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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst minxymax is putting the kettle on, I appear to have an unused frying pan ...

Who wants a fry up ?

Ps the pan is washed

Hygiene is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go on then full english please, can I have my fried bread lightly done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon, egg, sausage and tomato sarny please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I gt to see ur butt now u have removed the pan same as private parts full English please yumm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full English with hash browns and extra crispy bacon please oh, and can I have tomatoes instead of beans as well (fem)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would like stoneground wholemeal toast. and some high fruit marmalade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Need a bigger pan

Soss, eggs, bacon, toms and fried bread on their way ....

Black pudding and mushrooms ?

Sorry out of hash browns ....

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Mmm black pudding. . Omnomnom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like stoneground wholemeal toast. and some high fruit marmalade please "

I have some Duerrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it ready yet I'm starving here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it ready yet I'm starving here "

It's gone cold .... Egg's a bit rubbery ....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top."

Bloody hell, I hate doing poached eggs .....

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top.

Bloody hell, I hate doing poached eggs ..... "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it ready yet I'm starving here

It's gone cold .... Egg's a bit rubbery ...."

just nuke it in the microwave then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top.

Bloody hell, I hate doing poached eggs .....

Why? "

No matter what I try they never work properly - vinegar, whirlpool, rolling boil .....

I'm just crap at doing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it ready yet I'm starving here

It's gone cold .... Egg's a bit rubbery ....

just nuke it in the microwave then "

Ping !

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"I like a slice of toast with a couple of pieces of crispy bacon on, and a poached egg perched on top.

Bloody hell, I hate doing poached eggs .....

Why?

No matter what I try they never work properly - vinegar, whirlpool, rolling boil .....

I'm just crap at doing them "

Aww, I'll poach my own then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee coffee and more coffee can you deliver it to my work, you can tell which one is me I'm the one with their head on the desk muttering I should have gone home when the tequila came out to play!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it ready yet I'm starving here

It's gone cold .... Egg's a bit rubbery ....

just nuke it in the microwave then

Ping !"

Thank you and I do hope you washed your hands first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coffee's on the drip

Had to change my avatar ...

Need the apron to stop the splashing

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister "

Really ?

I don't want my sausage and tomatoes to come near hot fat, thank you very much

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Now, hire would you like your bacon ? Fried or grilled ?

No poached eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have some mushrooms, toms, and a slice of toast well buttered.

oh and some perc strong coffee.

ta muchly

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

[Removed by poster at 12/08/13 10:09:51]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can i have some mushrooms, toms, and a slice of toast well buttered.

oh and some perc strong coffee.

ta muchly "

White or brown toast ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say no to a couple pancakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't say no to a couple pancakes "

Whipped cream and blueberries ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a little room left could I have some too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pancakes or crepes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wouldn't say no to a couple pancakes

Whipped cream and blueberries ?"

Ta muchly - though Strawberries instead please!

And some chocolate drizzled over the top would be much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pancakes or crepes ?"

crepes they are lighter and I need to watch my figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pancakes or crepes ?

crepes they are lighter and I need to watch my figure "

Thats what sex is for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's another couple of pans .....

Gimme five to do some washing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wonder what we can do whilst we're waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i have some mushrooms, toms, and a slice of toast well buttered.

oh and some perc strong coffee.

ta muchly

White or brown toast ? "

White for toast and brown for sarnies

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister

Really ?

I don't want my sausage and tomatoes to come near hot fat, thank you very much

.

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Now, hire would you like your bacon ? Fried or grilled ?

No poached eggs "

That should have said SHE lol

Grilled bacon and fried eggs - merci x

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By *its n ballsCouple
over a year ago

Close to A55 in our own bubble

Mmm I'd like bacon (with all the fat cut off before you dry fry please) . Mushrooms. Plum tomatoes. Beans (cooked slowly in a pan with a knob of butter and a little cheese) and some fried potatoes if you have no hash browns. And lots of hot toast ( not too brown but just passed white.) With butter . Mmmm . And id like some freshly squeezed orange juice with no bits. Give me a shout when it's done and I'll come round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 eggs, 2 bacon pretty please...cooking naked is a SHE hazard mister

Really ?

I don't want my sausage and tomatoes to come near hot fat, thank you very much

.

.

Now, how would you like your bacon ? Fried or grilled ?

No poached eggs

That should have said SHE lol

Grilled bacon and fried eggs - merci x "

Do you mean HSE ? Health and Safety ?

One order coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mmm I'd like bacon (with all the fat cut off before you dry fry please) . Mushrooms. Plum tomatoes. Beans (cooked slowly in a pan with a knob of butter and a little cheese) and some fried potatoes if you have no hash browns. And lots of hot toast ( not too brown but just passed white.) With butter . Mmmm . And id like some freshly squeezed orange juice with no bits. Give me a shout when it's done and I'll come round. "

You're a demanding woman with an appetite

Ready in five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be an Ulster fry for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh can I have some scrambled eggs with 2 rashers of crispy smoked bacon please? With some toast and black coffee too? Diolch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"has to be an Ulster fry for us"
square sausage ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh can I have some scrambled eggs with 2 rashers of crispy smoked bacon please? With some toast and black coffee too? Diolch "
Dim problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has to be an Ulster fry for us"

Spot on

Just what the doctor ordered!!

Billy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh can I have some scrambled eggs with 2 rashers of crispy smoked bacon please? With some toast and black coffee too? Diolch Dim problem "

Diolch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently sat in W/spoons with JuicyAss waiting upon our large breakfasts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Currently sat in W/spoons with JuicyAss waiting upon our large breakfasts "

Get your asses out of there !

You're killing my business

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you everyone, the kitchen is now closed

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