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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...that you will never forget?

Mine is the 9 times table...My teacher threatened us with the steel ruler if we didnt mememorise it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ties are not for me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to rock on a chair

How to text under the table

How to doodle

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Never ever eat an apricot jam sandwich again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to bunk off and not get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to like the cane the strap or slipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigonometry, and I use it most days of my working life

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I must not start a sentence with and, so but, then or because.

I can still the poster across the wall!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to rock on a chair

How to text under the table

How to doodle

I feel so old we didnt have mobile phones at school

1066 battle of hastings i always remember learning about that and also about queen vic

I remember division quite well as struggled with it at first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to bunk off and not get caught

That too!

I rather enjoyed my two half days of school a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to bunk off and not get caught

I used to go in for registration, then bunk off and then go back for my dinner... Nowt like cheek!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

x tables 1 to 12 always played a game called shoot out at primary school made me learn them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to rock on a chair

How to text under the table

How to doodle

I feel so old we didnt have mobile phones at school

1066 battle of hastings i always remember learning about that and also about queen vic

I remember division quite well as struggled with it at first"

Didn't have calculators when I was at school

I left in 1973. Bought my first calculator around 1975 for college course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to bunk off and not get caught

I used to go in for registration, then bunk off and then go back for my dinner... Nowt like cheek!

I used to slightly unplug my mums house phone if i was bunking off she caught me once never did it again i got such a hiding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to rock on a chair

How to text under the table

How to doodle

I feel so old we didnt have mobile phones at school

1066 battle of hastings i always remember learning about that and also about queen vic

I remember division quite well as struggled with it at first"

Yes queen Vic and dirty den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to bunk off and not get caught

I used to go in for registration, then bunk off and then go back for my dinner... Nowt like cheek!

Haha, I did exactly the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must not start a sentence with and, so but, then or because. "

Some people still teach this! (It's crap but one of those things everybody seems to get 'taught').

Because I enjoyed using the one school BBC Micro computer, it's probably using technology that's the one thing I took from school.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How to cut up an onion properly and how to climb out of classroom windows

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Trigonometry, and I use it most days of my working life

You do?? Blimey I was wrong when I said 'what's the point of learning this crap NO ONE will ever use it!!' Ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I wasn't born to blend in.....

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I still remember the quadratic equation formula. Well I was a bit of a maths nerd at school

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"That I wasn't born to blend in.....

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Thats a good thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to respect elders. If you didnt the blackboard rubber came sharp at your head

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Learned to do naughty things without being caught (most of the time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still remember the quadratic equation formula. Well I was a bit of a maths nerd at school

x=-B+ or - Square root of B squared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/08/13 18:58:45]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Latin, 6 bloody years of bloody Latin....

aiempaa pidempään. Koskenkylän Agricola- halliin on myös perustettu lehtien ....

posti hihasta. Se on oikeaa yhteisöllisyyttä.

Ooops sorry, wrong language

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

Use maths a lot like jack but the main thing was to get up early and go to school and do a days work. All be it a bit easyer than a proper days work. But it fought us how to do a weeks work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put vick under your eyes it makes them water, pair that with a sad crying face and tell the male teacher you have period pains it gets you out of 3 lesson music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that playing sports pulled the girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To skip lessons and sit in the loo's

Texting talk makes me feel old. The only phones we had back then were the ones you plug into a wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt that fish dont like washing up liquid

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Smelly fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smelly fingers

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I learnt where the bike sheds were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt how to chase the boys who had a nice arse when wearing farrah trousers. When at uni I learnt how to drink several bottles of wine

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

That girls can be really nasty bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learnt that playing sports pulled the girls

And that it was easy to be a porn dealer out if my locker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the periodic symbol for potassium is k and for copper it's cu.

K was my dad's first letter in his name , he ate bananas and they have potassium in them.

