FabSwingers.com forum: fucking flies!!!!!

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoovering them up earlier with the hand held dyson lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've never seen anything like it. I've checked For dead things bought in by the cats etc but there's nothing that I can see to cause this many flies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the same here Evie, I don't know why there are soo many !!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have loads too...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I hate flies so I have fly screens on the windows. Sometimes one sneaks in behind me when I'm coming through the door but those don't last too long.

If there's A LOT of them then something has died in my chimney, usually a chick. Have you checked your chimney and gutters?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just get kamikaze moths diviing in ma beer every night

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!

Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!

Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex

I hope you waited until they had cum.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!

Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex

I hope you waited until they had cum."

How do you know when a fly has cum

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!

Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex

I hope you waited until they had cum.

How do you know when a fly has cum

The male rolls away for some recovery time and the female chases after him for a cuddle?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Well known fact

Never kill a fly as another forty immeidately turn up for the funeral.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!

Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex

I hope you waited until they had cum.

How do you know when a fly has cum

There's gooey stuff on your sugar cubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I've just been moaning about the sodding things . They everywhere. Splat um I say

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"Well known fact

Never kill a fly as another forty immeidately turn up for the funeral."

I believe theres a similar rule when it comes to pulling out grey hairs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one of the light zapers on 24/7 ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swear to God one of the just got all up in my face!!! It buzzed right at my glasses and followed me around!!!

Just totally killed 2 while they were having sex

I hope you waited until they had cum.

How do you know when a fly has cum

There's gooey stuff on your sugar cubes"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here in Wales, im not posh enough for an electronic zapper, lynx can and lighter for me, scorch the buggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Same here in Wales, im not posh enough for an electronic zapper, lynx can and lighter for me, scorch the buggers!"

It's only 2 quid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it's the same here, bloody things! Just gone to the shops and brought the sticky fly catchers that you can hang up, and some fly sticky strips to put on your Windows, we too have fly nets over the Windows but there still one annoying one that gets in and buzzes around all fricking night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!"

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more flies this year due to the decline of wasps.

Fly strips or stickers are best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I encourage spiders to catch the flies ... just wondering what to do to catch the spiders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top Tip...make sure you wash your smelly bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol

Wasps are just appearing and dopey! Wasps do not infect your food or surfaces but they do kill flies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol

Wasps are just appearing and dopey! Wasps do not infect your food or surfaces but they do kill flies.

God wasps are doing my head in here in Spain. I must have removed about 500 from our pool yesterday. And walking down the steps to get in you literally take your life in your hands as you are surrounded by the bastard things. Made worse by the fact that we are always naked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.

Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.

Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!

It's great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....

I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had trouble once with my flies! Ouch!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.

Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!

It's great

Gonna buy one asap

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By *istress-MazikeenWoman
over a year ago

bolton

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!"

My house is!!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....

I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us! "

I value my life more than a wasp the fucker stings me I die...

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.

Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!

It's great

Gonna buy one asap

Better than a TENS machine and pinwheel??????

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"My flat is being invaded by flies!!!

Letsbehavingyou and I spent an enjoyable point coitus moment zapping them with an electric fly swat last night (a decommissioned sex toy lol)

Every time I kill one 5 more turn up!!!

Maybe they are kinky and they enjoy getting zapped

haha letsbe didnt enjoy it when i accidentally zapped him.....i nearly wee'd myself though

You can only call it an 'accident' the first 10 times you zap him.

Hmm never thought of one of the zappers for flies as a sex toy!!!!

It's great

Gonna buy one asap

Better than a TENS machine and pinwheel??????"

My lips are sealed, you sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....

I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us!

I value my life more than a wasp the fucker stings me I die...

Snap!

But I still value them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A wasp was trying to attack me today I thought please don't sting me I don't have my epi pen with me....

I am the same and almost got stung last week but they are valuable to us!

I value my life more than a wasp the fucker stings me I die...

Snap!

But I still value them

Er ok

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Tonnes of blue bottles here. I keep searching to see if the cats have brought something in the house. Driving me mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've had a wasp invasion lately, flies I can live with but wasps make me run out the room screaming lol

Wasps are just appearing and dopey! Wasps do not infect your food or surfaces but they do kill flies.

put a bucket of fresh water close to The pool , The wasps prefer fresh water to clorinated , gradually move The bucket back each day until its in a safer place ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

threads comedy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the heat wave made a lot more of them I got loads and loads of them

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

we have about 2 or 3 Flys in our house and one kid who is actually scared of them and squeels when she sees one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I encourage spiders to catch the flies ... just wondering what to do to catch the spiders? "

Remember the rhyme there was an old woman, a bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I encourage spiders to catch the flies ... just wondering what to do to catch the spiders?

Remember the rhyme there was an old woman, a bird.

Was beginning to think I was alone on that one

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Same here in Wales, im not posh enough for an electronic zapper, lynx can and lighter for me, scorch the buggers!

It's only 2 quid lol "

Or 1 quid if you go to the pound shop.

Bloody brilliant.

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