FabSwingers.com forum: Situation Vacant

By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If anyone is looking for a new job. I can maybe help you out. Details within my gallery.

( this had got to be a pretty unique look at me

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Apply within.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you not applied yourself?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

What's the benefits & retirement package

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You know you'll be applying for this one yourself. It will just be a little filler you fit in with your other work pastimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait!

That's more unique than ooooooooooooo

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ill apply I want a career change

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's a tester to make sure I don't get a bad un !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you not applied yourself?

Damn! I hadn't thought this through. He's looking for a taster: he's become a Burger King.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Wait!

That's more unique than ooooooooooooo

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What's the benefits & retirement package

No retirement package. But quarterly bonuses of gherkins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?

I'm not keen on a sausage so yes that could be considered.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?

I'm not keen on a sausage so yes that could be considered. "

How odd is your sausage though?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hmmmm it's an interesting opportunity but don't think I could consider getting out of bed for a mere 10 burgers a week, would you consider throwing in the odd sausage?

I'm not keen on a sausage so yes that could be considered.

How odd is your sausage though?"

Not very odd. It's not one of those skinless varieties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta

Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I know we it would come in handy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta

Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it. "

Chicken yep beef nope ( and burger kings chips , much nicer than the McDs )

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Lol I know we it would come in handy! "

Me too that's why I kept it lol.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta

Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it.

Chicken yep beef nope ( and burger kings chips , much nicer than the McDs )

Don't forget flappy flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If this had been for doughnuts then I might just have applied but burgers , no ta

Don't give me that. You're a secret burger muncher. There's no need to be secretive about it.

Chicken yep beef nope ( and burger kings chips , much nicer than the McDs )

Don't forget flappy flaps "

mmmmm flappy flaps my fav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i may apply if suckin on the gerkins is a requirement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will apply i will bring you some strawberries and you can supply the cream

ruby

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"i may apply if suckin on the gerkins is a requirement"

You start sucking on a gherkin and a cucumber may appear !

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will apply i will bring you some strawberries and you can supply the cream

ruby"

Do you think strawberry burgers will take off Ruby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the break entitlement?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Whats the break entitlement? "

A pause for breath every 2nd munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the job description?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the break entitlement?

A pause for breath every 2nd munch"

munching burgers or growing gerkins?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will apply to hold them for you while you get your mouth round them

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What is the job description?

Oh my ! Don't contact me I'll contact you

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Whats the break entitlement?

A pause for breath every 2nd munch

munching burgers or growing gerkins?"

The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will apply to hold them for you while you get your mouth round them

A cupper is the the official term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey do I get the job of screening prospective employees?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the job description?

Oh my ! Don't contact me I'll contact you

Can't wait

If it involves cooking for you, I'm in

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Hey do I get the job of screening prospective employees?...."

If you like. Be ruthless though Ben.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why didn't I look in the gallery first

No way!! Unless I am making them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey do I get the job of screening prospective employees?....

If you like. Be ruthless though Ben. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the break entitlement?

A pause for breath every 2nd munch

munching burgers or growing gerkins?

The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues"

will it be continental shifts? And can it fit round my main job?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why oh why didn't I look in the gallery first

No way!! Unless I am making them

Are you withdrawing?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Whats the break entitlement?

A pause for breath every 2nd munch

munching burgers or growing gerkins?

The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues

will it be continental shifts? And can it fit round my main job?"

I suspect it will be a zero hours contract with short notice of a requirement to attend for a shift.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Why oh why didn't I look in the gallery first

No way!! Unless I am making them

You're a very messy cook. I've seen what happens to your food.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Whats the break entitlement?

A pause for breath every 2nd munch

munching burgers or growing gerkins?

The gherkin side needs to be shift work as you can only have two working at once. Overcrowding plus H&S issues

will it be continental shifts? And can it fit round my main job?"

Depends how efficient you are. I'm not doing continentals, I will end up employing more to cover the sleepers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rite do i get the job or wor. Just been ti mc donalds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i may apply if suckin on the gerkins is a requirement

You start sucking on a gherkin and a cucumber may appear ! "
im all for variety...especially if i can have a couple of slices of cucumber to put on my eyes

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If it was hotdogs I would have jumped at the offer!

