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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

How can I find out WHAT SIZE IS WHAT? without someone knowing?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

nick one of her other ones

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"nick one of her other ones "

People have more than one?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

depends what kind of ring you are talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shove ya dick in and if it hurts, its a little un

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about "

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"shove ya dick in and if it hurts, its a little un "

I have seen pictures of that on the net!

So does one wait till the little woman is asleep and pop her ring on a ring size tester or what?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol "

she wont like being called that

they have big hairy feet

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol

she wont like being called that

they have big hairy feet "

Just to clarify before you all get the wrong idea. I am not looking to or ever have shagged a hobbit.

The ref was hobbits and lord of the ring thing. I just want to know what you pop into a ring to find its size

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

When Rob was buying me a ring as a surprise he got one of my friends to ask me to take my engagement ring off so she could try it on and then they worked the size out between them without me knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol

she wont like being called that

they have big hairy feet

Just to clarify before you all get the wrong idea. I am not looking to or ever have shagged a hobbit.

The ref was hobbits and lord of the ring thing. I just want to know what you pop into a ring to find its size "

If you already have the a ring take it to a jewellers to size it

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol

she wont like being called that

they have big hairy feet

Just to clarify before you all get the wrong idea. I am not looking to or ever have shagged a hobbit.

The ref was hobbits and lord of the ring thing. I just want to know what you pop into a ring to find its size

If you already have the a ring take it to a jewellers to size it "

Ok will try that but i will need to anaesthetise her as she sleeps light

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol

she wont like being called that

they have big hairy feet

Just to clarify before you all get the wrong idea. I am not looking to or ever have shagged a hobbit.

The ref was hobbits and lord of the ring thing. I just want to know what you pop into a ring to find its size

If you already have the a ring take it to a jewellers to size it

Ok will try that but i will need to anaesthetise her as she sleeps light "

Take one from her jewellery box

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"depends what kind of ring you are talking about

There is only one ring if you ask a hobbit lol

she wont like being called that

they have big hairy feet

Just to clarify before you all get the wrong idea. I am not looking to or ever have shagged a hobbit.

The ref was hobbits and lord of the ring thing. I just want to know what you pop into a ring to find its size

If you already have the a ring take it to a jewellers to size it

Ok will try that but i will need to anaesthetise her as she sleeps light

Take one from her jewellery box "

Bugger i am going to be in sooooooooooo much trouble if i answer that like i did lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can I find out WHAT SIZE IS WHAT? without someone knowing?"

Tell her you want to do a plaster of pairs cast of her hands. Then take it in to get measured! Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we think this is where a packet of hola hopes may come in handy (unless she has chubby fingers then it have to be onion rings) try them on her and takes the nearest fit to jewellers and ask them to size it for you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh go all Jimmy Bond and make an imprint of the size in a bar of soap or blu tac, then sneak that to the jeweller!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Ooh go all Jimmy Bond and make an imprint of the size in a bar of soap or blu tac, then sneak that to the jeweller! "

thats a good plan!!

am with the majority - a dabble in theivery is the best plan, just dont take her favourite one so she wont notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we think this is where a packet of hola hopes may come in handy (unless she has chubby fingers then it have to be onion rings) try them on her and takes the nearest fit to jewellers and ask them to size it for you.... "

hola hopes lmao i need to get a grip wee the spelling hula hoops is wat i mean

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"How can I find out WHAT SIZE IS WHAT? without someone knowing?"

Is there something we should know?

Do we need to buy hats?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"How can I find out WHAT SIZE IS WHAT? without someone knowing?"

psssst Is it supposed to be secret????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about drawing a circle inside one of her rings, and take the drawing to the jeweller for them to match it?

Remember to bring the pen/pencil you used to draw the circle with for a like for like comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the person concerned isn't going to read this,or your secret is out mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope the person concerned isn't going to read this,or your secret is out mate "

.

Too late for that I believe!

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