FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Rewarding thieves !!

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With food vouchers

I was gobsmacked

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a poor excuse if they weren't in the pub all the time they could afford food or if they got off their lazy backsides I'm not able to work at the minute but bills and food come 1st

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty."

Thank God .....

I never know where my next fois gras is coming from ..... Pass the Beluga !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty."

Also to clarify that only 7 have been given out (even according to daily mail).

Can't wait for the usual suspects appearing suggesting we should birch shoplifters because they didn't have that in their day.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a poor excuse if they weren't in the pub all the time they could afford food or if they got off their lazy backsides I'm not able to work at the minute but bills and food come 1st "

Maybe they aren't in the pub all day and after there bills are paid don't have anything left to buy food.

I think it's a good idea if they genuinely need help

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.

Also to clarify that only 7 have been given out (even according to daily mail).

Can't wait for the usual suspects appearing suggesting we should birch shoplifters because they didn't have that in their day....."

If shoplifters get birched 50% of FAB will be turning lightfingered !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a poor excuse if they weren't in the pub all the time they could afford food or if they got off their lazy backsides I'm not able to work at the minute but bills and food come 1st "

How do you know they were in the pub all the time? And how do you know that they're not in the same position as you and not able to work?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not everyone is entitled to benefits and even those who are don't get a payment as soon as they make a claim - it can take weeks.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.

Also to clarify that only 7 have been given out (even according to daily mail).

Can't wait for the usual suspects appearing suggesting we should birch shoplifters because they didn't have that in their day.....

If shoplifters get birched 50% of FAB will be turning lightfingered !"

Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"It seems this is only when the police determine that people have been shoplifting food because of hunger and poverty.

Thank God .....

I never know where my next fois gras is coming from ..... Pass the Beluga !"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv seen too many of them round my way staggering out the pubs and bragging they don't need to work cos of all the different benefits they get wish I knew how to get them

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

[Removed by poster at 12/08/13 15:24:05]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?"

If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv seen too many of them round my way staggering out the pubs and bragging they don't need to work cos of all the different benefits they get wish I knew how to get them "

As only 7 have been given out and the police are doing it based on needs, I suspect they're not handing food over to those "staggering out of pubs"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?

If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life "

Right, I get it now. Sounds good.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?

If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life

Right, I get it now. Sounds good."

It is ...... I got a packet of sage and onion stuffing and I didn't even give the false teeth back !

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should try it seen as the state gives u a pittance to live on even if u have worked for 40yrs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?

If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life

Right, I get it now. Sounds good."

So would that mean a failed poacher gets half a dozen eggs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?

If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life

Right, I get it now. Sounds good.

So would that mean a failed poacher gets half a dozen eggs "

No a failed poacher gets a frying pan

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does it work? Is it like a sliding scale?

So say if you were a crappy pick pocket you would get some FreezerLand's own brand Fishy fingers but if you were a successful diamond thief you would get like a really nice McDonald's?

If you are a failed banker you would win a daily fortnum and masons hamper for life

Right, I get it now. Sounds good.

So would that mean a failed poacher gets half a dozen eggs

No a failed poacher gets a frying pan "

Ah,,, ok …. Well would a failed cattle “rustler” get a bag of beefy flavour crisps,,,

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah well it's cheaper than paying for four star prison hotel holidays if there's a chance it will persuade them not to go further down the criminal path

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose a failed Herb garden thief would be given thyme though….

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I suppose a failed Herb garden thief would be given thyme though…. "

hehehehehhehehehehheeheehhehee

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It was a daft idea which didn't last long and proves that Local Crime Commissioners (or whatever they're called) have at least one good use.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose they could always give a hungry doughnut thief something to fill that little hole.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top