FabSwingers.com forum: B & Q A warning about a scam

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My husband went to B and Q for some paint, when he went back the the car two really young girls told him their car had broken down and could he drop them off at the bus stop. These girls had skimpy shorts, knee boots and white see through blouses and no bra. While driving the one in the front seat started to give him a blow job while the one in the back stroked his balls and backside. After he had dropped them at the bus stop he noticed his wallet had gone from his back pocket, all his cash, credit cards, licence , the lot..

Be warned and look out for these two girls as they are targeting the major B & Q stores in the UK ..

My husband had his wallet stolen last Friday, Saturday and Twice on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah ok, I'll go to Wickes instead lolll

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

pmsl heard it befor but still gd xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl excellent we had a gd laugh at this, now exactly which B&Q is that? :P

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I can never get Rob to go to B&Q maybe this will sort him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone help me out please I dont get it? x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Can someone help me out please I dont get it? x"

Now THAT is more funny than the joke!!!

PMSL!!!! xx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Last time I wnet to B&Q, a bloke walked up and said "Do you want decking?" so I kicked him in the balls and legged it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone help me out please I dont get it? x"

He had his wallet nicked four times while getting BJ's from two scantily clad nymphettes.... geddit? hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell you what... meet me at B & Q and I'll show you how to do it ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol ok wishy its a deal because Im lost on this joke x

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

since reading this i have been banned from b n q and its car park for loitering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubby is crap at d.i.y so im safe so is he lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God, I must shop there more often...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to go armed with an empty wallet and an unwashed bell end! That ought to teach them a lesson...

Ahh, if only it were true, I would so be doing that right now, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what does b and q stand for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ok wishy its a deal because Im lost on this joke x"

Never mind... Its bad anyways...

Fancy meeting a really stunning rich educated and great shag couple??? Yeah... Mmmmmm lol......

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