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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One thing I don't understand is

Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?

What things in life don't you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a mystery its true

Who sang that song

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I just don't understand humans in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entropy and Enthalpy in thermodynamics and why don't flies fly out of the open window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that dont understand the meaning of 'No!'

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Its a mystery its true

Who sang that song

"

Toyah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know the to yah song but don't remember that line?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t understand Chinese writing …… or why anyone who choose to listen to a Supertramp album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why a cat can land on its feet but if my piece of toast falls its always the buttered side down !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a mystery its true

Who sang that song

Toyah?"

Oh yessssssssssss Toyah

Its a mystery

Thank you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I rarely understand men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how I only just discovered Knock knock knock Penny. I'm only about 6 years behind the times.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I will never, ever , ever understand the female psyche....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sugar free fizzy drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand Paleo..

Seriously? ...when was the last time you went hunting for food with a piece of tree?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't understand why the landlord always gives me a bad beer on a Friday. I always fall for it. Bet he does it again tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't understand why the landlord always gives me a bad beer on a Friday. I always fall for it. Bet he does it again tonight "

Is it every pint thats bad or just the 11th?

I dont understand how Barack Obama ever won the Nobel Peace prize,

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't understand why the landlord always gives me a bad beer on a Friday. I always fall for it. Bet he does it again tonight

Is it every pint thats bad or just the 11th?

I dont understand how Barack Obama ever won the Nobel Peace prize,"

That's why it's so weird, as there is not really a number pattern to it. All I know is, it's usually the last one. Sneaky bas**rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I dont understand how Barack Obama ever won the Nobel Peace prize,"

Or how Chris Hoy is in fact "Sir" Chris Hoy.

I also don't understand how 1Direction are gonna gross a reported $1Billion in 2014...I assume that's a big FU to real music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?"

The Sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?"

Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?

Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy..."

Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?

Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...

Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx"

Godalming or Godstone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proton Colider ...woodwind or percussion ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The welsh language.

I only know "heddlu" because i didnt "araf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?

Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...

Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx"

And in ten years time when he finds out that Father Christmas and the tooth fairy are you. He may think that you are God too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?

Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...

Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx

And in ten years time when he finds out that Father Christmas and the tooth fairy are you. He may think that you are God too "

great point, Im going to google god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman having a conversation on a phone.. all they seem to say is... "Yes, Yes" was it a woman who said a mobile phone should vibrate??? When invented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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The welsh language.

I only know "heddlu" because i didnt "araf""

I'm with you on this!!

When I was a kid I kept telling my dad he was driving round in circles (on the motorway - I was such a dumbass!) as we kept passing the same town!

Gwasanaethau !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

The welsh language.

I only know "heddlu" because i didnt "araf"

I'm with you on this!!

When I was a kid I kept telling my dad he was driving round in circles (on the motorway - I was such a dumbass!) as we kept passing the same town!

Gwasanaethau ! "

pssst, we call em ring roads oop north.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The earth is spinning so fast and we can feel it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the Police get paid more than the Fire Brigade?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"One thing I don't understand is

Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?

What things in life don't you understand "

How it is possible to mix up there and their....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"One thing I don't understand is

Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?

What things in life don't you understand

How it is possible to mix up there and their....

I'm sorry, I didn't notice, I suppose I'll go and tell one my mum that she failed as a parent "

It really is not the parent's fault..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why men won't ask for directions when lost.....and why they won't read instructions!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why men won't ask for directions when lost.....and why they won't read instructions!!!

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Because we know what were doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this precise moment in time I don't understand me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a mystery its true

Who sang that song

"

Shinad o conner its a mystery lol xz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice "

Mines Darth Vader "You may now begin your journey to the dark side" epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

Mines Darth Vader "You may now begin your journey to the dark side" epic"

"Why men won't ask for directions when lost.....and why they won't read instructions!!!

"

Because we know what were doing! ????

So why do you need a Sat Nav huh???

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice "

Mine is Harry the hamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant understand understand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice "

Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't understand why someone invented resealable sweetie bags??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Little one asked me where God comes from, I did the whole garden of Eden and baby Jesus thing and he said yeah , but where does God come from, ggggrrrrr, any thoughts?

Tell him he came from the same place as Father Christmas and the tooth fairy...

Oh Thank you but he wants an exact location lol, I will try that tho, see how it goes xxx"

Tell him He comes from the beginning.

