FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest real name

By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago

folkestone

What is the funniest real name that you have heard. I once saw a tv programme that had a guy called Wilie Stroker on it.

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

kid in my nephew's class (in Cams) is called Burberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A customer called Barbie Pig... I had to look twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Flicke was funny but Ed Balls is still impossible to take seriously on a weekly basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher Lillicrap, he was a story teller on TV when I was kid...

There is also Bob Trollope, the Zoo Keeper at Longleats!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

An ex colleague called Ben Mycock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a woman who's first name was monkey. Not a nickname, her real name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cousin knew a bus driver called Gordon Bennett

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Some 1 I know has the 2nd name bent. When he married his wife kept her maiden name (can't think why) driving to work 1 day we got a pull on the motorway an the police man asked his name and who the car belonged to. my wife he answered to whitch the police man said but its in the name of mrs bla bla my mates reply an I quote "yes I know my wifes not bent Im bent" owww how me an the dible laffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a real Ronald McDonald, Adrian Mole. Also met a Norbert Snodgrasd & Anil mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came across the name Bustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a mike hunt once

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

A lad my brother went to school with was Piers Mycock.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I have an email with a picture of an Asian guy's work pass. His name is Phannie Tickler

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

A German athlete from around 30 years ago, excuse the spelling if its wrong....

Her name is Fanny Schmeller.

Go onto a well know video website and type in Bradley Walsh/ The Chase....funniest video I have seen for a while, he just loses it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the sister of fanny shmeller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my old customers was a mrs dicks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I also went to school with James Bond

*said in a seen canary accent*

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Chris Peacock...tv newsreader/presenter....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My unmarried cookery teacher was Wendy house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew a Richard Head at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a lady whose surname was Hiscock....she married and becamw a....Hercock...priceless

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

there used to be an Ausie rugby player at Oldham called Wayne Kerr imagine that one over the tannoy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl at school was Polly Pickering.....not too bad until you find out her middle name was ester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gt sore sides from reading this post lol I think I went to school with someone who's surname was Bates lol xx

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

In my kid's school there is a Zebedee and a Zeus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny Pickle and isac hunt

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Rod Fullalove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don Kiddick

Ok I am making that up but years ago, I was the secretary to a young trainee lawyer and I passed him a message to ring Don Kiddick with my mobile number and put it on speaker phone in the open plan office in which I worked with the rest of the secretaries! It was hilarious!!

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By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago

folkestone

I remembered there was a programme on radio a few years ago where they got airport tannoy announcers to say funny sounding foreign names by claiming they were taxi passengers who were being picked up, and that were rude when you read them out.

Just looked up some up and they were;

Arheddis Varkenjaab(i hate this fucking job) and Aywellbe Fayred (i will be fired).

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I am aware of a Carry Oakie and a Carrie Ann Rice, and another Richard Edward.

Was always amused that the Goons managed to slip the name Hugh Jampton past the prudes at the BBC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Hugh Koch - always made me laugh when I had to write to him through my job. And I haven't made that one up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our tailor's many years back had a Master Tailor called Al Button.

Quite apt

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

We also have a local company called

Les Fear Roofing.

Don't know if it's to set your mind at rest or they don't like ladies who bat for the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny Fanackerpans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'v met a child called roxanne pebbles. Managed to keep my face straight when I was chatting to her mum as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snap-on Tools vans always made me giggle when I saw them on the motorway. Met a guy called Justin Potts once and there was an antique dealer on tele once called Robin Bastard..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate's Polish maiden name isn't very funny but it's worth about 90 points on a scrabble board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends brother was Richard burton.... got stopped by the police and as they thought he was winding then up. .. got taken to the station! Lol

Also an estate agent in the states called paula blood

true !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German athlete from around 30 years ago, excuse the spelling if its wrong....

Her name is Fanny Schmeller.

Go onto a well know video website and type in Bradley Walsh/ The Chase....funniest video I have seen for a while, he just loses it "

I watched that a few times as I was crying with laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A German athlete from around 30 years ago, excuse the spelling if its wrong....

Her name is Fanny Schmeller.

Go onto a well know video website and type in Bradley Walsh/ The Chase....funniest video I have seen for a while, he just loses it

I watched that a few times as I was crying with laughter

Not disclosing my first name that I never use - my parents do not even use it and they gave it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew somebody who's second name was sithole everyone used call him shithole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a true name and he works at the depot his name is Sunday Hadamefun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a teacher called mr lovelady who was strangely gay and a teacher who's wife was called ima butt .....seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a woman who's name is hazel Nutt

Haha makes me chuckle every time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new a bloke called MIKE HUNT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A patient at our local hospital was called Mr Cockshott!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drew Peacock, Dwayne Pype, Mark Cracksaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regina falangi

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

A kid with a name pronounced sha theed but spelled shithead...seriously..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to school with a Beverly Hills and my mum worked with Annette Kurtain.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"A German athlete from around 30 years ago, excuse the spelling if its wrong....

Her name is Fanny Schmeller.

Go onto a well know video website and type in Bradley Walsh/ The Chase....funniest video I have seen for a while, he just loses it

I watched that a few times as I was crying with laughter

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Yes omeohmy was giggling like a numpty when he showed that clip to me.. bradley is a great giggler he loses his cool quite often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to work with a guy called Dick Feast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard of a family with the surname Dick that had two kids. The boy was called Everard and the girl called Ophelia.

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