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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The offending smoke detector is on the table ....... the battery is the other side of the room .................... and there is still a beep beep noise going on upstairs ..................... wtf is going on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The batteries in your Bully Boy vibrator are on the way out....???

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

oh no another minxie moment lol mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might have one upstairs maybe, or the kids tag has gone off LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

phone?

spare fire alarm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what happened with the CO / smoke alarm situation! Fortunately I just passed out...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have investigated .............. fully, and .............................. I have no idea what it was ................ it's now stopped ................. perhaps the noise was still in my brain? u know like being conditioned to something !!!?? lol

Anyway I am not on fire, and nothing is burning here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us there a reset button on the smoke alarm xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sounds like its also wired into the mains. I'm assuming the base station is still screwed to the ceiling? Put a new back up battery in and it should stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like its also wired into the mains. I'm assuming the base station is still screwed to the ceiling? Put a new back up battery in and it should stop. "

no the whole smoke alarm is sitting on my table downstairs, and the battery is next to me on the sofa .............. lol

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

In most smoke alarms is a small internal battery, it will soon stop. You need to replace it if it is faulty they are a life saver and a good indicator your food is ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mushrooms ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this one day it was a toy on its way out in one of the kids rooms

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Sounds like its also wired into the mains. I'm assuming the base station is still screwed to the ceiling? Put a new back up battery in and it should stop.

no the whole smoke alarm is sitting on my table downstairs, and the battery is next to me on the sofa .............. lol

Ah in that case you have a stalker in your loft censoring his dirty talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In most smoke alarms is a small internal battery, it will soon stop. You need to replace it if it is faulty they are a life saver and a good indicator your food is ready

I know that bit ............. but wanted to know how long the battery would last for going beep beep ............. ??

and at what point the battery decides its dying ... is that with only 10% of power left or less or more? I am intrigued now and clearly have too much time on my hands lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like its also wired into the mains. I'm assuming the base station is still screwed to the ceiling? Put a new back up battery in and it should stop.

no the whole smoke alarm is sitting on my table downstairs, and the battery is next to me on the sofa .............. lol

Ah in that case you have a stalker in your loft censoring his dirty talk

Oh God, you haven't wiggled up there again have you .............. I've told you before ........ you can't stay in my loft ....... it's sooo wrong if you wanna see me you have to declare yourself !!!!

(By the way it's your turn!!!) lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mushrooms ?

have you been spying on me ............. and my loft? I know there isn't mushroom up there boom boom

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"In most smoke alarms is a small internal battery, it will soon stop. You need to replace it if it is faulty they are a life saver and a good indicator your food is ready

I know that bit ............. but wanted to know how long the battery would last for going beep beep ............. ??

and at what point the battery decides its dying ... is that with only 10% of power left or less or more? I am intrigued now and clearly have too much time on my hands lol

Usually under 5 percent, but should never happen because you need to change battery every 5 years or after a activation

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The offending smoke detector is on the table ....... the battery is the other side of the room .................... and there is still a beep beep noise going on upstairs ..................... wtf is going on??

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In most smoke alarms is a small internal battery, it will soon stop. You need to replace it if it is faulty they are a life saver and a good indicator your food is ready

I know that bit ............. but wanted to know how long the battery would last for going beep beep ............. ??

and at what point the battery decides its dying ... is that with only 10% of power left or less or more? I am intrigued now and clearly have too much time on my hands lol

Usually under 5 percent, but should never happen because you need to change battery every 5 years or after a activation

I know you are trying to send a proper sensible message here ....... and I promise I will change the battery today ok........... Its on the shopping list xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x"

Lots of strange things happen here .......... after a while you get used to it .............

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

by the cat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

" (By the way it's your turn!!!) lol

Your days are numbered seaman minx. I've sunk your battleship mwahahaha

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

"In most smoke alarms is a small internal battery, it will soon stop. You need to replace it if it is faulty they are a life saver and a good indicator your food is ready

I know that bit ............. but wanted to know how long the battery would last for going beep beep ............. ??

and at what point the battery decides its dying ... is that with only 10% of power left or less or more? I am intrigued now and clearly have too much time on my hands lol

Usually under 5 percent, but should never happen because you need to change battery every 5 years or after a activation

I know you are trying to send a proper sensible message here ....... and I promise I will change the battery today ok........... Its on the shopping list xx "

TBF to all governments, making building regs, HOMO regs etc etc has saved loads of lives making people fit fire/smoke/heat detectors, a pain when not working right, but a life saver when needed most. Yes I used to fit them and my house as a full and maintained system in place along with a point spinkler system, extinguisher in kichen, boiler room and my bedroom. I have no intention of being cooked in my house

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" (By the way it's your turn!!!) lol

Your days are numbered seaman minx. I've sunk your battleship mwahahaha"

by my reckoning that's four all .......... lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" (By the way it's your turn!!!) lol

Your days are numbered seaman minx. I've sunk your battleship mwahahaha

by my reckoning that's four all .......... lol

oh ooooops I hit a fifth one !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

by the cat

Nooooo I could do with a bacon sarnie ...... with fruity sauce !!!! lol

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

Prefer to be sucked hehehehe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

Prefer to be sucked hehehehe.

so u don't do ANY sucking?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

" (By the way it's your turn!!!) lol

Your days are numbered seaman minx. I've sunk your battleship mwahahaha

by my reckoning that's four all .......... lol

oh ooooops I hit a fifth one !!!!

