you know!!

Shona

x x x "

I was unwrapping cream egg earlier and bit top off. said pussy then jumped on me and said cream of egg got squished and onto said curtains.! nightmare to get of it is. Ohhh said cat likes chocolate btw lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought all cats liked chocolate cos mine certainly does, and cheese and crackers and pickled onions!! Ohh and she loves mac and cheese (wtf does she not know she is a cat??)

But let that be a lesson to you sir no eating cream eggs when said pussy wants attention

Shona

x x x

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