In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a mystery its true

Who sang that song

"
hazel dean i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!! "

pms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!! "

An so polite when giving instructions - the Sat nav not while shagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20mph on a road with stone chips waiting to get tarmac on,,, if you do 22mph,what happens?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!!

An so polite when giving instructions - the Sat nav not while shagging "

I did warn you politely not to take the exit!!' Trying to take the exit results in a swift knuckle crunch!!! like I said....calm and rational!!! We are Also harsh but fair!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!!

pms?"

Where is the loyalty???

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I can't understand why I can't message correctly when I'm Pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a mystery its true

Who sang that song

"

Toyah Wilcox, with a lithp.i

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

when i'm tired or tipsy an trying to read / send a text i con only have one eye open??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And why is the voice in sat nav always a women's voice

Because we women are calm and rational at all times!!!

An so polite when giving instructions - the Sat nav not while shagging

I did warn you politely not to take the exit!!' Trying to take the exit results in a swift knuckle crunch!!! like I said....calm and rational!!! We are Also harsh but fair!! "

Crickey - I hope it's not a long journey

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"when i'm tired or tipsy an trying to read / send a text i con only have one eye open??"

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I don t understand why ladies will see something they like in the first Shop they visit then proceed to spend the next 6 hours visiting every other Shop,

this applies especially to shoe shopping,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If spring water has been filtering through volcanic rock for millions of years why the sell by date?

Why do cookies in supermarkets have use by dates on, they rarely make it back to the car,

How come I can oversleep and be late for work but at the weekend I'm up at the crack of dawn (don't ask who dawn is, it's not big and it's not cleaver)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If spring water has been filtering through volcanic rock for millions of years why the sell by date?

Why do cookies in supermarkets have use by dates on, they rarely make it back to the car,

How come I can oversleep and be late for work but at the weekend I'm up at the crack of dawn (don't ask who dawn is, it's not big and it's not cleaver) at the weekend lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don t understand why ladies will see something they like in the first Shop they visit then proceed to spend the next 6 hours visiting every other Shop,

this applies especially to shoe shopping, "

And then go back to the first shop!!

So true!!

We are wired to look for value for money, hunter gatherers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astrophysics.... Everything else im fine on basically!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sales calls that is why

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By *aisyDaisyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Tjis is something I'm not sure I understand...

When a man says no, he means no.

When a woman says no, she means maybe.

When a man says maybe, he means maybe.

When a woman says maybe, she means yes.

When a man says yes, he means yes.

When a woman says yes, she means possibly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely understand men lol"

Likewise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun is 93,000,000 miles away ...yet Professor Brian Cox ( praise be his name) can tell us catagorically what's its made of ,...but The police were unable to identify The mystery white powder found in a small plastic bag in Geoffrey Robinsons car ....

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door? "

Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?

Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras "

Oooooh noooooooo...you dont think that they.....? are you thinking what I'm thinking? that would be soooo wicked and naughty

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme


"Tjis is something I'm not sure I understand...

When a man says no, he means no.

When a woman says no, she means maybe.

When a man says maybe, he means maybe.

When a woman says maybe, she means yes.

When a man says yes, he means yes.

When a woman says yes, she means possibly."

Haha that is brilliant!

I don't understand why swinging is looked down upon by society

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?

Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras

Oooooh noooooooo...you dont think that they.....? are you thinking what I'm thinking? that would be soooo wicked and naughty "

Thermal imaging cameras and laser microphones - nothing is safe behind closed.doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say the Universe (Space) is expanding...

But what is it expanding into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One thing I don't understand is

Your phone is ringing, you go to press answer but they have already hung up. You call back and they don't answer. Do these people just drop there phone and run off when no one answers?

What things in life don't you understand "

Same as when they message you, you message them back within seconds and they take fuckin hours to get back to you... Why text in the first place if they ain't got time to conversate??

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Where do gnomes come from? and why do my neighbours insist on having theirs facing my front door?

Just face it, gnomes are evil, especially those with hidden spy cameras

Oooooh noooooooo...you dont think that they.....? are you thinking what I'm thinking? that would be soooo wicked and naughty

Thermal imaging cameras and laser microphones - nothing is safe behind closed.doors "

Good thing I'm moving south! Bloody gnomes

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"I don't understand why a cat can land on its feet but if my piece of toast falls its always the buttered side down ! "

pssst.... the secret is to always butter it on the other side shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They say the Universe (Space) is expanding...

But what is it expanding into?

"

is The answer yorkshire ?....something to do with tidal erosion ?

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