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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This morning I was playing silly mares with daughter whilst brushing my teeth. She called me Elvis due to the sounds I was making.

Well if that's all it takes to bring in the millions, I say bring it on .

Hi all. I'm new to the forums, can anyone direct me to the forum rules please. I don't want to be expelled on my first day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums, just be yourself and you'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi welcome to the forums x

I can't help with the forum rules as I use the mobile site and I've never found them!

No offending people i.e name calling etc, no posting messages you have received to your inbox, no posting of your personal details, a lot of its common sense but better read up anyway, you'll find them on the desktop site.

Have fun

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome "

Basically this plus no posting links apart from you tube, love honey or mainstream news sites.

Oh and no dissing burgers

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"This morning I was playing silly mares with daughter whilst brushing my teeth. She called me Elvis due to the sounds I was making.

Well if that's all it takes to bring in the millions, I say bring it on .

Hi all. I'm new to the forums, can anyone direct me to the forum rules please. I don't want to be expelled on my first day."

Be thick skinned, have a sense of humour and be prepared to wear a tin helmet at one time or another

Other than that enjoy

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome

Basically this plus no posting links apart from you tube, love honey or mainstream news sites.

Oh and no dissing burgers"

Just cheap ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning I was playing silly mares with daughter whilst brushing my teeth. She called me Elvis due to the sounds I was making.

Well if that's all it takes to bring in the millions, I say bring it on .

Hi all. I'm new to the forums, can anyone direct me to the forum rules please. I don't want to be expelled on my first day.

Be thick skinned, have a sense of humour and be prepared to wear a tin helmet at one time or another

Other than that enjoy

x

"

I'm great for three quarters of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome and enjoy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome

Basically this plus no posting links apart from you tube, love honey or mainstream news sites.

Oh and no dissing burgers

Just cheap ones? "

No, no, no. There is no such thing as a cheap one. They are merely starter burgers.

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

welcome to the forums, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome

Basically this plus no posting links apart from you tube, love honey or mainstream news sites.

Oh and no dissing burgers

Just cheap ones?

No, no, no. There is no such thing as a cheap one. They are merely starter burgers. "

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome

Basically this plus no posting links apart from you tube, love honey or mainstream news sites.

Oh and no dissing burgers

Just cheap ones?

No, no, no. There is no such thing as a cheap one. They are merely starter burgers.

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into "

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like you I use my mobile which is probably why I haven't found them.

I'm not new to Fab nor am I new to forums (I moderate one) but I am new to the Fab forum. I appreciate forum sites are individualistic. Many let anything go apart from spamming and abuse. It's beyond that, that I'm enquiring.

Oh and thank you for the welcome

Basically this plus no posting links apart from you tube, love honey or mainstream news sites.

Oh and no dissing burgers

Just cheap ones?

No, no, no. There is no such thing as a cheap one. They are merely starter burgers.

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB"

Big black boyfriend?

Beautiful bent banana?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB

Big black boyfriend?

Beautiful bent banana?"

Big burping burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB

Big black boyfriend?

Beautiful bent banana?

Big burping burger"

As long as its not bit burnt buger

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB

Big black boyfriend?

Beautiful bent banana?

Big burping burger

As long as its not bit burnt buger "

Ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB

Big black boyfriend?

Beautiful bent banana?

Big burping burger

As long as its not bit burnt buger

Ewwwww"

I thought you ate them all, burnt bits won't hurt ya

But then again your newly appointed taster will see to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

But I like proper meat to get my teeth into

Oh I'm not sure if I can help you with a BBB

Big black boyfriend?

Beautiful bent banana?

Big burping burger"

Burgers burp? Arrrrghhhhhh

Or do you mean they cause you to burp? Next time I take my girls to McDs I'll hear a few burps, look around, and no longer assume the cause is carbonated drinks

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Just thinking of someone brushing their teeth gives me the willies I don't like the sound!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just thinking of someone brushing their teeth gives me the willies I don't like the sound!!!"

I hope I'm many years off of needing steradent.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome aboard and enjoy.

As to Ryan and his burgers he'd actually prefer a marrow. He just needs a little encouragement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome aboard and enjoy.

As to Ryan and his burgers he'd actually prefer a marrow. He just needs a little encouragement."

Hey, Thats all mine now as I took it to bed

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Welcome aboard and enjoy.

As to Ryan and his burgers he'd actually prefer a marrow. He just needs a little encouragement.

Hey, Thats all mine now as I took it to bed "

Is it still in one piece ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it still in one piece ?"

Yes I don't squeeze that hard

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When I give hugs

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it still in one piece ?

Yes I don't squeeze that hard

.

When I give hugs "

I'd be pretty worried hugging a marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums cupcake. Youre gonna fit in well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it still in one piece ?

Yes I don't squeeze that hard

.

When I give hugs

I'd be pretty worried hugging a marrow "

well you would you're too fussy

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is it still in one piece ?

Yes I don't squeeze that hard

.

When I give hugs

I'd be pretty worried hugging a marrow

well you would you're too fussy "

I hugged a tree once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hugged a tree once"

For support per chance

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I hugged a tree once

For support per chance "

It had just given me a nose bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hugged a tree once

For support per chance

It had just given me a nose bleed"

And you hugged it, very sporting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you for all the welcomes folks :D

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