I think you will find your armada has gone to a watery grave.

Hail Commander Birdseye

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

Prefer to be sucked hehehehe.

so u don't do ANY sucking?

Hell yeaahh, clits and tits hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" (By the way it's your turn!!!) lol

Your days are numbered seaman minx. I've sunk your battleship mwahahaha

by my reckoning that's four all .......... lol

oh ooooops I hit a fifth one !!!!

I think you will find your armada has gone to a watery grave.

Hail Commander Birdseye

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bum !! ure gonna be insufferable now !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

Prefer to be sucked hehehehe.

so u don't do ANY sucking?

Hell yeaahh, clits and tits hahahaha

ooooooooooooooooooo

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

Prefer to be sucked hehehehe.

so u don't do ANY sucking?

Hell yeaahh, clits and tits hahahaha

ooooooooooooooooooo

Off to change my fire alarm battery now , it's really annoying me now , have a good day ................beep,beep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is my bacon ready yet, I love it burnt

Beep...............beep ...............beep.

its gonna be cold when it gets to u ..... oh no it's not ....... it will have been eaten first lol

Right then ...........that's it .............

No bacon............no battery advice

Hope your alarm carries on beeping all day and all night ...........beep, beep, beep, beep , beep, beep, beep, beep, .................:............bloody beep,

ooooooooooooo pick up that dummy that just got thrown lol

Got my dummy back now hehehehe.

keep sucking !!!!

Prefer to be sucked hehehehe.

so u don't do ANY sucking?

Hell yeaahh, clits and tits hahahaha

ooooooooooooooooooo

Off to change my fire alarm battery now , it's really annoying me now , have a good day ................beep,beep

am laughing - get me a battery whilst your there please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x

Lots of strange things happen here .......... after a while you get used to it .............

Oh , you have to give some examples...what else has happened that is strange?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x

Lots of strange things happen here .......... after a while you get used to it .............

Oh , you have to give some examples...what else has happened that is strange?"

read the Fook and then it went bang thread .................. from a while ago ............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x

Lots of strange things happen here .......... after a while you get used to it .............

Oh , you have to give some examples...what else has happened that is strange?

read the Fook and then it went bang thread .................. from a while ago ............

Read it, bloody hell!! Stay Safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x

Lots of strange things happen here .......... after a while you get used to it .............

Oh , you have to give some examples...what else has happened that is strange?

read the Fook and then it went bang thread .................. from a while ago ............

Read it, bloody hell!! Stay Safe

there have been lots of other threads too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, That would freak me out, hope your ok x

Lots of strange things happen here .......... after a while you get used to it .............

Oh , you have to give some examples...what else has happened that is strange?

read the Fook and then it went bang thread .................. from a while ago ............

Read it, bloody hell!! Stay Safe

there have been lots of other threads too lol

So you you think your place is haunted or does things just go pete tong at times?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

u will just have to keep looking in the forums ................ that's provided I don't break the forum for the day again!!!! lol now that was a funny day!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

u will just have to keep looking in the forums ................ that's provided I don't break the forum for the day again!!!! lol now that was a funny day!!!

best be careful what I say then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

u will just have to keep looking in the forums ................ that's provided I don't break the forum for the day again!!!! lol now that was a funny day!!!

best be careful what I say then

noooo u had to be here that day ......... it was hysterical and sooo innocent on my part ........ but chaos and mayhem to the highest order lol ask some of the other forumites ......

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

u will just have to keep looking in the forums ................ that's provided I don't break the forum for the day again!!!! lol now that was a funny day!!!

best be careful what I say then

noooo u had to be here that day ......... it was hysterical and sooo innocent on my part ........ but chaos and mayhem to the highest order lol ask some of the other forumites ......

Minxie jinx is the forum lightening rod; as long as she's around she'll be the one who gets struck by lightening and the rest of us are safe.

Just never share a lift with her...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ah in that case you have a stalker in your loft censoring his dirty talk

Just because our team is called stalkers r us, it isn't me as I have given up stalking for an indefinite period of time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

u will just have to keep looking in the forums ................ that's provided I don't break the forum for the day again!!!! lol now that was a funny day!!!

best be careful what I say then

noooo u had to be here that day ......... it was hysterical and sooo innocent on my part ........ but chaos and mayhem to the highest order lol ask some of the other forumites ......

Minxie jinx is the forum lightening rod; as long as she's around she'll be the one who gets struck by lightening and the rest of us are safe.

Just never share a lift with her...

u enjoyed every second in that lift

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Welcome to Minxie's world .......... lol

Lol, Love it

u will just have to keep looking in the forums ................ that's provided I don't break the forum for the day again!!!! lol now that was a funny day!!!

best be careful what I say then

noooo u had to be here that day ......... it was hysterical and sooo innocent on my part ........ but chaos and mayhem to the highest order lol ask some of the other forumites ......

Minxie jinx is the forum lightening rod; as long as she's around she'll be the one who gets struck by lightening and the rest of us are safe.

Just never share a lift with her...

u enjoyed every second in that lift

True.

But you nearly widdled yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the same, had to send it back to the company who made it as it was faulty, wrote faulty smoke alarm on he envelope in case the Royal Mail thought it was a bomb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, is Cafe Minxie open yet? Can I have set brekkie no4 with no black pudding please.... oh and a cup a' tea....

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