FabSwingers.com forum: time for the jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hi , i have not seen any lately so here goes,

did you know 6 out of 7 dwarfs arn't happy !

i went to a shop to buy my daughter a spider but they were £70 so i thought naaa i leave it i can get one cheaper on the WEB xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the chicken cross the road...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the chciken crossed the road to get to the other side,

why did the pervert cross the road,?

he was still stuck in the chicken !

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Which came first? The chicken or the duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no idea which came first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the definition of suspicion?

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By *ancatMan
over a year ago

Norwich

What's the defanishon of. Sex ,love and showing off?

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By *ancatMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"What's the defanishon of. Sex ,love and showing off?"

Spit, swallow and gargul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the definition of suspicion? "

A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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By *ancatMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"What's the definition of suspicion?

A nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Lmao

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose,?

full up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill: Fobbberlobberlobberlob

Ben: If you loved me you’d swallow that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats the difference betwen soldiers and firemen

you can't dip firemen in your eggs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than after sex looking down and and seeing that limp cock and condom hanging off the end of it

Especially as you werent wearing one when you started !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing worse than after sex looking down and and seeing that limp cock and condom hanging off the end of it

Especially as you werent wearing one when you started ! "

Eww eww eww!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I grew up in a really tough area , Kids used to cover me in chocolate and cream then add insult to that they used to put a friggin cherry on top of my head !

Yeah life was tough in the gateaux.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Local camping shop broke into all airbeds nicked. Cops think thieves wil li lo for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to sex shop for blow up doll there were none on display just in boxes cost 30 quid.

Went back day after some fully blown up cost 40 quid i asked why different cost for boxed and blown was told its because of inflation

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I've started on a self defence course, where the only weapons you're allowed to use are tea bags.

It's called Ty-fu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started on a self defence course, where the only weapons you're allowed to use are tea bags.

It's called Ty-fu"

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

My OH thought it was funny

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