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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Just wandering home from the Italian after a lovely meal with one of my besties when I noticed a rat scarfing down on a dropped chip on Arse End's Main Street...I know we're only ever about 1/2 a millimetre from one, but do they really have to bloody flaunt themselves! Good job I'm not too scared by them although I did get a funny look from the couple across the road when I told the pavement to fuck off out of my sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate them, I'd have screamed then run the other way! I'm a wimp where those things are concerned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bastard rats.

Don't they know there are starving migrants about?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

No worse than pigeons!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Caz, the rat thing is a myth according to R4 More or Less. Well, it's a myth unless you live on a farm and have your barn near your house.

Perhaps the rat wanted something Italian so had to flaunt itself with the chip to show it was having to eat street food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They freak me out!!!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Vermin Faulty!

It's the two legged, tailless ones you really have to watch out for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live on a farm and surrounded by them - along with mice, foxes, badgers and deer - and pigeons which crap everywhere!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I hate them, I'd have screamed then run the other way! I'm a wimp where those things are concerned! "

Had them in my old house (next door was unoccupied) and one of the wee fuckers ran over my foot in the bathroom one night...I proved that even if white men can't, white women can jump that night!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No worse than pigeons!"

Actually, I'm quite surprised the shitehawks hadn't swooped down on it as it's breeding season and a rat would probably make a tasty snack for a gull chick plus Mam n Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No worse than pigeons!

Actually, I'm quite surprised the shitehawks hadn't swooped down on it as it's breeding season and a rat would probably make a tasty snack for a gull chick plus Mam n Dad"

Kin ell, even an Eagle would have a job carrying off yer Mam n Dad

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No worse than pigeons!

Actually, I'm quite surprised the shitehawks hadn't swooped down on it as it's breeding season and a rat would probably make a tasty snack for a gull chick plus Mam n Dad"

Do sky-rats eat ground-rats?

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Caz, the rat thing is a myth according to R4 More or Less. Well, it's a myth unless you live on a farm and have your barn near your house.

Perhaps the rat wanted something Italian so had to flaunt itself with the chip to show it was having to eat street food?"

It was opposite a takeaway, but that's run by Turks...I'm feeling bad for it now, may have to take some cat food up the road for a poor starving rattus norvetigus

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Vermin Faulty!

It's the two legged, tailless ones you really have to watch out for."

You've met my ex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate them, I'd have screamed then run the other way! I'm a wimp where those things are concerned!

Had them in my old house (next door was unoccupied) and one of the wee fuckers ran over my foot in the bathroom one night...I proved that even if white men can't, white women can jump that night! "

OMG they'd have heard me scream from the moon

I had 'one' in my garage and my dad had to come and get rid of the bledi thing for me! Them things and snakes freak me out big time! I can't even type the name lol

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No worse than pigeons!

Actually, I'm quite surprised the shitehawks hadn't swooped down on it as it's breeding season and a rat would probably make a tasty snack for a gull chick plus Mam n Dad

Kin ell, even an Eagle would have a job carrying off yer Mam n Dad"

Happen it'd struggle wi' me Da, but an unladen swallow could pick me Mam up

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Rats are people too! Poor Ratty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago the german shepherd dog I had at the time decided to pick up a squashed dead rat,refused to put it down and carried it thru the busy high street dropping it only when she reached the NatWest Bank.Was she trying to tell them something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand rats - ugly little sods

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset


"Vermin Faulty!

It's the two legged, tailless ones you really have to watch out for.

You've met my ex? "

Possibly, apparently you're not allowed to beat them to death with a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where!!!!!!!!!

yours

J Russell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No worse than pigeons!

Actually, I'm quite surprised the shitehawks hadn't swooped down on it as it's breeding season and a rat would probably make a tasty snack for a gull chick plus Mam n Dad

Kin ell, even an Eagle would have a job carrying off yer Mam n Dad

Happen it'd struggle wi' me Da, but an unladen swallow could pick me Mam up "

An unladen swallow?

African or European?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wandering home from the Italian after a lovely meal with one of my besties when I noticed a rat scarfing down on a dropped chip on Arse End's Main Street..."

Yeah can you PM me the name of that restaurant ...just so that I don't go there to eat...ever.

Ta!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You should see the rats in Thailand. Big as cats!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Rats are people too! Poor Ratty"

That's just reminded me, I'm going to see an open air production of Wind In The Willows at our local Castle on Sunday...I'll take Ratty a poke of chips with me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This thread has me wondering whether Swallows swallow or do they spit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see the rats in Thailand. Big as cats! "

Can they use chop sticks too

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No worse than pigeons!

Actually, I'm quite surprised the shitehawks hadn't swooped down on it as it's breeding season and a rat would probably make a tasty snack for a gull chick plus Mam n Dad

Kin ell, even an Eagle would have a job carrying off yer Mam n Dad

Happen it'd struggle wi' me Da, but an unladen swallow could pick me Mam up

An unladen swallow?

African or European? "

So long as it beats its wings 43 times a second it won't matter too much (and it could get Mam to hold the coconut)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see the rats in Thailand. Big as cats! "

Yeah, but deelishhh in oyster sauce !

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Just wandering home from the Italian after a lovely meal with one of my besties when I noticed a rat scarfing down on a dropped chip on Arse End's Main Street...

Yeah can you PM me the name of that restaurant ...just so that I don't go there to eat...ever.

Ta! "

Not near the Italian, Ben; on the way home (opposite the takeaway though)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"You should see the rats in Thailand. Big as cats!

Can they use chop sticks too "

They don't use chopsticks in Thailand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt want to come across this little bugger :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should see the rats in Thailand. Big as cats!

Can they use chop sticks too

They don't use chopsticks in Thailand. "

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

I wouldnt want to come across this little bugger :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8"

Reckon that was a Glasgow rat immigrated to Russia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wouldnt want to come across this little bugger :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8

Reckon that was a Glasgow rat immigrated to Russia "

Immigrated?

The immi's round here will grate anything. Good job curry powder is so hot.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

I wouldnt want to come across this little bugger :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8

Reckon that was a Glasgow rat immigrated to Russia

Immigrated?

The immi's round here will grate anything. Good job curry powder is so hot. "

Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh! I'm so fucking anal about spelling, what the fuck was I thinking...bottle of wine and 2 limoncello obviously turn me into an imbecile...right, where's me Valium n razor blades...goodbye cruel world

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

I wouldnt want to come across this little bugger :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8

Reckon that was a Glasgow rat immigrated to Russia

Immigrated?

The immi's round here will grate anything. Good job curry powder is so hot.

Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh! I'm so fucking anal about spelling, what the fuck was I thinking...bottle of wine and 2 limoncello obviously turn me into an imbecile...right, where's me Valium n razor blades...goodbye cruel world "

That's three now isn't it? I'll pop over to Arse End on Sunday when you're out and let the Arse End Courier have the story. Can't tell her immigrants from her emigrants.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

I wouldnt want to come across this little bugger :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPK_ij0llc8

Reckon that was a Glasgow rat immigrated to Russia

Immigrated?

The immi's round here will grate anything. Good job curry powder is so hot.

Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh! I'm so fucking anal about spelling, what the fuck was I thinking...bottle of wine and 2 limoncello obviously turn me into an imbecile...right, where's me Valium n razor blades...goodbye cruel world

That's three now isn't it? I'll pop over to Arse End on Sunday when you're out and let the Arse End Courier have the story. Can't tell her immigrants from her emigrants. "

You sod, you're keeping count! Oh, the shame...

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