FabSwingers.com forum: We lied, a confession.

By *un_Juice OP Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Apologies to all fabsters due, when we joined we would never use our real birthdays. Ok same months but different dates.

Today we noticed I'm now 40, it looked weird still does but the truth is it's coming over the next 3 weeks.

Has this happened to any of you or similar stories ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No, I don't hit 40 til march lmao

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

So you made yourself older thats a new 1

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Yep same here. I put in a false birthday when I joined up 5 yrs ago so Im out of synch by a couple of months. Younger of course!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm older on my profile by a month or so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to change mine cos people noticed my age changed and started wishing me a happy birthday and then were gonna start a thread ..................... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be a bit too honest, mine is correct

Although I do know one fabster who has knocked 6 years off their age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good girl and speak truth

Runs lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly the same, I was forty 3 weeks early as wel the year

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am really 33.....even though when I went to buy a bottle of vodka she said she thought I was 17!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I never lied on my age! What's the point? 50 is the best time so far!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I am really 33.....even though when I went to buy a bottle of vodka she said she thought I was 17!

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That is because you do look so much younger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never lied on my age! What's the point? 50 is the best time so far!"

So true,i never lie about my age,whats the point?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Got me thinking did I put the right date in just checked an yep im still an old git birthday next month......feck was trying to forget that

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

got my exact DOB on my profile. Its nice when I have met someone, added them on here and they notice my age and thought I was younger!

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know

Give me 9 years and I'll catch you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was the right year and month, just the wrong day by 9 days lol

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Give me 9 years and I'll catch you up

you can have 9 of my years if you want em in fact sod it take 10 plzzzzz

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By *un_Juice OP Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

We,ve not lied to deceive it,s purely for rights of privacy, it has made us both older by using the same months and year but using the first day of the month instead of the real dates.

We don't lie to appear younger, we are both considerably younger looking than our ages may suggest

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I never lied on my age! What's the point? 50 is the best time so far!

So true,i never lie about my age,whats the point?

I now know how it feels to do and say the things I want and feel liberated about it!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"We,ve not lied to deceive it,s purely for rights of privacy, it has made us both older by using the same months and year but using the first day of the month instead of the real dates.

We don't lie to appear younger, we are both considerably younger looking than our ages may suggest

You are both very young and sexy...a few months? thats not a lie...is uan untruth!! big difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed to put my year of birth down wrong by one year

Until it was pointed out to me

Flipping small screen smart phones

Ahe well, 31 again

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Ah well I ll set mine to 76 again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

We are both really 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We met up with a girl who said she was in her 20's, turned out she was only 19 xx

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By *un_Juice OP Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"We,ve not lied to deceive it,s purely for rights of privacy, it has made us both older by using the same months and year but using the first day of the month instead of the real dates.

We don't lie to appear younger, we are both considerably younger looking than our ages may suggest

You are both very young and sexy...a few months? thats not a lie...is uan untruth!! big difference

Agree the intention was never to deceive and thanks for the compliment and plenty of other interesting comments from you others,cheers.

Mademoisselle, tu et belle x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

No, mine was set at real time lol, not looking forward to next years one!

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By *un_Juice OP Couple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

"Yes

We are both really 99

We need to higher our age range

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"We,ve not lied to deceive it,s purely for rights of privacy, it has made us both older by using the same months and year but using the first day of the month instead of the real dates.

We don't lie to appear younger, we are both considerably younger looking than our ages may suggest

You are both very young and sexy...a few months? thats not a lie...is uan untruth!! big difference

Agree the intention was never to deceive and thanks for the compliment and plenty of other interesting comments from you others,cheers.

Mademoisselle, tu et belle x

Merci beaucoup! x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

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Je t'aime - mois non plus

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Oi! Even though I might not like it, I don't think I am quite there yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

bambi! si sultrey et tentant! vous pouvez être notre garniture de sandwich tous les jours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, mine is right...I really am that bloody old

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Je t'aime - mois non plus

Now that is a beautiful song my mentor...long time no speak young lady!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Nope, mine is right...I really am that bloody old

Pfft!

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By *-BelleWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

Right year, right month, but different day. Just being careful!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all thought I was GreedyThump..well you all lose I'm really a 76 year old balding old fart, sitting here with my dick in my hand in my stained Y fronts cracking one off! Winky wink!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

bambi! si sultrey et tentant! vous pouvez être notre garniture de sandwich tous les jours"

Mon Dieu...Etre prise en sandwich, quelle tentation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

bambi! si sultrey et tentant! vous pouvez être notre garniture de sandwich tous les jours

Mon Dieu...Etre prise en sandwich, quelle tentation!

oh bambi brun ou le pain blanc? et toute la sauce? kiss kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is correct. I'm 50 in October

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

bambi! si sultrey et tentant! vous pouvez être notre garniture de sandwich tous les jours

Mon Dieu...Etre prise en sandwich, quelle tentation!

oh bambi brun ou le pain blanc? et toute la sauce? kiss kiss

If only you could see the grin on my face!!!! but its unfair to hijack the thread like this...lets just say I like many varieties of seeds and grains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok serious answer!!

We both told the truth about our DOB

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

bambi! si sultrey et tentant! vous pouvez être notre garniture de sandwich tous les jours

Mon Dieu...Etre prise en sandwich, quelle tentation!

oh bambi brun ou le pain blanc? et toute la sauce? kiss kiss

"
This is doing my French the world of good

Not sure I could use it operationally but hey ho...;-)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Ok serious answer!!

We both told the truth about our DOB

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And I would not dob anybody in anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Apparently there is more sex to be had in an folk's home than you can get at an orgy

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Apparently there is more sex to be had in an folk's home than you can get at an orgy

Is that right???? I'll be sure to visit all 3 ritement homes in my town over the next month. Care to join me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Apparently there is more sex to be had in an folk's home than you can get at an orgy

Is that right???? I'll be sure to visit all 3 ritement homes in my town over the next month. Care to join me?

You sit in the wheelchair and I'll push from behind

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Apparently there is more sex to be had in an folk's home than you can get at an orgy

Is that right???? I'll be sure to visit all 3 ritement homes in my town over the next month. Care to join me?

You sit in the wheelchair and I'll push from behind

One hand on the pan hiding your bum, one hand on the wheel chair...I've had enough accidents recently...Might have to let Lucy do the driving sitting on my lap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes

We are both really 99

Fox, SOT, Aphrodite...shall we all register into the nearest old folk's home?

Apparently there is more sex to be had in an folk's home than you can get at an orgy

Is that right???? I'll be sure to visit all 3 ritement homes in my town over the next month. Care to join me?

You sit in the wheelchair and I'll push from behind

One hand on the pan hiding your bum, one hand on the wheel chair...I've had enough accidents recently...Might have to let Lucy do the driving sitting on my lap x"

The frying pan is optional

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I just checked my fab age and realised I made myself a couple of weeks older

I think I have failed at fab.

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