FabSwingers.com forum: The item to your right is the only thing you have to defend yourself in an attack.....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bowl of lollypops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pillow

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Piece of rump steak

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Kate

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Thats a fecking good weapon Jack!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toy car with very annoying ne nar sound, complete with flashing lights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dog, not that he would defend me if I was attacked he'd jump in my arms and expect me to defend him

I couldn't even pick him up and smack the attacker with him cause he weights about 8 stone

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Box of paperclips.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

A bloody tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dvd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate

if she gets up though, it's a vase with some glittery sticks in

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By *eizvollWoman
over a year ago

in my own little world :-)

My son - a seven year old yellow belt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Piece of rump steak"

Am starving you don't fancy sharing do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pillow"
u still in bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a bottle of diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to be messy im sat in garage witha chainsaw to my right

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Gable End Wall ......

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Going to be messy im sat in garage witha chainsaw to my right

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Wooohooooo!!!!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Vtech Kiddizoom digital camera..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bedside cabinet

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"A toy car with very annoying ne nar sound, complete with flashing lights

some kids toys can drive anyone insane ..could be perfect weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A well equipped bunker with an orgy in progress and an open door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hand towel

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I vaseline lip balm. Not going to be able to do much with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky me..... It's a box of condoms and a tube of KY....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pillowu still in bed x"

Nooooooox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A group of 7 week old kittens...

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

my mouse for the laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pillowu still in bed x

Nooooooox"
id better duck then x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

A 2 and a half year old noisy, grumpy, tornado!

The mood he's in today he could send anyone running for the hills! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee table with crap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat in the middle of a park, so absolutely nothing!!!

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

A wine glass. I suppose I could try and get them pissed before I clobbered them with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitachi magic wand!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot piri piri marinade!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee table with crap on

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clean it first then x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A remote control & a can of Lynx

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

An AK47, and a grenade launcher

Think I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A remote control & a can of Lynx "

you taking cock pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A coffee table with crap on

clean it first then x"

However the paperweight may cause damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 bore shotgun

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

a cushion

mmmm I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash tray or my phone is in right hand so could give them a smack with that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"An AK47, and a grenade launcher

Think I'm safe

I take it you were a boy scout. "Be prepared"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

telly remote and a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IPad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty Hula Hoop packet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roll of control fabric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Moshi Monster cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Siamese cat, suppose I found thrown him at em and he has got sharp claws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of nail varnish. (red)

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By *estlands4Man
over a year ago

Sidmouth

My phone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a small table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickey Flanagan dvd case - so I could take anyone 'out' ('out')

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"A Moshi Monster cake."

Step away from the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hannah montanna blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what is it?

My remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AK 47 . (I wish)

Sky remote

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"An AK47, and a grenade launcher

Think I'm safe

I take it you were a boy scout. "Be prepared""

Dib dib dib

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Tube of Pringles, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat in the middle of a park, so absolutely nothing!!!

What !!! no grass ? birds tweeting, dogs crapping.......nothing

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Tube of Pringles, lol"
Hey...If used in the right way they can bring tears to the eyes!

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

My wand would vibrate them to death!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vox amplug ...mini amp ...spose The jack plug would bruise !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bills...could make them feel pity or give multiple papercuts!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Does your right hand count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2' x 2' piece of hardboard left over from a recent DIY effort...suppose I could take someone's head off if I really tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Staffie, she is asleep so be aware and afraid if you try to wake her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knitting needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cushion..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tv remote, a packet of cigs, lighter and a glass ashtray.

Could do some serious damage with that lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A half empty can of pre-mixed Bacardi Oakheart and cola.

Oh well, if I drink the other half I won't care!!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A Bic Pen

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Two litre bottle of , that I know hurts as my toe will testify too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mug of tea!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A washing liquid thingy

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

A a can of Stella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sunday mirror

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By *d_deeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Im going to get battered!!! a sock

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"the sunday mirror"

You have a special mirror for Sundays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the sunday mirror

You have a special mirror for Sundays?"
of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what is it?

Grizzly so I'll be fine haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad science by Ben Goldacre..alas it's only the paperback version

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By *harma and GregCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

A hula hoop!!! I'm screwed!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"the sunday mirror"
I think I may just attack you just for buying it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the sunday mirrorI think I may just attack you just for buying it!!!

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you can use your pen to do the crossword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the wife..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a long service medal....got a nasty pin on it though ...jab jab.....mmm little pricks aren't much use are they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a brass lamp to my right and also a solid quartz pyramid paperweight.

I'll choose the paperweight, could easily dig a nasty hole through someone with that.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

As im at work to my left and right iv about 2 million buddwiser bottles. Drink any1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A companion of fire tools - so a small shovel, a poker with an evil looking spike on the end, a brush, and tongs ........ think I will be fine ......... lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"12 bore shotgun"

*rifles under sofa for ma 13 bore*

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Sky remote...can beat attacker to death with it then use it to take a trophy picture of his* cock against it

*disclaimer: my use of the male gender as an example does not mean I believe all men to be aggressive attackers, I'm quite aware that I could be attacked by a female, I would still beat her to death with it but I'd have to rethink my trophy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only my phone - although there is an 18 year girl in the next room, on PMT week - I win!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'll be swinging juicyass by her ankles as my weapon

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A pillow

no, wait, this could work

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

A sponge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote...can beat attacker to death with it then use it to take a trophy picture of his* cock against it

Please don't attack me with a sky remote....they make me feel inferior as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleech and a toilet brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote and mint areo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleech and a toilet brush"

Get off the toilet when on fab !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote and mint areo

That's a potentially worrying picture composition

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

The kitchen sink. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hair dryer, ill style him to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass cup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sky remote and mint areo

That's a potentially worrying picture composition

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sam ... God help them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toy car with very annoying ne nar sound, complete with flashing lights

some kids toys can drive anyone insane ..could be perfect weapon"

Ahhh don't I know it!! You could possibly muffle it with your tissue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phased Plasma rifle in a 40 watt range.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in bed lying on my back so it would be a pair of glasses, should i turn over and lie on my stomach my killer weapon would be a six year old ninja

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large speaker

So i can shred them with some heavy bassline lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An office chair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sleeping pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large candle

Three books

Body lotion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stuffed wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2yr old who decided mummys bed better to watch tv in than his own and the assortment of toys he brought with him !

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

the wife she would scare any one off

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

A. Window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A remote control & a can of Lynx "

New pics? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea, a book, a lamp and my fab mobile.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Another siamesse. It will have to be a slow attacker her only effective defence move is waiting until you forgotten which cupboard she has curled up on and lanching herself off the top at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sugar sachet.....guess I'm dead

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Pair of crutches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny enough a Man down alarm with an sos button linked to a call centre who in turn call the police..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what is it?

My big soft staffie.She could lick someone to death?

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

Air con unit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nappy ... I'm doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew, it's a door I can just close it... thank fook you didn't say item to your left

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Its a mouse.... so any elephants BEWARE !!

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