Cu, cu Jimmy.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"How to bunk off and not get caught

Yes I learned that as well, I got an A+ for that

On the downside I also learned (albeit with hindsight) that most of my teachers were communists, including one called Thatcher

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Polishing shoes is pointless, especially when there are subs to lick them clean...ok I learnt the last bit a few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my best friend at scho was a keeper and 35 years later she is still my best friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just went fishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kiss chase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that I didnt like High School

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

That those that can do and those that can not teach

That to prove a snobby teacher wrong is a rather nice feeling.

That the physics they teach in school is not the physics toy learn in real life.

It really is a long list

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"That my best friend at scho was a keeper and 35 years later she is still my best friend."

That was rather nice to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to respect elders. If you didnt the blackboard rubber came sharp at your head"

I think we may have had the same teacher at some point!

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

How to hide the faggs

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Don't let em catch you and as said above hide the cigs and and rizzlas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone have a normal home economics teacher or were they high blood pressure, high cholesterol, high stress, frumpy child and man hating she-bitches like mine?

They couldn't even cook in my school ffs, useless

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I learnt how to spell cos I'm a nerd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to look interested when really I couldn't careless

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

How not to get a detention lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

How to frazzle a fly with a magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That rolling your socks down and your waistbands up was a HOT look! ........apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To ride my push bike bloody fast, when riding past two other rival schools

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Scholarship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have the courage to go against the flow and stand up for myself.

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Loved any thing to do with dinosaurs at primary school and learnt ostrolapithicus was the first form of ape man and down the evolution line or up even homo erectus was the first form of ape man to walk up right not quiet sure about spelling and it definitely not helped me through the years but will never forget. Must be 32+ years since leaving primary too. Ask what I did last week. Not a frickin clue ha ha

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have the courage to go against the flow and stand up for myself.

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See I never learnt that at school, I learnt that from life experience.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"...that you will never forget?

Mine is the 9 times table...My teacher threatened us with the steel ruler if we didnt mememorise it.

to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to be different and alienate most of your peers

Oh yes and how to make a useless little wooden box with a wonky lid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That whatever happens, life goes on

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

That a nun with a blackboard cleaner or the cane is not to be messed with..

'kin witches..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pneumonic for remembering the order of the planets

Very

Easy

Method

Just

Speeds

Naming

Planets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pneumonic for remembering the order of the planets

Very

Easy

Method

Just

Speeds

Naming

Planets "

Except that Pluto is no longer a planet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that all the female pe teachers were butch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do not eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be you and not a sheep

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

How to hot wire a car

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Turning up, participating and being interested gets you more than half way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That every day is a school day even now - always learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The importance of education

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The importance of education"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the best place to go for a snog is behind the tech block where miss pook can't see.

How to do a peanut with my tie.

Kickers shoes with the tags on are/were "supposed to be" cool as fuck.

Mr Evans had bad dog breath.

Mr Marshall was a cunt....ya..your a cunt.

I was smarter than everyone else.

Geography was pointless

As was English. .I can't spell.

Science proves...well jack shit.

Maths proves that science is based on bollocks.

It also to taught me that I am a non-conform to the status quo reject by default.

And...

Yadadadada!

But...ya know..the kid did good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/13 00:42:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

x= plus and minus the square root of b2-c2 all over 2a.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Big elephants can always understand small elephants.

Apart from that I learnt I was very fond of slow dances in the "erection section" at the school disco !!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"The pneumonic for remembering the order of the planets

Very

Easy

Method

Just

Speeds

Naming

Planets "

I was taught:

Very

Eldery

Mother

Just

Sucked

Uncle

Normans

Penis

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I learned the difference between their, there, they're, where, were and we're, to, too and two, of and off.... etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to make a Molotov cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try harder ! Damn let's hope for reincarnation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The pneumonic for remembering the order of the planets

Very

Easy

Method

Just

Speeds

Naming

Planets

I was taught:

Very

Eldery

Mother

Just

Sucked

Uncle

Normans

Penis

At school?!

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