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If it was hotdogs I would have jumped at the offer!

I may branch out into that. How many could you do in a shift?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If it was hotdogs I would have jumped at the offer!

I may branch out into that. How many could you do in a shift?"

How long is a shift?

But on average I would say 2

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If it was hotdogs I would have jumped at the offer!

I may branch out into that. How many could you do in a shift?

How long is a shift?

But on average I would say 2

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines in the post xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!

You gave me the job of screening above.

I need to check Bendaroos out first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!

You gave me the job of screening above.

I need to check Bendaroos out first!

Are you doing the vetting?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ben you won't be able to cope with all the applicants. We will need to split em - oops not the best choice of words !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!

You gave me the job of screening above.

I need to check Bendaroos out first!

Are you doing the vetting?"

Allegedly. ..

After I've pulled the knife out of my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ben you won't be able to cope with all the applicants. We will need to split em - oops not the best choice of words !"

F'ng looollll!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall send you my cv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this branches out into hotdogs, Soxy'll deal with the Frankfitters...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had mc d last night. In training xx

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!

You gave me the job of screening above.

I need to check Bendaroos out first!

Hello! What do you need to check first?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We had mc d last night. In training xx"

Did you go large Jules?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had mc d last night. In training xx

Did you go large Jules?"

Always ryan xx and had apple pie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!

You gave me the job of screening above.

I need to check Bendaroos out first!

Hello! What do you need to check first?

This is a matter of executive importance.

I need to confer with the prospective employer. .

Ryan, what should I check on Bendaroos?

Be specific...

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We had mc d last night. In training xx

Did you go large Jules?

Always ryan xx and had apple pie too

Ooh I'm partial to a pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had mc d last night. In training xx

Did you go large Jules?

Always ryan xx and had apple pie too

Ooh I'm partial to a pie"

With cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My speciality is more buns then burgers

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pretty impressive, send over your cv interviews are next week

Hold on..a minute. ...just hold on!!

You gave me the job of screening above.

I need to check Bendaroos out first!

Hello! What do you need to check first?

This is a matter of executive importance.

I need to confer with the prospective employer. .

Ryan, what should I check on Bendaroos?

Be specific...

Check out her tonsils first. Make sure there is adequate clearance.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We had mc d last night. In training xx

Did you go large Jules?

Always ryan xx and had apple pie too

Ooh I'm partial to a pie

With cream?"

No, not keen on a second hand one

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"My speciality is more buns then burgers

This is an equal opportunities business. We are happy to provide training.

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over a year ago

"We had mc d last night. In training xx

Did you go large Jules?

Always ryan xx and had apple pie too

Ooh I'm partial to a pie

With cream?

No, not keen on a second hand one

has to be fresh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry. "

Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.

Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day

No hangover shots

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.

Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day

No hangover shots

Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.

Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day

No hangover shots

Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?"

My sausage fingers actually typed hangover shits. Good job I'm vigilant

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.

Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day

No hangover shots

Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?

My sausage fingers actually typed hangover shits. Good job I'm vigilant

Your fingers merely put your real thoughts into print. Your head must be in a good state this morning to stop your inner monologue escaping.

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I shall send you my cv

Don't forget to attach your portfolio. It's crucial in the burger testing industry.

Well you have seen my credentials but i shall send full cv and portfolio before the end of the day

No hangover shots

Wouldn't that rather depend on whom or what is hanging over what?

My sausage fingers actually typed hangover shits. Good job I'm vigilant

Your fingers merely put your real thoughts into print. Your head must be in a good state this morning to stop your inner monologue escaping."

I had to get up so I had an early night. I purposely never had the last beer either. So I thwarted that pesky landlords plans to poison me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why oh why didn't I look in the gallery first

No way!! Unless I am making them

Are you withdrawing?"

Well I am definitely not entering

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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Why oh why didn't I look in the gallery first

No way!! Unless I am making them

Are you withdrawing?

Well I am definitely not entering

Too right you're not

that's my job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My speciality is more buns then burgers

This is an equal opportunities business. We are happy to provide training. "

Happy to under take any training xxxx

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